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The Call Me Lilith Overlord of Daisy Johnson | ||
Post self-deleted by Demonos. | ||
Infected zone 307 | Very good Lord Worm, or shall I call you Headmaster Worm? Bwahaha. It shall be established on an active volcano and every day the children must cross ever changing flows of lava to get to the classes. Usually we don’t finish the school year... for reasons. | |
The Call Me Lilith Overlord of Daisy Johnson | Rise, Lady Vera and take your place by my side. For your first task, I decree that a Ministry of Education be created to develop a syllabus to be applied to any and all educational institutions that may be established here. We must be sure that the children receive the proper torturous education such as memorizing the complete works of Barbara Cartland in Xhosa. The first institution to fall under this syllabus shall be The Infected Worm’s School for Obedience and 24/7 Childcare Services. | |
The Danse Macabre of Conqueror Worm | Yeah... I believe this facility will necessarily be established rather offshore...far, far offshore I graciously accept the position, Infected Provost Infected zone 307, Daisy Johnson, and Demonos | |
Infected zone 307 | Now headmaster it is time... you must acquire the Legendary Beard of the Greater Wisdom. Once it is acquired, your position shall be cemented across time and space! Daisy Johnson, Demonos, and Conqueror Worm | |
The ghouls | Hey, I am goverment of the ghouls. Can i be king of goverment Infected zone 307 and Conqueror Worm | |
The Call Me Lilith Overlord of Daisy Johnson | Are you referring to the concrete overcoat that will enshrine him prior to his being ensconced in the Styx? Of course you may be king of your Nation's government. However, Underworld has its own duely appointed/elected government. Infected zone 307, Demonos, and Conqueror Worm | |
Post self-deleted by Demonos. | ||
Heluuria | I didn't understand a single word of that but I'm in Infected zone 307, Daisy Johnson, Demonos, and Conqueror Worm | |
The Danse Macabre of Conqueror Worm | *sits ever so still and thinks beardy, elderly thoughts* Infected zone 307 and Daisy Johnson | |
Infected zone 307 | Hmmm it should be gold... shinier. Common core? Certified infernal educators? Labor union!? Don’t do it! Think of the children! Daisy Johnson, Demonos, and Conqueror Worm | |
Infected zone 307 | Brings in tea along with the latest financial reports. Daisy Johnson, Demonos, and Conqueror Worm | |
The Call Me Lilith Overlord of Daisy Johnson | Concrete doesn't melt in the Hellfire. We are thinking of the children and how to torment them further. Infected zone 307, Demonos, and Conqueror Worm | |
The Danse Macabre of Conqueror Worm | gah! This tea is too hot... You want I should die from burning tea? Is my progress to the grave not brisk enough for you? And would you look at the market? What are the youths today doing to this world we built? I tell you, I didn't fight two wars against the Intergalactic Neo-Byzantine Chrono-Empire, just to see this new generation of layabouts mess it all up... I didn't live through the Great Big Double Secret Depression just to watch some mewling babes sell out the economy to those idolatrous Quebecois... Pork Belly Futures! That's where the real money is! Kids these days, I tell you... Infected zone 307, Daisy Johnson, and Demonos | |
The Call Me Lilith Overlord of Daisy Johnson | Kids! Infected zone 307, Demonos, and Conqueror Worm | |
Badhar | Infected zone 307, Daisy Johnson, Demonos, Conqueror Worm, and 1 otherAlaskaa | |
The Call Me Lilith Overlord of Daisy Johnson | Infected zone 307, Demonos, Conqueror Worm, Badhar, and 1 otherAlaskaa | |
Infected zone 307 | B-but concrete! It looks so lame! Hmm how do your torment your kids? W-worm sensei... y-you’re ranting again. The doctor also said you shouldn’t raise your blood pressure. Oh by Satan, I got to go get your meds. It’s that time of day! Demonos and Conqueror Worm | |
The Danse Macabre of Conqueror Worm | Ha! An ex introduced me to this movie a few years back. I enjoyed it far more than I thought I was going to. Doctor? What, this big shot doctor thinks he knows my blood better than me? Running through the veins of his body, is it? I think not, no. Then he can keep his opinions as to its pressure to himself, thank you very much. Infected zone 307 and Daisy Johnson | |
The Call Me Lilith Overlord of Daisy Johnson | ||
Post self-deleted by Infected zone 307. | ||
Infected zone 307 | Daaaadd don’t do this. The nice man is just going to take some blood samples and give you some meds. Unless - no it can’t be... can it...? Stares at Worm-sensei Are you, the Great Wyrm, scared of needles? B-but co-concrete do-doesn’t come in b-black! Chores!? You absolute monster. I’m calling CPS on you. Bah! Next thing you’ll be saying you make them say please and thank you. Or make them study and do homework. | |
The Call Me Lilith Overlord of Daisy Johnson | Teach, Saint Lucifer, Infected zone 307, and Demonos | |
The Danse Macabre of Conqueror Worm | What? Don't be ridiculous! I'm not afraid of needles...I simply prefer not to be stabbed by long, sharp, razor-thin medical bayonets that plunge so deep into your skin that they almost hit bone, and one time that dopey nurse left the needle in and it slipped while inside and began scraping against the bone and I screamed out and she said not to be such a baby and I bit her in half, and now I'm not allowed back in that hospital anymore... Saint Lucifer, Infected zone 307, Daisy Johnson, and Demonos |