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The Federation of Greater New Rhodesia and Nyasaland

Reyukia wrote:Very well, you?

I am well, but it's unusually quiet in the South.

Learso

Greater New Rhodesia and Nyasaland wrote:I'm great, life is good and our RMB is unusually quiet for TSP so I came here to join you.

Nice!

The Lands In Which Fun is a Must of TheLandOfFunFunFun

Democatic Donkeys wrote:Unicorns are notorious liars.

no ... I would trust Aerilia with my life!

just the same amount that I would place with Meadowfields and United free lands!

The Matriarchy of Reyukia

Greater New Rhodesia and Nyasaland wrote:I am well, but it's unusually quiet in the South.

Yeah, it is. I feel bad for it and the people on it :\
Anyways, I知 just colonizing and enslaving poor/ugly/rural nations so they can provide labour in order to make my attractive populace rich and live in luxury :>



via The South Pacific

The Federation of Greater New Rhodesia and Nyasaland

TheLandOfFunFunFun wrote:no ... I would trust Aerilia with my life!

just the same amount that I would place with Meadowfields and United free lands!

That sounds passive-aggressive, but I could be wrong.

Reyukia wrote:Yeah, it is. I feel bad for it and the people on it :\
Anyways, I知 just colonizing and enslaving poor/ugly/rural nations so they can provide labour in order to make my attractive populace rich and live in luxury :>

Sounds fun.

The Lands In Which Fun is a Must of TheLandOfFunFunFun

Reyukia wrote:Yeah, it is. I feel bad for it and the people on it :\
Anyways, I知 just colonizing and enslaving poor/ugly/rural nations so they can provide labour in order to make my attractive populace rich and live in luxury :>

Works for you ... I guess.

The Free Land of Runeda

Reyukia wrote:Yeah, it is. I feel bad for it and the people on it :\
Anyways, I知 just colonizing and enslaving poor/ugly/rural nations so they can provide labour in order to make my attractive populace rich and live in luxury :>

Uggos of the world, unite!

The Vicar of Freud of Democatic Donkeys

Reyukia wrote:Yeah, it is. I feel bad for it and the people on it :\
Anyways, I知 just colonizing and enslaving poor/ugly/rural nations so they can provide labour in order to make my attractive populace rich and live in luxury :>

Being this beautiful takes work.

The Unicorns have taken over of Aerilia

TheLandOfFunFunFun wrote:what??

no i didn't ....

I don't remember such a competition ...

What do you mean you don't remember? You were found almost immediately, and hit your head fairly hard on that...oh

...Nevermind, I just remembered, turns out it was all just a crazy dream I had

Please don't sue

Democatic Donkeys wrote:Unicorns are notorious liars.

No we're not!

That's a lie made up by the um...Anti-Unicorn group?

TheLandOfFunFunFun wrote:no ... I would trust Aerilia with my life!

just the same amount that I would place with Meadowfields and United free lands!

Do you mind holding this very unstable explosive device for me?

Only for a moment, I just need to quickly grab something in that bomb-proof bunker

Don't worry, I'm sure it won't suddenly explode!

The Dictatorship of The Pyros

hmmm today im going to slander unicorns

haha stupid fancy horse.
also lying to me

The German Goose of Msje

Vuoa wrote:YOU HAVE
OFFENDED THE LENINISTS AND SOCIALISTS WHO STRIVE FOR UNITY AND PEACE.
YOU WILL NOW FACE OUR WRARH.

Did you like...
Hit your head or something?



The Dictatorship of The Pyros

Hey Great Star.
Cocks Pistol
Best Regards, From Msje.

The Lands In Which Fun is a Must of TheLandOfFunFunFun

Aerilia wrote:What do you mean you don't remember? You were found almost immediately, and hit your head fairly hard on that...oh

...Nevermind, I just remembered, turns out it was all just a crazy dream I had

Please don't sue

No we're not!

That's a lie made up by the um...Anti-Unicorn group?
Do you mind holding this very unstable explosive device for me?

Only for a moment, I just need to quickly grab something in that bomb-proof bunker

Don't worry, I'm sure it won't suddenly explode!

Oh that's alright then ... I won't sue you :)

Also I'll hold this thing. Why's it beeping and shaking?

The German Goose of Msje

The Pyros wrote:Hey Great Star.
Cocks Pistol
Best Regards, From Msje.

It's an assualt rifle...
But ok.

The Dictatorship of The Pyros

Great Star
From where your sitting, This musts look like a 50 Karat run of Bad Luck.

The German Goose of Msje

Great Star
We're coming for you

The Lands In Which Fun is a Must of TheLandOfFunFunFun

Why is everyone against Great Star?



The Golden Throne Room of Ethnon

Ethnon is ranked 8,221st in the world and 393rd in The North Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 13,266.33 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

We love books! 📚 😊

The Polaris Library

Look here..................

https://forum.thenorthpacific.org/forum/5002506/

The German Goose of Msje

TheLandOfFunFunFun wrote:Why is everyone against Great Star?

