The South Pacific Board

Saint Cinder wrote:

I had forgotten about that song! I suppose I have been listening too much to Ray Stevens - "The Streak" a song that is the definition of

Volaworand.

I would think “the Mississippi squirrel revival “ would be more to your taste.

Volaworand and Saint Cinder

The Holy Ecclesiarch of Saint Cinder

Drystar wrote:

I would think “the Mississippi squirrel revival “ would be more to your taste.

Funny thing you said that it literally just switched to that song.... very suspicious I'm going to have to listen to it now for the first time... but first I need to lock my chapel door, just to make sure.

Edit: You are right, this is a fantastic song, has given me an enlighten vision for rmb sinners!

Drystar

Saint Cinder wrote:

Funny thing you said that it literally just switched to that song.... very suspicious I'm going to have to listen to it now for the first time... but first I need to lock my chapel door, just to make sure.

Edit: You are right, this is a fantastic song, has given me an enlighten vision for rmb sinners!

There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are controlling transmission. If we wish to make it louder, we will bring up the volume. If we wish to make it softer, we will tune it to a whisper. We will control the horizontal. We will control the vertical. We can roll the image, make it flutter. We can change the focus to a soft blur, or sharpen it to crystal clarity. For the next hour, sit quietly and we will control all that you see and hear.
We repeat: There is nothing wrong with your television set. You are about to participate in a great adventure. You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the inner mind to... The Outer Limits.

I’m going to sneak some rule breaking thing in here one of these times, just to force the LC to read all of my posts.

Volaworand and Saint Cinder

Auphelia

Amerion wrote:

Auphelia is the type of person who would fake her death just so she can attend her own funeral and note down who cried the most :P

Your eyes remind me greatly of the Mojave, my love. I do so enjoy its stunning vistas ... I dare say I shall take them for myself. Do not fret. You shan't be needing them where you're going.

Drystar wrote:

Depends On your pain tolerance to multiple stab wounds. Auphelia isn’t partial to relinquishing even one of her chocolate morsels.

I suppose I could part with a jelly-filled. I'm not very fond of them, but they do make for delightful shoe cushions.

Concrete Slab wrote:

OH MY GOD IT'S AUPHELIA

Yes, I am! How novel.

Your whip-like wit renders one in utter wonderment.

Drystar, Amerion, Volaworand, Concrete Slab, and 2 othersSaint Cinder, and Nightbrothers

Concrete Slab wrote:

Yeah I've been struggling with it for a while. Most generic products don't work so I gotta source from

Volaworand.

Drystar wrote:

I wouldn’t say he’s a “quack”, but you know what’s best I suppose.

Concrete Slab wrote:

It's been working so far. He doesn't tell me what it's made of though.

Our colloidal fecal suspension, Penguano^TM is a natural, drug-free dietary supplement that acts as an unparalleled supplement to the immune system.

Ladyrebels wrote:

I did so love the 80’s… when music was good, friends were true, and we always had a blast.

Drystar wrote:

When we can remember what we did that is.

It's fun to watch centenarian's 'member when they were mere octogenarians.

so cute.

Drystar, Concrete Slab, and Saint Cinder

Post self-deleted by Volaworand.

The Holy Ecclesiarch of Saint Cinder

Drystar wrote:

There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are controlling transmission. If we wish to make it louder, we will bring up the volume. If we wish to make it softer, we will tune it to a whisper. We will control the horizontal. We will control the vertical. We can roll the image, make it flutter. We can change the focus to a soft blur, or sharpen it to crystal clarity. For the next hour, sit quietly and we will control all that you see and hear.
We repeat: There is nothing wrong with your television set. You are about to participate in a great adventure. You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the inner mind to... The Outer Limits.

I’m going to sneak some rule breaking thing in here one of these times, just to force the LC to read all of my posts.

Oh no not another spooky tv show! But there is a fifth dimension, beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. You are about to enter another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land of imagination. The dimension of making LC's descend and ascend into madness! Yes it's quite fun inflicting revenge on poll-less days now isn't it!? Embrace the rebellious side of life!

Auphelia wrote:

Yes, I am! How novel.

Your whip-like wit renders one in utter wonderment.

And do you plan to loom over us all day, like some sort of… Shrubbery? Tell us where you have been! Give us the tea. I have been so depraved of gossip ever since Curlyhoward and Alice Parker's romance podcast ended their second season.

