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The Not Euricanis of Lerasi

The Last Will and Testament of Dreamer S. Istan

I: All my worldly possessions shall go to my clone, Lerasi Aivintis

II: All my memories shall go to Wirrabuk, son of Marrabuk and Wiranath

III: All my children shall be burned at the stake

IV: I shall be burned at the stake upon death or bad joke

V: I will give Pakitsk back his job as Warden of TEP

The AirBnB Renting Peoples of Dreamersistan

Lerasi wrote:The Last Will and Testament of Dreamer S. Istan

I: All my worldly possessions shall go to my clone, Lerasi Aivintis

II: All my memories shall go to Wirrabuk, son of Marrabuk and Wiranath

III: All my children shall be burned at the stake

IV: I shall be burned at the stake upon death or bad joke

V: I will give Pakitsk back his job as Warden of TEP

Lerasi wrote:*points to burning pile of papers*

Glad that thing's gone once and for all..

The Galactic Confederacy of Stellar Colonies

Lerasi wrote:The Last Will and Testament of Dreamer S. Istan

I: All my worldly possessions shall go to my clone, Lerasi Aivintis

II: All my memories shall go to Wirrabuk, son of Marrabuk and Wiranath

III: All my children shall be burned at the stake

IV: I shall be burned at the stake upon death or bad joke

V: I will give Pakitsk back his job as Warden of TEP

[VI] Stellar Colonies inherits my entire corn stock

The Pacific Republic of Talitoa

Lerasi wrote:snip

O_O, I better get out of here.

The Holy Iron Kingdom of Kampf Empire

* Stretches and waits for the RMB to die *

The AirBnB Renting Peoples of Dreamersistan

Stellar Colonies wrote:[VI] Stellar Colonies inherits my entire corn stock

Talitoa wrote:O_O, I better get out of here.

Quick, Stellar is taking your corn.. In Ohio that means WAR!

The Jawbreaker Junta of Cul-Ed-Sac

Gorbastan wrote:I feel like I, a fellow human being, defecated waaay more than the average human.

*Toilet Sitting Intensifies*

I want my old schedule back!

The Not Euricanis of Lerasi

Dreamersistan wrote:Glad that thing's gone once and for all..

*points gun at your head*

Now draft a better one. This time, make sure to disown Alger before burning him and give me your titles, possessions, and memories. Leave that abomineightion nothing.

The Pacific Republic of Talitoa

Dreamersistan wrote:Quick, Stellar is taking your corn.. In Ohio that means WAR!

DID YOU MIX UP IOWA AND OHIO! ARGHHHHHHH!

*Starts punching you senseless.*

The Socialist Quiet One of Neo-Estonian Empire

o-o

The Normal Flag of Euricanis

Talitoa wrote:DID YOU MIX UP IOWA AND OHIO! ARGHHHHHHH!

*Starts punching you senseless.*

Sorry, I meant Missouri



The AirBnB Renting Peoples of Dreamersistan

Lerasi wrote:*points gun at your head*

Now draft a better one. This time, make sure to disown Alger before burning him and give me your titles, possessions, and memories. Leave that abomineightion nothing.

You won't even get a Ritz Cracker, clone-made-so-I-have-extra-organs-to-use-in-case-of-accident-and-or-age-related-injury

Now get back in your freezer and please

Take care of myself

( ͡◉ ͜ʖ ͡◉)

Talitoa wrote:DID YOU MIX UP IOWA AND OHIO! ARGHHHHHHH!

*Starts punching you senseless.*

Eh, you're equally worthless, Flyover State #3

Fight Stellar Colonies for ur corn/cheese/meth/anything else u are stereotypically known for!

The Pacific Republic of Talitoa

Euricanis wrote:Sorry, I meant Missouri

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

The Socialist Quiet One of Neo-Estonian Empire

Dreamersistan wrote:You won't even get a Ritz Cracker, clone-made-so-I-have-extra-organs-to-use-in-case-of-accident-and-or-age-related-injury

Now get back in your freezer and please

Take care of myself

( ͡◉ ͜ʖ ͡◉)

┬┴┤( ͡ಠ ʖ̯ ͡ಠ)

The Normal Flag of Euricanis

Talitoa wrote:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Kansas?

The Holy Iron Kingdom of Kampf Empire

Kampf Empire wrote:RMB! I SUMMON THEE TO CONSCIOUSNESS!

* The clap of both my hands and my ass is heard for miles around *

I am so ready to top this

The Socialist Quiet One of Neo-Estonian Empire

Kampf Empire wrote:I am so ready to top this

:>

The Jawbreaker Junta of Cul-Ed-Sac

Kampf Empire wrote:I am so ready to top this

How do I clap my ...

The Pacific Republic of Talitoa

Euricanis wrote:Kansas?

*Still screams*

You know what, shove it!

*Stuffs corn down your throat.*



The AirBnB Renting Peoples of Dreamersistan

Cul-Ed-Sac wrote:How do I clap my ...

Do u really want to know?

Talitoa wrote:*Still screams*

You know what, shove it!

*Stuffs corn down your throat.*

You know, to a dyslexic person, that'd be rather

SpIcY...........

The Normal Flag of Euricanis

Talitoa wrote:*Still screams*

You know what, shove it!

*Stuffs corn down your throat.*

Arkansas?

The Jawbreaker Junta of Cul-Ed-Sac

Dreamersistan wrote:Do u really want to know?

How will I know if he's thinking of me

The AirBnB Renting Peoples of Dreamersistan

Cul-Ed-Sac wrote:How will I know if he's thinking of me

This is a question that no one should ever contemplate or answer..

Resets ur brain

The Unistani Democracy of The Holy Utopian Republic

Kampf Empire wrote:I am so ready to top this

Hey is your overview Factbook up to date?

The Holy Iron Kingdom of Kampf Empire

Cul-Ed-Sac wrote:How do I clap my ...

Life has many doors, Ed-Boy.

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