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Shouldn't the invisible castle be visible whenever it rains hard, as then the raindrops will bounce off of it? So I suggest we look in places where it (almost) never rains.

6 hours ago: The United States of Independence Hill of the region Independence Hill proposed constructing embassies.

No thank you. First, IH is collecting embassies; second, they obviously did not read our WFE.

And in other news ...

2 days 10 hours ago: The Dominion of The thing under your bed ceased to exist.

1 day 15 hours ago: The Dominion of The thing under your bed arrived from Osiris.

'Someone' needs to click "vacation mode" ... That same 'someone' also was amazingly spry and quick for someone who CTEd. We had NO time to begin the pickling process. (Well done, TTUYB.)

The art of nothingness wrote:

Is that glow in the dark paint toxic? That would be fly covering everything. And the night glow would save a mint on streetlight upkeep.

Woah... What an interesting cost saving concept. Will have to check out our power bill costs, and the addition of glow in dark (GID) and toxicity to the paint. Also will have to check to see if the addition of GID to paint adds weight to normal invisible paint. If it weighs more that would mean extra flights for carpet bombing, meaning extra cost.

Paradroid wrote:

Shouldn't the invisible castle be visible whenever it rains hard, as then the raindrops will bounce off of it? So I suggest we look in places where it (almost) never rains.

Using that theory we may be able to eliminate snowy areas also. EG Snow would build up covering the towers. So not having to Carpet bomb (CB) these areas would further reduce our cost.

The new tao order wrote:

I kinda like that idea, too. I wonder about the toxicity, as well. Regarding the paint ... a search via Giggle states "Paint after Application: On a good, smooth surface, glow in the dark paint may last up to 10 years." And I imagine carpet bombing is as good an application method as any other.

I wonder if giggle states anywhere how long invisible paint may last. Maybe we could save our pickle money and not invest in a new paint job. Put the money toward researching if rhum is a good vaccination for the Whohan flu.

The new tao order wrote:

...
'Someone' needs to click "vacation mode" ... That same 'someone' also was amazingly spry and quick for someone who CTEd. We had NO time to begin the pickling process. (Well done, TTUYB.)

When people are constantly throwing things under their beds, something is bound to hit.

3 days 4 hours ago: The Colony of Silver Dreams and Nightmares arrived from Lazarus.

Welcome to the Egg.

Official Announcement:

In an effort to limit to spread of infection diseases, masks are now required in all public spaces of the Egg. Violators will be sent to mine asteroids. Since each asteroid is a one-person job and several thousand miles away from the others, masks will not be require by asteroid miners.

Of course, if you don't wear a mask on an asteroid, you'll suffocate. Your choice.

SalusaSecondus wrote:

Official Announcement:

In an effort to limit to spread of infection diseases, masks are now required in all public spaces of the Egg. Violators will be sent to mine asteroids. Since each asteroid is a one-person job and several thousand miles away from the others, masks will not be require by asteroid miners.

Of course, if you don't wear a mask on an asteroid, you'll suffocate. Your choice.

A shortened version of that probably needs to be added to the WFE, Bossman.

*stares*

O_o

Howdy, Yy.

Here is where I lay to rest ...

Howdy TAO

Yy4u wrote:

Here is where I lay to rest ...

Howdy TAO

I found a nice (but small) apartment for you ... Apt 4U, Rue de Chien. If you are interested, we need someone to handle the automatic song queue at KEGG while Karl is on sabbatical. Pay is 1 Rum Ration a week.

+waves at+ Yy.

Dawns mask.. look at all the doppleganer around, we all look the same.
Better safe than dead.

Changes fuse in electric panel, automatic KEGG radio on air again.
Added feature is it cost 25 cents per song play, to pay for masks for Cuckoos.

hi! um... can i be the wa delegate?

The new tao order wrote:

To determine any possible suitability for that position, please answer the following questionnaire.

1] Nation Name
2] Why are you interested in being the region delegate?
3] Has your nation or any of your other puppets even been processed and pickled? If YES, which nation.
4] What is your opinion of marsupials?
5] What is KEGG and how is it related to the invisible Salusa Tower?
6] What color is the invisible Salusa Tower?
7] Who was the last known player in possession of the invisible key to the invisible tower?
8] What suite in the tower complex did founder SalusaSecondus once break into for questionable reasons?
9] Have you ever visited the hidden rum cellar beneath the large tree on the southwest side of the invisible Salusa Tower? If YES, what kind of tree is it?
10] Who was Limi and what did he do when he was delegate?
11] TAO and Krazie Karl .... (A)were part of what organization? And (B) what did that organization do in the greater NSverse?

Um. I... don't know about kegg, salusa towers, and tao and crazy carl. and an invisible tower would not have a color. i guess i won't be the delegate then? :D

Stupidsrus wrote:

Um. I guess i won't be the delegate then? :D

You are correct.

We are still curious about your answer to #4.

In the meanwhile, you are still welcome to be a part of the Egg's community.

The new tao order wrote:

You are correct.

We are still curious about your answer to #4.

In the meanwhile, you are still welcome to be a part of the Egg's community.

Marsupials are cool, with the pouch and all.

Stupidsrus wrote:

~ sad commentary on the youth of today ~

Your nation name is well-deserved. Here ... you need some pickles and rum ... just because.

The new tao order wrote:

Your nation name is well-deserved. Here ... you need some pickles and rum ... just because.

ah hah hah. that's so funny i forgot to laugh.

NEVER forget to laugh ... it is one commodity of which the world is already in short supply.

The new tao order wrote:

NEVER forget to laugh ...

I totally agree.

What are the benefits of laughter?
A good, hearty laugh relieves physical tension and stress, leaving your muscles relaxed for up to 45 minutes after. Laughter boosts the immune system. Laughter decreases stress hormones and increases immune cells and infection-fighting antibodies, thus improving your resistance to disease.

Between laughter and rum and pickles, it appears TCE is a healthy environment for us all.

*puts on many mini masks*

*does not CTE*

Stupidsrus wrote:

Marsupials are cool, with the pouch and all.

Oh dearie, dearie me. You said that and you’re still here? TAO must be slipping.

Bhang Bhang Duc wrote:

Oh dearie, dearie me. You said that and you’re still here? TAO must be slipping.

I am chalking it up to the fact that his/her mask may be restricting the amount of oxygen to his/her brain and s/he is not fully aware of what was said. Rest assured, if there is even a HINT of eucalyptus oil in the air here or a trace of roofur tea found anywhere in the Egg, the BANJECT BELL will sound and the attack sardaukar will be loosed.

roofur tea eucalyptus oil