Curlyhoward, Auphelia, and Volaworand

Volaworand wrote:

Our colloidal fecal suspension, Penguano^TM is a natural, drug-free dietary supplement that acts as an unparalleled supplement to the immune system.

It's fun to watch centenarian's 'member when they were mere octogenarians.

so cute.

That’s it, front row seats for Saint Cinder’s next concert.

Auphelia, Volaworand, and Saint Cinder

Auphelia wrote:

Your whip-like wit renders one in utter wonderment.

OH MY GAWD!!!!! Auphelia!!!!!

*tackle hugs*

Don't leave alone for so long! Drystar's musicial talents have drifted into dangerous places since your hiatus. Glad the band is back together!

I knew approving those additional 12 KFP franchises on the 144th floors of 12 identicial towers in the nation of Auphelia would summon you back here!

Drystar, Auphelia, and Saint Cinder

Anime sverige

Det är det enda ni gör på dagarna, ni sitter i där Ventrilo och spelar DotA.

The only thing you do all day is sitting on that Ventrillo, and playing DotA.

Volaworand

The Holy Ecclesiarch of Saint Cinder

Drystar wrote:

That’s it, front row seats for

Saint Cinder’s next concert.

Oh yes, a grand opening of Skarazula Marazula followed by La Suite Meurtriere, then we can go into the nitty gritty stuff with The White Stripes - Seven Nation Army. By thine end thou will be dancing on hemlock!

Drystar and Volaworand

I’ve found my next election theme song…

The second time around
The second time around
I know you come a long way, Baby
But you don't need that heart of stone, no
You proved that you could do it, do it, Baby
You could make it on your own
But you can't keep runnin' away from love
'Cause the first one let you down, no, no, no
And though others try to satisfy you, Baby
With me true love can still be found
Love can still be found
The second time around
Ooh, the second time is so much better, Baby
The second time around
And I'll make it better than the first time
You know I really love you
And I paid for my mistakes, yes I did, girl
The more I try to hide my feelings, Baby
This old heart gets in the way
And love won't let me wait
The second time around
Girl, with me it's better than the first time
The second time around
Let's do it one more time, say it again
The second time around
All that I've been through
I'll do it again just as long as I'm with you
The second time around
Ho... the second time
You can't keep runnin' away from love
'Cause the first one let you down
And though others try to satisfy you, Baby
With me true love can still be found
The second time around
I'm gonna keep you mine the second time, Baby
The second time around
I'll know what to do, just as long as I'm with you
The second time around
Do it one more time, say it again
The second time around
I'm gonna keep you mine the second time, Baby
The second time around
So in love, so in love
The second time around
Oh... ho...
The second time around
Oh...
The second time around
Ooh... ooh... ooh...
I'll make it so good to you, Babe
I make it so good to you
Not like the first time (Not like the first time)
Not like the first time (Not like the first time)
Not like the first time
Talking 'bout the second time
Not like the first time (Not like the first time)
Not like the first time (Not like the first time)
Not like the first time
Talking 'bout the second time
The second time around
Gonna keep you mine the second time, Baby
The second time around
I'll know what to do, just as long as I'm with you
The second time around
Do it one more time, say it again
The second time around

Nope, still nothing rule breaking..

Volaworand and Saint Cinder

My password is my password is

Wait a minute. Are the zombies going to bet on the slot machines?

by The Penguinite Kleptocracy of Volaworand

Drystar wrote:

I’ve found my next election theme song…
~le snip~

Folks really underestimate the effect of campaigns: It really is all about song choice.

in my last run I railed against the letter H and as an outright embezzler and folks elected me anyway.

Re-elect Volaworand: Preparation H

—EXPERIENCED | TRUSTWORTHY | THOUGHTFUL | NOT AUPHELIA
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RE-ELECT VOLAWORAND
Link

Cast Your Vote Today: page=poll/p=166692

Polls Now Open | Cast Your Vote Today: page=poll/p=166692

With polls now open, I humbly ask for your vote. I will:

maintain a mostly hands off approach to moderation, keeping the RMB welcoming, fun and safe.
lower the inactivity exception for multi-posting from 60 minutes to 20 minutes.
up my game on posting fun and frivolous polls (since Auphelia will be out of office due to term limits).
continue maintaining a level head and use good judgement.

