Lodged From Messages 1 year 309 days ago Edited Definitely toby
Brocklandia wrote: Oh, joy!--Sounds like we have mice again. Idea! Hey, Zombie ducks --Feeling hungry for brains? Our floorboards are full of mice, and each and every one of them carries around a tasty little brain ... maybe even two. Go get 'em!skitters away after hearing the muffled words
Not today. Nope
I'm too big to be in these floors...
1 year 309 days ago The Zuper Zealous Zoologist of Zany Zanes
Miss Chief wrote:Ponders this momentarily. Looks up from cleaning a...
Hey! Mind your own beeswax!
1 year 309 days ago The Smash Hit Movie Version of Brocklandia
Zany Zanes wrote: Hey! Mind your own beeswax!
Beeswax is ... Uhm, lemme check. Supply Room, aisle 12, bay 8, third shelf.
1 year 309 days ago The Impending Doom of Zombie Penguins Um, Congrats Alta Sil . You get to judge the next poetry contest. Feel free to tell us if there's a theme or style you want to see.
1 year 309 days ago The Cʟєᴀɴıɴԍ Sєʀvıcєs of Consuela de la Morrela
Brocklandia wrote: Wait. We already have three janitorial types loitering around the premises, which is more wait-staff than we have. Exactly how dirty does this place get in a day?Agreed. We should get off our butts and unionize, stage a protest, or something. You two go plan it all, and wake me up when you've got it done.
Hush, Z. Let Miss Chief bus all the tables ze wants. We'll consider that a server-adjacent role.
Casually leaves the application forms for joining the Service Employees International Union (SEIU), and leaflets about their 'Justice for Janitors' campaign at the Bar...
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Service_Employees_International_Union https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Justice_for_Janitors
1 year 309 days ago via The Land of Musical Notes
The Musical Entity of CSharpa
A tarantula wrote:The spider waits for the rest of the payment by the register, knowing it may never come. The arachnid in the crab shell behind the register clicks.
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slams some money on the table
There ya go.
1 year 309 days ago Shameless shady 14666
CSharpa wrote:slams some money on the table There ya go.
wait we have jobs here
1 year 309 days ago Dicerolla ..hey, do we have luck potions here?
1 year 309 days ago The Demon Bartenders of Miss Chief
Dicerolla wrote: ..hey, do we have luck potions here?Checks on the witches brew in the cauldron out back...
No, Cheffy says the 'Felix Felicis' won't be ready for another 5 months yet.
1 year 309 days ago Dicerolla
Miss Chief wrote: No, Cheffy says the 'Felix Felicis' won't be ready for another 5 months yet.Dicerolla starts visibly shaking.
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1 year 308 days ago The Zuper Zealous Zoologist of Zany Zanes
Shameless shady 14666 wrote: wait we have jobs here
Nope.
Dicerolla wrote:Dicerolla starts visibly shaking.
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How about a Good Luck Charm to hold you over?
Dipping the rim of a cocktail glass in sugar, the shadow sets it aside. They add one and a half ounces bourbon whiskey, three fourths ounce limoncello, two ounces fresh lemon sour, and a few spearmint leaves, torn, into a shaker. The shaker disappears into the shadows, returning a few moments later well shaken and the drink is poured into the glass. A lemon wedge is added to the rim.
Enjoy!
1 year 308 days ago Dicerolla
Zany Zanes wrote: How about a Good Luck Charm to hold you over?Dipping the rim of a cocktail glass in sugar, the shadow sets it aside. They add one and a half ounces bourbon whiskey, three fourths ounce limoncello, two ounces fresh lemon sour, and a few spearmint leaves, torn, into a shaker. The shaker disappears into the shadows, returning a few moments later well shaken and the drink is poured into the glass. A lemon wedge is added to the rim.
Enjoy!
Dicerolla takes one sip and starts repeatedly slamming her head(?) into the table....should probably just leave them alone for now.
1 year 308 days ago The Zuper Zealous Zoologist of Zany Zanes
Dicerolla wrote:Dicerolla takes one sip and starts repeatedly slamming her head(?) into the table....should probably just leave them alone for now. The shadowy bartender looks a little put out that their hard work was overlooked but whatever. Moving on. They return to ignoring them.
1 year 308 days ago The Bar Maintenance Worker of Neutrality Foundation
Brocklandia wrote: Beeswax is ... Uhm, lemme check. Supply Room, aisle 12, bay 8, third shelf.
That's oddly organized of us.
Consuela de la Morrela wrote:Casually leaves the application forms for joining the Service Employees International Union (SEIU), and leaflets about their 'Justice for Janitors' campaign at the Bar... https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Service_Employees_International_Union https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Justice_for_Janitors
Reads through the leaflets. The spark of unionist passion ignites in the worker and he goes to search for a pen to sign up.
1 year 308 days ago Definitely toby
Neutrality Foundation wrote: That's oddly organized of us.Reads through the leaflets. The spark of unionist passion ignites in the worker and he goes to search for a pen to sign up.
Why is there... beeswax on my hair?
1 year 308 days ago The Smash Hit Movie Version of Brocklandia
Neutrality Foundation wrote: That's oddly organized of us.
Of course it is. "Beeswax" is filed between "Bees" and "Beelzebul." As for why we're organized, trust me: You don't want to get them confused. One of those is fun to have drinks with, and the other is a real pain. I'll let you decide which is which.
1 year 308 days ago Edited Definitely toby 1 year 308 days ago The Bar Maintenance Worker of Neutrality Foundation
Definitely toby wrote: Why is there... beeswax on my hair?
Have you checked for nits?
1 year 308 days ago Shameless shady 14666
Zany Zanes wrote: Nope. How about a Good Luck Charm to hold you over?
Dipping the rim of a cocktail glass in sugar, the shadow sets it aside. They add one and a half ounces bourbon whiskey, three fourths ounce limoncello, two ounces fresh lemon sour, and a few spearmint leaves, torn, into a shaker. The shaker disappears into the shadows, returning a few moments later well shaken and the drink is poured into the glass. A lemon wedge is added to the rim.
Enjoy!
oh
1 year 308 days ago Edited Definitely toby
Neutrality Foundation wrote: Have you checked for nits?I have....
I don't have any. That's good.
I don't know who the "fun to have drinks with" and the "real pain" is...
Oh well. I'll find out later
1 year 308 days ago The Zuper Zealous Zoologist of Zany Zanes
Definitely toby wrote: I have....I don't have any. That's good.
The shadow keeps their distance.
Definitely toby wrote:I don't know who the "fun to have drinks with" and the "real pain" is...
It's a trick question, don't overthink it.
Shameless shady 14666 and Definitely toby
1 year 308 days ago The Smash Hit Movie Version of Brocklandia
Zany Zanes wrote: It's a trick question, don't overthink it.
All questions are trick questions. The fun part is figuring out what their trick is. Do you want to see the one I taught to roll over and play dead?
Hint: It was that one.
1 year 308 days ago The Zuper Zealous Zoologist of Zany Zanes
Brocklandia wrote: All questions are trick questions. The fun part is figuring out what their trick is. Do you want to see the one I taught to roll over and play dead?Hint: It was that one.
Impressed.
You ever teach one to shake?