The East PacificBoard

Technocratic tagalog wrote:

danke danke hehehe. I did them while I habe no internet.

plannin to finish my ns history

very good. i actually was collecting dreamerland stuff, ideas, plot pieces, short stories.. it could make a coherent work someday with Friz, Brexit, the old history, Naval stuff. It'd make a Song of Ice and Fire type story with more armored whales and Bison and no dragonzz

Stellar Colonies wrote:

Genius parody of the NYTimes by Barry and Geoffrey Golson

by The Most Excellent Empire of Picairn

Read dispatch

Why are you quoting my dispatch?

Well, Brethren, I was gonna try to respond to the rp, but for whatever reason the links don't seem to be working, lol.

Changing up my flag a bit. Going back to an older design, but with the royal emblem in the canton.

Founding of Mehringia

Just south of the Kampfian Confederation, an Aldenburgian colony was founded, Mehringia; named after the 4th President, Alexander Mehring. The land's climate, temperature, and flora was reminiscent of Carestria's environment. When the colonists landed and settled, the natives didn't bother them. It was considered strange by the survivors of the Pillaging of Anholt, since natives were usually aggressive to foreigners. Nevertheless, this opportunity helped them to create a large town, Hessebaden. The former Governor of Estyria, Heinz Wolfram was appointed governor of the newly-founded colony.

Even though the natives were confirmed non-hostile, Gansz still sent 3,000 soldiers and 3 destroyers, just in case the Kampfians from the north attack. Beside the town was a large redoubt, where the 3,000 soldiers were garrisoned. A temporary dock was built just west of the town.

the titan of life and death dance, knowing there age is ending. followed by history and nature, and finally balance. with a clap all is gone all but four new gods. greed, misfortune, creation, and adaptation. the sisters greed and misfortune who were just freed from a maze of an unknown amount of universes were joys of there escape. yet creation and adaption were happy in control of there lives.

Ugh infidels talking about gods is so last 941 BC , like get original tbh you could just kidnap them and strap them to a chair and make them watch about the history of your gods like smh

Or be like the order and just Execute Them when you dont feel like saying or doing anything

How is my favourite trashfire doing today?

Virgolia wrote:

How is my favourite trashfire doing today?

You can't talk about yourself in the third person....its weird

Order of the Saint Dumas wrote:

You can't talk about yourself in the third person....its weird

Thats why Im talking with the RMB in general

Virgolia wrote:

Thats why Im talking with the RMB in general

-_- woke

My flag's getting a bit old. Going to work on it a bit later.

is there any small regions i can join?

Las hispania wrote:

is there any small regions i can join?

Read this if you are new to NS:

Kavanos wrote:

Read this if you are new to NS:

Intro advice for le n00bies

by The The most restored nation of of Dreamersistan

Hola youngins. Welcome to NS and TEP

Here are your first steps...

Join the WA: page=un

Endorse Libertanny our delegate and leader

Endorse the Viziers and Regional Officers by clicking here

Gain more rights to troll without being kicced out by cliccing here

Endorse me if u feel like it

Look at the play maps we have:

page=dispatch/id=1389645

Here's a general guide to the nature of each map, and what you'll experience if u join:

Urth roleplay works very slowly. It's on the TEP forums, which is a separate site and takes a while to understand

Valsora is an old and stable RP map. If you want to be sure to have a long game life for your nation, this is your choice. It also has the most war of all the maps, and a lot of options for diplomacy and exploration

Windsor is somewhat like a text version of Civilization 5. Economics, diplomacy and politics is more in depth than Valsora, and war isn't as frequent. Currently it's sort of dead, so make sure there is activity on Windsor before joining by messaging Volinovia or [nation]Technocratic Tagalog.[/nation]

Courisia is an older version of Windsor. Unfortunately, it's close to dead right now

Outside joining an RP map, the most common game action is to answer the issues that pop up. Depending on your answers, your nation's stats change and the kind of fictional country you want to build is modified

Note that NS issues are not that serious. You can answer an issue seriously and get ridiculous results. Just take it as a joke, chuckle and continue answering : ) Try to be #1 at different things and show off like Virgolia or try to be as turrible as possible and make jokes about it on RMB like the awful Wiranath

Things you can do with roleplay and world creation do are:

1. create imaginative worlds (history, religion, technology, civilizations, etc) for your fictional nation and states, cities and people
2. create graphics national or region flags, emblems, countryballs, anthems, poetry, comics or art that's related to your imagined nations
3. create short stories, longer stories or even novels alone or with others on RMB
4. create your own map and invite others to join

And then, my special brand of RMB funz...