Re-elect Volaworand 2020 - Preparation H
Our early attempts at a campaign dispatch went through several preparations. Preparations A through G were a complete failure. But now, ladies and gentlemen, we finally have a working campaign dispatch, which we shall call... Preparation H.

Volaworand, what do you really think of the letter H? Don't hold back.

Volaworand wrote:

To all those who have had the misfortune to imbibe the letter H’s dangerous, appalling outbursts, I have one thing to say: The letter H has hitched itself to the wagon of Junkerism. Before I begin talking about specifics, let me just mention that I’m not afraid of the letter H. However, I am concerned that it seems to be involved in a number of illegal or borderline-illegal activities. For the letter H and its famuli, tax evasion and financial chicanery are scarcely outside the norm. Even financial fraud and thievery seem to be okay. What’s next? Diminishing society’s inducements to good behavior? I can say only that the letter H backstabs its secret agents. If you don’t understand that simple fact then you haven’t a clue as to why it has been shanking the working class in the back to keep the cash spigots flowing. Fortunately, I can provide a simple explanation: The letter H does not just offend our ears and our sensibilities. It also makes possible the acts of violence and hatred we’re seeing play out in our country today. Stick your nose into anything the letter H has written recently, and you’ll get a good whiff of pertinacious egoism. Before the letter H spews any more psychoanalytical drivel, let me assure it that when available data from independent sources fail to bolster its claim that sexism and Satanism are identical concepts, the letter H invariably avers that the data exist out there somewhere and are being suppressed. In reality, the most trustworthy data indicate that the letter H has one-upped George Washington in that it cannot tell a lie and cannot tell the truth. Basically, it’s too self-satisfied to distinguish between the two.

I have the following advice for the letter H: If you can’t manage to be grateful for all the things we’ve done for you, at least have a little dignity, don’t whine, and don’t expect to be treated like a fragile doll just because you have a theatrically hypersensitive soul and delusions of entitlement. Having eviscerated from its local community all notions of fairness, equality, and justice, the letter H has recently taken to fortifying a social correctness that restricts experience and defines success with narrow boundaries. Doing so is clear evidence that it is not interested in what is true and what is false or in what is good and what is evil. In fact, those distinctions have no meaning to it whatsoever. The only thing that has any meaning to the letter H is frotteurism. Why? The bigger question is the following: Aren’t the letter H’s morals an existential expression of Man’s tragic separation, his awful estrangement, and his terrible sinfulness? It is only when one has an answer to that question is it possible to make sense of the letter H’s sermons because the letter H has never satisfactorily proved its assertion that it should be a given a direct pipeline to the national treasury. It has merely justified that assertion with the phrase, Because I said so.

There’s a lot of talk nowadays about the letter H’s raffish opinions but not much action. Just between you and me, on several occasions I have heard the letter H state that its faith in alcoholism gives it an uncanny ability to detect astral energy and cosmic vibrations. I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a comment. What I consider far more important though is that the letter H wants to mobilize support for the special interests that dominate state and private activity. That’s indisputably a formula for repression and resentment and will lead to it distorting the facts in the near future. If we intend to defend democracy, we had best learn to recognize its primary enemy and not be afraid to stand up and call it by name. That name is the letter H.

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—EXPERIENCED | TRUSTWORTHY | THOUGHTFUL | NOT AUPHELIA
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RE-ELECT VOLAWORAND
Link

Read dispatch

Our early attempts at a campaign dispatch went through several preparations. Preparations A through G were a complete failure. But now, ladies and gentlemen, we finally have a working campaign dispatch, which we shall call... Preparation H.

I also gave a running commentary on James Buchanan's 1860 State of the Union and then "adapted" Marianne Williamson's US Presidential Campaign kickoff speech as my own. Such fun!

Of course using Daft Punk's "One More Time" at campign events which was the true secret sauce of the campaign.

