Wysteria World Census

The World Census recorded sales of fizzy syrup water in order to determine which nations have the largest beverage industries.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Richly Blended Peoples of Koffee	Capitalist Paradise	“Guns, Germs, Steel, and really smooth Mochas!”
2.	The Indomitable Borderlands of The Grendels	Compulsory Consumerist State	“The Paragon of Corporate Power and Style since 2002.”
3.	The Dominion of Complete Bastards	Iron Fist Consumerists	“We don't want the world, we just want your half.”
4.	The Architeuthis Dux of Cthonian Wasteland	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Ia! Ia! - Azathoth, Azathoth RA RA RA!”
5.	The Godless Mercantile Nexus of Isla Vista	Compulsory Consumerist State	“Where churches are charged with fraud and racketeering!”
6.	The Republic of Miratejo	Compulsory Consumerist State	“Aqui quem se lixa é o mexilhão!”
7.	The Huddled Terrified Masses of Keyser Soze	Capitalist Paradise	“Then he showed those men of will what will really was.”
8.	The Grotesque Playground of Mackintosh	Compulsory Consumerist State	“Success is knowing who to blame for your failures.”
9.	The Wet Coast Hockey Republic of Go Canucks Go	Capitalist Paradise	“Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, good bye!”
10.	The United States of Wars Forever	Iron Fist Consumerists	“War”

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