The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Artificial Solar System
The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.
As a region, Artificial Solar System is ranked 5,262nd in the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
|1.||The SQUEEZE THEM ON GME of Moneymakestheworldgoround||Corporate Police State||“What's an exit strategy?”|
|2.||The Sheldonian Calendar of Quonkoland||Anarchy||“It's Quonkoday!”|
|3.||The Outlaw Hunter of Sedgistan 1||Capitalist Paradise||“DRAW SECOND, SHOOT FIRST”|
|4.||The Republic of Shutdown Government||Benevolent Dictatorship||“Strength Through Freedom”|
|5.||The Deer Hunters of The Sedge||Corporate Bordello||“One shot is what it's all about.”|
|6.||The Misty Mountains of Sedgisatan||Iron Fist Consumerists||“All that glitters is not gold”|
|7.||The Language-Learning Cult of Duolingonia||Iron Fist Consumerists||“You forgot to do your Spanish lesson...”|
|8.||The Hundred Oaker Forest of Oaks 15||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Lucabaduka”|
|9.||The Intergalactic Society of UFO||Anarchy||“We Have Come To Take Your Planet”|
|10.||The Refugi Spirit of Oaks 273||Father Knows Best State||“Lucabaduka”|