One more time

One more time, we're gonna celebrate
Oh yeah, all right, don't stop the dancing
One more time, we're gonna celebrate
Oh yeah, all right, don't stop the dancing

One more time, we're gonna celebrate
Oh yeah, all right, don't stop the dancing
One more time, we're gonna celebrate
Oh yeah

One more time

One more time, we're gonna celebrate
Oh yeah, all right, don't stop the dancing
One more time, we're gonna celebrate
Oh yeah, don't stop the dancing

One more time
Hmm
I'm just feeling
Celebration
Tonight
Celebrate
Don't wait too late
Mhhhhh... no
We don't stop, you can't stop
We're gonna celebrate

One more time
One more time

One more time
Celebration
You know we're gonna do it alright
Tonight
Hey, just feel it
Music's got me feeling in need
Need, yeah, c'mon, alright
We're gonna celebrate

One more time
Celebrate and dance so free
Music's got me feeling so free
Celebrate and dance so free
One more time

Music's got me feeling so free
We're gonna celebrate
Celebrate and dance so free
One more time

Music's got me feeling so free
We're gonna celebrate

One more time
Music's got me feeling so free
We're gonna celebrate
Celebrate and dance so free
One more time

Music's got me feeling so free
We're gonna celebrate
Celebrate and dance so free
One more time

Music's got me feeling so free
We're gonna celebrate
Celebrate and dance so free

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGBhQbmPwH8

Drystar

My password is my password is wrote:

Wait a minute. Are the zombies going to bet on the slot machines?

No one bets on slot machines. That’s the worst odds in the house, might as well just hand over your grubstake going in.

Auphelia and Volaworand

My password is my password is

Drystar wrote:

No one bets on slot machines. That’s the worst odds in the house, might as well just hand over your grubstake going in.

yes but the zombies bet? it would be a good business, don't you think?

Drystar wrote:

No one bets on slot machines. That’s the worst odds in the house, might as well just hand over your grubstake going in.

but the beeping and flashing lights make you feel happy while pissing your money away.

Drystar and Auphelia

Nightbrothers

I am going to find a halloween flag to my nation.

Volaworand

Nightbrothers wrote:

I am going to find a halloween flag to my nation.

How do you fix a damaged Jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch.

by The Penguinite Kleptocracy of Volaworand

Volaworand wrote:

Folks really underestimate the effect of campaigns: It really is all about song choice.

in my last run I railed against the letter H and as an outright embezzler and folks elected me anyway.

Re-elect Volaworand: Preparation H

—EXPERIENCED | TRUSTWORTHY | THOUGHTFUL | NOT AUPHELIA
—

·
RE-ELECT VOLAWORAND
Link

Cast Your Vote Today: page=poll/p=166692

Polls Now Open | Cast Your Vote Today: page=poll/p=166692

With polls now open, I humbly ask for your vote. I will:

maintain a mostly hands off approach to moderation, keeping the RMB welcoming, fun and safe.
lower the inactivity exception for multi-posting from 60 minutes to 20 minutes.
up my game on posting fun and frivolous polls (since Auphelia will be out of office due to term limits).
continue maintaining a level head and use good judgement.

Re-elect Volaworand 2020 - Preparation H
Our early attempts at a campaign dispatch went through several preparations. Preparations A through G were a complete failure. But now, ladies and gentlemen, we finally have a working campaign dispatch, which we shall call... Preparation H.

Volaworand, what do you really think of the letter H? Don't hold back.

Volaworand wrote:

To all those who have had the misfortune to imbibe the letter H’s dangerous, appalling outbursts, I have one thing to say: The letter H has hitched itself to the wagon of Junkerism. Before I begin talking about specifics, let me just mention that I’m not afraid of the letter H. However, I am concerned that it seems to be involved in a number of illegal or borderline-illegal activities. For the letter H and its famuli, tax evasion and financial chicanery are scarcely outside the norm. Even financial fraud and thievery seem to be okay. What’s next? Diminishing society’s inducements to good behavior? I can say only that the letter H backstabs its secret agents. If you don’t understand that simple fact then you haven’t a clue as to why it has been shanking the working class in the back to keep the cash spigots flowing. Fortunately, I can provide a simple explanation: The letter H does not just offend our ears and our sensibilities. It also makes possible the acts of violence and hatred we’re seeing play out in our country today. Stick your nose into anything the letter H has written recently, and you’ll get a good whiff of pertinacious egoism. Before the letter H spews any more psychoanalytical drivel, let me assure it that when available data from independent sources fail to bolster its claim that sexism and Satanism are identical concepts, the letter H invariably avers that the data exist out there somewhere and are being suppressed. In reality, the most trustworthy data indicate that the letter H has one-upped George Washington in that it cannot tell a lie and cannot tell the truth. Basically, it’s too self-satisfied to distinguish between the two.

