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Greater Eireann is under new management. The NCGEP (National Capitalist Greater Eireannian Party) (Naci(nah-see) Party) has won the Congress and Chancellorship in the recent election and is going to bring about much change.

EDIT 2020: I am incredibly sorry for all of the following messages and I feel terrible for them. I hereby retract everything I say in the following pages. Note that the storyline remains the same, the events happened, but the dialogue is just awful. I would slap past me across the face in all honesty.

Beidh Greater Eireann thuilleadh faoi bhráid Chumannachais!

We will not tolerate socialism. It must be crushed! It will be crushed by our Impireacht. The Seomra Suithe is for Ethnic Eireannians only!

We will raise the lifespan of the citizenry and improve public health!

Citizens! Greetings. I am the Chancellor and party leader Padraig O'Hara. I wish to lead this great land with strength and dignity. It is deserving of such a destiny. However, there is one obstacle standing in our way. This enemy is Communism. Communism keeps our great land from prospering to its potential. We must rid ourselves of the Communist who seeks to destroy the Eireannian nation, the Eireannian people, and the Eireannian way of life! The Communist seeks to turn son against father, daughter against mother, and Eireannian against Eireannian. Look at their history. I cannot name one successful Socialist country that hasn't implemented some Capitalist reform. They ruin lands and poison seas. They cannot be allowed to do this to Greater Eireann, Citizens! We must, through our economy, destroy Communism, and provide a better future for our children! If nothing else, we must unite as Eireannians to save our land, our culture, and our children!

Our great founder Ew would agree with your views and we do too.

Thank you Ewhar our ally. We will together crush Communism and Socialism and drive the Liberal scum from our Fatherlands!

We will storm the streets of the Communist with our Grand Army and the Triumphmarsch!

Eireann thar gach rudh!

The old People's Conservative Party has failed. They have destroyed Eireannian health and lifespan.The NCGEP will fix this, all while expanding our Eireannian economy.

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Attention Citizens! Today is another beautiful Eireannian day. Unfortunately, I bring dismal news. Intelligence shows that there are Communists living among us. Every loyal Eireannian needs to be on the lookout. Any Communist activity must be reported to the local NCGEP Party office. You must search your families and friends for Communist traits. They could be anywhere, plotting against Greater Eireann. The Communist is not your friend. He has been deceiving you this whole time, to try to turn you against your family and Country! Do not let him in your house. Do not let him near your children, for he seeks to enslave them through Marx. These Communists are everywhere, plotting against your great Country. But take heart, Citizens, for they are not invincible. We will fight them until the last of them is obliterated and Marxism crushed. The detestable Communist shall be eradicated at last and our goal of a strong, pure Greater Eireann shall be at last realised!

Who in the Union will join us in the eradication of Communism?

The Communists were found plotting a terror attack tomorrow on Black Friday to protest our great Free Market policies. This will not be tolerated. Communists threaten our Country. We must have greater resolve! We must annihilate the Communists in our Country! We must preserve the Eireannian People!!

Attention Eireannian Citizens!
All Eireannian citizens will be given AR-18's by the NCGEP if they do not have a gun yet. Citizens 16 and older may go to the local Party Office to pick up your free AR-18. One must have proof of Eireannian Citizenship and must be examined to see if they are a Communist or not. Once one passes, a NCGEP Official will give you a free AR-18. You are, however, strongly encouraged to sign up for conscription in the Greater Eireannian Armed Forces. This is not required if you can prove that you are an ethnic Eireannian, or are related to one. Percentage requirements are at least 75% Eireannian.
-This has been a service announcement by the NCGEP Department of Public Information.

Is Facisim alright?

As long as you are not Communists, your country is fine

Uhhh...

it is spelled F-a-s-c-i-s-m, by the way.

Meh

My Eireannian Youth,

After a month's time, I can greet you here again!

Since then, enormous events have taken place in Greater
Eireann. Already 30 days have passed, and the battle for
power has granted us success. In the meantime, our move-
ment — of which you are the young guards today and the
bearers of the future — has taken hold of one position after
another in our country and bestowed it to the Eireannian peo-
ple. At the same time, your movement has grown from an
already large union to the largest youth organization in the
world.

We know that nothing is handed to a people. Everything
must be fought for and conquered. There is nothing you
can take possession of that you have not first learned and
instilled into yourself. And so now, we want you, Eireannian
boys and Eireannian girls, to take up all that we have hope for
in Greater Eireann — what we want to see achieved in Greater
Eireann.

We want to be one nation, and you, my youth, shall now
become this nation. We do not want to see class and status
differences anymore, and so you must not allow yourselves
to nurture attitudes that promote them. We want to see one
Impireacht, and you must even now train yourselves for this in
one organization. We want our folk to be loyal, and you
must learn this loyalty. We want our folk to be obedient,
and you must practice obedience. We want our folk to be
peace loving, but also brave. Yet ever ready for peace.

We do not want our people to be weaklings but that

they can be tough in order to withstand the difficulties of
life. And you must train yourselves for this in your youth.
We want our people to love honor, and you must declare
yourselves to the principle of honor already in your
youngest years.

All that we demand of the Eireann of the future, we
demand from you, boys and girls.

This you must practice and, in this, contribute to the fu-
ture. No matter what we create today and what we do, we
will pass away one day. But in you, Greater Eireann will live on.
And when there is nothing left of us, you must bear the flag
in your hand — a flag which we once raised from nothing.

You must therefore stand confident on the soil of your
country, and you must be strong so that this flag will never
be taken from you. And then, when generation after gen-
eration comes after you, you will have the right to demand
the same from them. Then you can demand from your fu-
ture youth that they be like you were.

Greater Eireann looks at you with pride. Everyone's heart runs
over with joy when we see you. We see in you the promise
that our work was not in vain and we realize that it bears
fruit for our country. We are all gripped with a proud hap-
piness to see in you the fulfillment of our work. With that
we have the assurance that the millions who died for this land
— the great numbers of our comrades — have not made
the sacrifice for Greater Eireann in vain, so that in the end a one-
spirited, free, proud and honor-loving people will emerge.

And I know it cannot be any other way because you are
flesh from our flesh and blood from our blood, and in your
young minds burns the same spirit that drives us.

You cannot be any other way but be bound to us. And
when the large processions of our movement march today
gloriously through Greater Eireann, then we know that you will
join these columns, and we know before us lays Greater Eireann.
In us marches Greater Eireann. And after us comes Greater Eireann! ♦

Join the O'Hara Youth!