The World World Census
The Most Rebellious Youth in the World
World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Oh My GOD! What were they thinking! He's not a MODERATOR! of Sedgistan | Anarchy | “Don't piss down my back and try and tell me it's raining” | |
2. | The Largely Ungoverned Territory of Oneiro | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Posession is imprisonment.” | |
3. | The Seafood Paradise of KohrAr | Compulsory Consumerist State | “With oysters we thrive!” | |
4. | The Free State of Vosiycrs | Anarchy | “There Can Never Be Enough” | |
5. | The Zombie Free Republic of Brexas3 | Anarchy | “Watch those thieves in government and keep taxes low!” | |
6. | The Republic of Bright Stars | Anarchy | “OK” | |
7. | The Temporal Paradox of Aikion | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Time changes, Time stagnates ” | |
8. | The Safe Haven of LGBT Equality | New York Times Democracy | “#LoveIsLove” | |
9. | The Quokka Isles And Republic of New Jamiea | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Let's Do This” | |
10. | The Gang of Serpentania | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Most are many, few are few.” |