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via Texas

The Taco Party Nation of NewTexas

Merry Christmas to The Heartland from Texas!

The Kingdom of Herconia

Happy 2019!

The Dominion of Crystal Palais

And to you as well. :)

The Grand Old Duchy of Ineptia

Nastic, nicest citizens in The Heartland!!!

You gotta be kidding, how low weve sunk.

Unless they were all dyslexic and thought it was an incest not nicest survey, yes that makes more sense.

The Dominion of Crystal Palais

Two months later, lifespan's reached forty years. Honestly I think the only thing that explains the lifespan having gone so insane and coming back up so rapidly is someone screwing up in the bureaucracy. Now if only I could get my tax rate back down to zero...

The Dominion of Crystal Palais

... and less than two weeks later we're over fifty? What?

I think I can call that 'mission complete' at this point.

The Grand Old Duchy of Ineptia

More people that the young have to pay for.

The Dominion of Crystal Palais

Speaking of which, we've hit sixty year life expectancy. I feel there's something odd to be said about the census when it goes from an average life expectancy of twenty to sixty, within a year...

Probably that we fired the person who was in charge of tracking that and have been cleaning up his mess ever since.

The Grand Old Duchy of Ineptia

Yes its always the other guys fault.

The Dominion of Crystal Palais

Ooh... ninth largest population in the world? Nice.

Ineptia, you're 45th, too! Congratulations!

Five of us in the top thousand, and twelve (of fifteen) in the top ten thousand. Woo!

The Dominion of Crystal Palais

... Not the delegate anymore?

Huh.

That's a thing that happened. But why, though?

The Grand Old Duchy of Ineptia

Only East Klent can answer that.

Whocaresreally

Hello all.

The Dominion of Crystal Palais

Welcome to the Heartland!

Whocaresreally

Whocaresreally

Thanks!

The United Republic of East Klent

Troublemakers?

The Grand Old Duchy of Ineptia

No idea, came in endorsing people and each other, just seemed odd, so I revoked their Heartland membership.

The United Republic of East Klent

Understood. Does seem odd.

The Dominion of Crystal Palais

Very much so.

The Theocracy of Theatrical Theists

Zombies! What shall we do about them?

The Grand Old Duchy of Ineptia

Kill them all. Each and every one of them.

The Grand Old Duchy of Ineptia

I give up, I just spent hours clearing Miraclia and theatrical theists and Miraclia is back up to 2 billion zombies...

The Dominion of Crystal Palais

And I'm too late to the party for research to do anything. Again. As usual.

Happy Halloween!



The Dominion of Crystal Palais

From an average lifespan of 19 years a year ago to being in the top 1% of extended lifespans. I love NS.

via Texas

The Taco Party Nation of NewTexas

Ho, Ho, Ho! Merry TeXmas to our Friends in The Heartland! 🎅

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