The Rudest Citizens in Wysteria
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier | Capitalist Paradise | “To Shape the World is to be Immortal” | |
| 2. |  The Richly Blended Peoples of Koffee | Capitalist Paradise | “Guns, Germs, Steel, and really smooth Mochas!” | |
| 3. |  The Godless Mercantile Nexus of Isla Vista | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Where churches are charged with fraud and racketeering!” | |
| 4. |  The Classy Realm of Half-Milers | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Sioux is a girl's name.” | |
| 5. |  The Indomitable Borderlands of The Grendels | Compulsory Consumerist State | “The Paragon of Corporate Power and Style since 2002.” | |
| 6. |  The United States of Wars Forever | Iron Fist Consumerists | “War” | |
| 7. |  The Grotesque Playground of Mackintosh | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Success is knowing who to blame for your failures.” | |
| 8. |  The Dominion of The Captain | Corporate Police State | “A friendly place for the upper class” | |
| 9. |  The Huddled Terrified Masses of Keyser Soze | Capitalist Paradise | “Then he showed those men of will what will really was.” | |
| 10. |  The Architeuthis Dux of Cthonian Wasteland | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Ia! Ia! - Azathoth, Azathoth RA RA RA!” |
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