5. make jokes and troll people (my job! MINE!)
6. worship the Lord of the Blessed Corn and be forever enriched with popcorn
7. Bother other n00bies with this dispatch when they first say 'im new here how do I play]

Here are the 5 cardinal rules of RmB:

1. Don't triple post (posting 3 times in a row). Double posting is okay, but not recommended. After you make a post, do check the RMB (the place where you're reading this) and wait for someone else to post. Then make your next post

2a. No advertisements for regions. This region is TEP, and we use the [region][/region] tag like The East Pacific. To be on the safe side, don't link to any regions.

2b. No advertising for sites. You can post imgur images or Youtube links and so on, but don't go 'Oh, this site is awesome! You have to join' and then link us to your uncle's fairly-illegal questionably-human-rights-violating sweatshop

3. Don't directly insult people or seriously troll to truly hurt or offend people. Trolling should be done in a fun, joking manner (if you want to know more, sign up for my Trolling 101 class on Udemy)

4. Don't spam with meaningless posts. Example include but are not exclusive to:
a. Foreign languages without translation
b. A bunch of emojis
c. A bunch of ASCII art or Lennies (sniff)
d. Single or double meaningless words
e. Any kind of copypasta
f. Dots or 'bump'

5. Don't make sexual references of any kind. You will find some very slight pg-13ish material here and there, but please watch the RMB for a week before figuring out where the line is.

If you follow these simple rules, you'll have lots of time to learn rest as u go. Have fun!

For more pedantic information, click here:

page=dispatch/id=1075631

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great public service, Kavanos. What's new with u?

Frawed wrote:

There is a sudden and calamitous BANG that shakes the building, and a wall of rubble comes raining down. Admiring their handiwork not, the insurgents quickly mantle into the next floor up, which they blew a man sized hole in the floor to achieve. They repeat this process a second time, and chuck flash grenades, Concussion grenades, and even molotovs into the opening above them. (They went from the third to the 4th floor, and then began basically hellbombing the 5th. They came up in the middleish of the hallway in one of the rooms, straight up.)

Meanwhile out in the streets the police find the more they look the more they find. After two entire squad cars are lost to a single RPG wielding maniac, it might be wise to think of a different strategy. The amount of terrorists is growing by the minute, obviously having been amassed or brought here for this specific attack. Modified trucks and SUVs harass ground units, and a makeshift AA mount in the bed of one tries to take out helicopters with wild sprays of bullets.

(Kinda Godmodey w/ the losses. And 2 squad cars is 2 cars and 2-4 people, which probably would've got left a few blocks down as the units moved up on foot.)

The Insurgents that blasted the hole are met with Grenades and heavy fire. The Forces inside become desperate but are holding. Only the first floor is entirely clear. The National Guard begins to land operators on the roof, and in Hot LZs around the area. The attacks ramp up in intensity against the terrorists force as more and more forces arrive at the battle lines. The numbers being brought are outnumbering the attacking force heavily. The Police, drilled and trained in Active Shooter Situations are more then ready and able to fight off a large group of shooters. The National Guard, are also ready to combat the attacking forces. They begin to press the pocket to aid their friends being attacked in the CT-Ops Administration Building.

Dreamersistan wrote:

great public service, Kavanos. What's new with u?

Well, Im playing FNAW 3 and trying to beat the 1st night

Kavanos wrote:

Well, Im playing FNAW 3 and trying to beat the 1st night

I dunno what that is, but how's it going?

Dreamersistan wrote:

I dunno what that is, but how's it going?

Im good I guess
Edit:and Im not playing that game anymore, now Im RPing in Roblox
Ping Edit:Dreamersistan

Of Centralist Brexit wrote:

Glutun twag myui froeinds

Hello, parkinsonian friend

How iz u? Mek offering to smolden pupper or I feed Distro all ur spam!

Dreamersistan wrote:

Hello, parkinsonian friend

How iz u? Mek offering to smolden pupper or I feed Distro all ur spam!

oh please give all of it to distro
i dislike spam quite a fair bit

Of Centralist Brexit wrote:

oh please give all of it to distro
i dislike spam quite a fair bit

How dare u

<gibs him all ur beefaroni to destroy>

[KABLOOOOOOOEY]

Dreamersistan wrote:

How dare u

<gibs him all ur beefaroni to destroy>

[KABLOOOOOOOEY]

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