Why not?
Oh, and he stole my orphan sandwich

The Dictatorship of The Pyros

great sstar issss WEAK! and he will CRUSSH HIM

The Golden Throne Room of Ethnon

🎶 TNPV XXVIII 🎶

Attention TNPers!

TNPV XXVIII is now here! The dispatch can be found below and entries are now open!

For new players, TNPV is basically like Eurovision for the North Pacific!

You enter a song you like and rate each others songs to find the most universally enjoyed!

You have '5' days left (10th of July) to enter a song!

Voting begins immediately afterwards!

Just send a Telegram (Click) to Neonlake with your song choice.

Read below for more info.

Introduction

Schedule and Event Info

Event Rules

Participants

Once sung, forever remembered.

Here is Neoncloud, capital of Neonlake, home of dry ice generators, overly riveted steel, oversized data storage and now, 'tis with our utmost pleasure, home of The North Pacific Vision 28 (TNPV XVIII hereafter). This honour was bestowed upon us by the last host, Nordic-British Union after winning the prestigious 2nd year anniversary competition with the LinkCrab Rave! A song most inspirational to us as our national animal is indeed the Neonlake Glow-Crab.

Below you shall indeed find all the details of what in the world a TNPV is, its rules, Its schedule, its participants and how YOU can enter!

In the meantime, do feel free to sojourn awhile our hard fought land. Our currency are WORM (Write Once Read Many) floppy disks. Unlike most currencies these can be an adventure unto themselves! Each of them is filled with various snippets of our nations past and are responsible for our very founding! Failing that, do instead use them to purchase aught from our famous steelsmiths! Our weaponry and armour are second to none! They're masterworks all, you can't go wrong!





Perhaps purchase one our fabled Tungsten M-series home computers! Perhaps 'retro' to other nations, but certainly packing charm with their warm phosphor glow!





If you're instead seeking beauty or sights to see, do seek our titular 'Neon Lake' It reflects the countless neons of the city around it, along with the wondrous glow of our nations crabs below! Do watch out though, as we are neighbouring with Ethnon, some of Cleo's ravenous crocodiles may have found their way into it.




Once you're quite done gawping
there is aught to be done!

Enter your song into the competition! Then rate the songs of others using points! Receive points from others from their enjoyment of your song!
Tis quite simple to ken, but more shall be explained later!

Best of luck to the entrants, do make the most of TNPV XVIII as there is only one TNPV XVIII. It's legend shall be written once, and read many.

Director of relations and vassal of his lordship Argyle the Usurper
'Neo'.

Schedule and Event Information
  • 24th June - 10th July : Submission Period (Enter your songs!)

  • 11th July -21st July: Voting Period (Vote for the songs of others)

  • 24th July: Finale

Subject to change if we need semi finals



Slogan: Once sung, forever remembered


Host City: NeonCloud


Venue: The Neon Lake Grand Stage


Host: 'Neo'
Rules and How To Participate

What's TNPV?
The North Pacific Vision is a song contest inspired by the Eurovision Song Contest. We use the same score system, the winner gets to host and so on, just like Eurovision. Basically, you telegram your song to the host and vote for your favourite songs of the contestants. The song which gets the most points wins the song contest and gets to host the next edition! Down below you'll find essential information to be able to participate. Please read everything below!



Rules:
When participating you...
  • May only participate with one nation, preferably your main

  • Must reside in one of the Pacific regions

  • Should read the telegrams that Neonlake will send to you as they will contain important information

When choosing your song...

  • Make sure it's less than 6 minutes long

  • It's not political, patriotic or religious

  • It hasn't been used before in TNPV or Eurovision. You can check down below to make sure it's valid:
    page=dispatch/id=1571850

  • You should send your song via a telegram to Neonlake

When voting...

  • You must send your votes to the host using this template, preferably without the text in brackets.
    12 points Nation (your favourite song)
    10 points Nation (2nd favourite)
    8 points Nation (3rd favourite etc.)
    7 points Nation
    6 points Nation
    5 points Nation
    4 points Nation
    3 points - Nation
    2 points Nation
    1 point Nation (10th Favourite)

    Reserve votes:
    First - Nation (11th favourite)
    Second - Nation (12th favourite)
    Third - Nation (13th favourite)

  • You can't vote for yourself

  • You can't vote for one nation twice

More info about the contest can be found in this dispatch:
nation=katuda/detail=factbook/id=1571961

If you have any other questions feel free to reach out to Neonlake or any other TNPV staff member via Linkdiscord or telegram.


Credits to Ethnon and Nordic-British Union for their dispatches that have been used as reference!
Read dispatch

The Unicorns have taken over of Aerilia

TheLandOfFunFunFun wrote:Oh that's alright then ... I won't sue you :)

Also I'll hold this thing. Why's it beeping and shaking?

Oh, well that's just a safety feature. So you know that it won't explode into a spectacular explosion!

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