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watchin morning joe and they are talking about the plane crash in houston and i hear this.

"all 18 people on board got off"

so i say:

geez... that sounds like a mess. I hope they passed out warm towels.

Too soon?

Yes, I probably will spend eternity burning in hell. At least my husband laughed, so we will be there together. :)

Volaworand wrote:

watchin morning joe and they are talking about the plane crash in houston and i hear this.

"all 18 people on board got off"

so i say:

geez... that sounds like a mess. I hope they passed out warm towels.

Too soon?

Yes, I probably will spend eternity burning in hell. At least my husband laughed, so we will be there together. :)

I had a Minecraft feud with my ex boyfriend from New Zealand that was harassing my girlfriend which is Trans.

Very weird.

Nation states cayo wrote:

Excuse me,
How do you design spit cans?

Joe Penguin SPIT is marketed to kids, so it comes in drink boxes.

Volaworand SPIT usually comes in both 250ml PET mini bottles (marketed to health concious consumers) and canned (mass market), and occasionally exclusive glass wine bottles for upscale customers.

Volaworand wrote:

Joe Penguin SPIT is marketed to kids, so it comes in drink boxes.

Volaworand SPIT usually comes in both 250ml PET mini bottles (marketed to health concious consumers) and canned (mass market), and occasionally exclusive glass wine bottles for upscale customers.

I prefer WAP (Waffles and Pancakes.)

Nation states cayo wrote:

Excuse me,
How do you design spit cans?

By a thing.

Repreteop wrote:

I prefer WAP (Waffles and Pancakes.)

Nah THICC (The huge Ice cram cake) are better but I respect your choice.

West Khazana Finsstan wrote:

Nah THICC (The huge Ice cram cake) are better but I respect your choice.

THICC WAP?

Volaworand wrote:

Joe Penguin SPIT is marketed to kids, so it comes in drink boxes.

Volaworand SPIT usually comes in both 250ml PET mini bottles (marketed to health concious consumers) and canned (mass market), and occasionally exclusive glass wine bottles for upscale customers.

I meant do you draw it or is there a program

Nation states cayo wrote:

I meant do you draw it or is there a program

I just look around on google images and use MS paint if i need to ussually. I imagine there's something somewhere.

Have you tried lmgtfy.com yet?

'Joe Penguin' markets All-Natural Penguin SPIT Cocktails to children

by The Penguinite Kleptocracy of Volaworand

The "Volaworandian SPIT" and "Melted Snowman!" Beverage marker Volaworand Water Products introduces All-Natural Penguin SPIT™ Cocktails to kids across the South Pacific.

Vagn Andersen, VWP's Managing Director is visibly excited. "With All-Natural Penguin SPIT™ Cocktails, we will change the SPIT experience altogether. Our newest cartoon mascot 'Joe Penguin' will connect with and engage the underserved youth SPIT market. This lower alcohol SPIT is 100% vegan, organic, gluten free, lactose free, cruelty free, oil free, and everything!. It is kid-friendly and the packaging is fun and engaging. Penguin SPIT juiceboxes are an amazing innovation that not only protects your drink from spills but also keeps it safe on the go, making it perfect for kids lunches. Whether you are going to class or to a nightclub, let Penguin SPIT be your companion to keep you drunk on the go."

Moms will love that All-Natural Penguin SPIT™ Cocktails are made from all-natural fruit juice, triple filtered rice alcohols and 100% organic agave nectar. All-Natural Penguin SPIT™ Cocktails are an exciting new alternative to traditional SPIT. The Volaworand based brand features six incredibly fresh flavors, crafted with all-natural ingredients like fresh key lime, zesty lemon, ruby red grapefruit, 100% organic agave nectar and real fruit juices. In addition to being delightfully delicious, each flavor boasts of only 169 calories!

All-Natural Penguin SPIT™ Cocktails are committed to never using high fructose corn syrup, added sugars, fake sweeteners, or artificial colors or flavors. They were born out of the idea that there had to be a way to let children to enjoy a well-crafted SPIT. Penguin SPIT™ flavors to date include the classic Top-Shelf Margarita, Ruby Red Grapefruit, Spicy and Hot Chili Pepper, Cumber Mint, Moscow Mule, and Mojito and are available in 250ml and 1-liter tetra packs.

Penguin SPIT™ mascot Joe Penguin

RELATED NEWS:
* Joe Penguin lights up children's advertising controversy.

- Volaworand Newswire

Read dispatch

Vagn Andersen, VWP's Managing Director is visibly excited. "With All-Natural Penguin SPIT™ Cocktails, we will change the SPIT experience altogether. Our newest cartoon mascot 'Joe Penguin' will connect with and engage the underserved youth SPIT market. This lower alcohol SPIT is 100% vegan, organic, gluten free, lactose free, cruelty free, oil free, and everything!. It is kid-friendly and the packaging is fun and engaging. Penguin SPIT juiceboxes are an amazing innovation that not only protects your drink from spills but also keeps it safe on the go, making it perfect for kids lunches. Whether you are going to class or to a nightclub, let Penguin SPIT be your companion to keep you drunk on the go."

EDIT:
Also available in 1-liter tetra packs. (not pictured)

Nation states cayo wrote:

Excuse me,
You did exactly that and suppressed quotes with one words

Because they were spammy. What concrete slab said wasn't spammy. And I'm pretty sure you can't suppress your own post.

Nicholas and Great Britain wrote:

Because they were spammy. What concrete slab said wasn't spammy. And I'm pretty sure you can't suppress your own post.

There is a delete button-

I NEED TO KILL THE RAILROADS..

Nation states cayo wrote:

There is a delete button-

What he did wasn't against the rules so why would he delete it?

Nicholas and Great Britain wrote:

What he did wasn't against the rules so why would he delete it?

I mean no you can’t suppress your own but you can delete

Steel institute wrote:

I NEED TO KILL THE RAILROADS..

whispers... AI powered self driving trucking fleets.

Steel institute wrote:

I NEED TO KILL THE RAILROADS..

Join the ncr!

Volaworand wrote:

whispers... AI powered self driving trucking fleets.

(Its a faction in fallout..)

that's it im making my synths become armor.

Steel institute wrote:

(Its a faction in fallout..)

(other games are an illusion.)

Steel institute wrote:

that's it im making my synths become armor.

1 delete this post
We have a rule on double posting
2HOW DARE YOU
THE NCR IS BETTER
PRESIDENT TANDI WAS ONE OF THE BEST LEADERS ON EARTH!!!

The eternal swedish empire wrote:

Join the ncr!

Caesars legion drip.

Bonjour…

Repreteop wrote:

Caesars legion drip.

That former follower?
Hah

Frenras bri wrote:

Bonjour…

Hi
How are you

The eternal swedish empire wrote:

1 delete this post
We have a rule on double posting
2HOW DARE YOU
THE NCR IS BETTER
PRESIDENT TANDI WAS ONE OF THE BEST LEADERS ON EARTH!!!

wtf is double posting and wth is the ncr?