I have the following advice for the letter H: If you can’t manage to be grateful for all the things we’ve done for you, at least have a little dignity, don’t whine, and don’t expect to be treated like a fragile doll just because you have a theatrically hypersensitive soul and delusions of entitlement. Having eviscerated from its local community all notions of fairness, equality, and justice, the letter H has recently taken to fortifying a social correctness that restricts experience and defines success with narrow boundaries. Doing so is clear evidence that it is not interested in what is true and what is false or in what is good and what is evil. In fact, those distinctions have no meaning to it whatsoever. The only thing that has any meaning to the letter H is frotteurism. Why? The bigger question is the following: Aren’t the letter H’s morals an existential expression of Man’s tragic separation, his awful estrangement, and his terrible sinfulness? It is only when one has an answer to that question is it possible to make sense of the letter H’s sermons because the letter H has never satisfactorily proved its assertion that it should be a given a direct pipeline to the national treasury. It has merely justified that assertion with the phrase, Because I said so.

There’s a lot of talk nowadays about the letter H’s raffish opinions but not much action. Just between you and me, on several occasions I have heard the letter H state that its faith in alcoholism gives it an uncanny ability to detect astral energy and cosmic vibrations. I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a comment. What I consider far more important though is that the letter H wants to mobilize support for the special interests that dominate state and private activity. That’s indisputably a formula for repression and resentment and will lead to it distorting the facts in the near future. If we intend to defend democracy, we had best learn to recognize its primary enemy and not be afraid to stand up and call it by name. That name is the letter H.

^ Return to Top

—EXPERIENCED | TRUSTWORTHY | THOUGHTFUL | NOT AUPHELIA
—

·
RE-ELECT VOLAWORAND
Link

Read dispatch

Our early attempts at a campaign dispatch went through several preparations. Preparations A through G were a complete failure. But now, ladies and gentlemen, we finally have a working campaign dispatch, which we shall call... Preparation H.

I also gave a running commentary on James Buchanan's 1860 State of the Union and then "adapted" Marianne Williamson's US Presidential Campaign kickoff speech as my own. Such fun!

Of course using Daft Punk's "One More Time" at campign events which was the true secret sauce of the campaign.

One more time

One more time, we're gonna celebrate
Oh yeah, all right, don't stop the dancing
One more time, we're gonna celebrate
Oh yeah, all right, don't stop the dancing

One more time, we're gonna celebrate
Oh yeah, all right, don't stop the dancing
One more time, we're gonna celebrate
Oh yeah

One more time

One more time, we're gonna celebrate
Oh yeah, all right, don't stop the dancing
One more time, we're gonna celebrate
Oh yeah, don't stop the dancing

One more time
Hmm
I'm just feeling
Celebration
Tonight
Celebrate
Don't wait too late
Mhhhhh... no
We don't stop, you can't stop
We're gonna celebrate

One more time
One more time

One more time
Celebration
You know we're gonna do it alright
Tonight
Hey, just feel it
Music's got me feeling in need
Need, yeah, c'mon, alright
We're gonna celebrate

One more time
Celebrate and dance so free
Music's got me feeling so free
Celebrate and dance so free
One more time

Music's got me feeling so free
We're gonna celebrate
Celebrate and dance so free
One more time

Music's got me feeling so free
We're gonna celebrate

One more time
Music's got me feeling so free
We're gonna celebrate
Celebrate and dance so free
One more time

Music's got me feeling so free
We're gonna celebrate
Celebrate and dance so free
One more time

Music's got me feeling so free
We're gonna celebrate
Celebrate and dance so free

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGBhQbmPwH8

Well now, I’m just a novice at this whole campaigning thing, wet behind the ears you might say. Heck I probably won’t be able to pull in many votes.

Is that a puppy…

Nightbrothers

New flag.

My password is my password is

Nightbrothers wrote:

New flag.

are we from the same family of nations?

Volaworand wrote:

OH MY GAWD!!!!! Auphelia!!!!!

*tackle hugs*

Don't leave alone for so long! Drystar's musicial talents have drifted into dangerous places since your hiatus. Glad the band is back together!

I knew approving those additional 12 KFP franchises on the 144th floors of 12 identicial towers in the nation of Auphelia would summon you back here!

Dangerous???

Auphelia and Volaworand