The Fattest Citizens in Nova Britannia Prima
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Nova Britannia Prima is ranked 26,017th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Psychotic Dictatorship of Aiporhtse | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Control. Follow. Obey.” | |
2. | The Empire of Nova Britannia Prima | Civil Rights Lovefest | “The world is doomed to fall to the ocean” | |
3. | The Colony of Merinad | New York Times Democracy | “In the Light of the Nurī, we have been saved.” | |
4. | The Siberian Democratic States of Uberio | Civil Rights Lovefest | “United Through War, Yet Standing through Peace.” | |
5. | The Disputed Territories of The Southern american state | New York Times Democracy | “The southern civil war will end soon” | |
6. | The Grand Duchy of Germ0ney | Authoritarian Democracy | “Germoney” | |
7. | The Exceptional Teas of Nothing-in-Particular | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Smashing” | |
8. | The Kingdom of Solarball | Father Knows Best State | “Reaching beyond the stars, United as one.” | |
9. | The Empire of Potatunion | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Live like a potato” | |
10. | The Free Land of The shadow men | Corrupt Dictatorship | “It was like we were never even there” |