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Shameless shady 14666

North-West Commland wrote:e

stop saying e-

Confederate cuba, North-West Commland, and Definitely toby



Definitely toby

Brocklandia wrote:No, apparently not, at least not if we can believe the Interwebs, and we're both wrong. An online encyclopedia of quotations says:

    "Although it has often been credited (since about 2000) to Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790), he never said it. [...] 'Democracy is two wolves and a lamb, voting on what to have for lunch' was printed in the journal Nomos: Studies in Spontaneous Order in 1987. Authorship is unknown."

I see

Brocklandia wrote:Did something behind the main bar just say "Let's find out"?

We have plenty of freaky monsters roaming about the premises. You'll have to try harder to become a deity, major or minor. Have you thought about starting a cult? That's a really quick way to get yourself declared a deity ... or a target of a tax fraud investigation.

Not that I'm speaking from personal experience, at least not while the investigation is still pending.

Why would you put hinges on a cat? That would probably annoy the heck out of the cat, and you'd end up hospitalized for stitches.

Here you go: one spicy V-8. It's like regular V-8, but I mixed in some of Cheffy's private stock of howling banshee peppers and some oily drippings from the air-conditioner, which is always my go-to spicer-upper. Drink up, before it eats through the glass, the table, the floor, and sinks into the earth's crust to open a singularity hole somewhere near the molten core.

They did.

I guess it's hard to become a deity, just because you're a monster with extra legs. Plus, I don't want to deal with tax collectors or anything.

moves flippers

I've been hungrier now that I have more body parts. It's weird.

fidgets with tentacles

Thank you! I'll try not to let it destroy the table, but I really miss being my normal self... I don't want tentacles...

It's like dysphoria all over again.

Brocklandia and Shameless shady 14666

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Casomehano

Brocklandia wrote:I knew it. Northern New Jersey is practically Canada. You're practically Canadian.

(I lived in Morristown, NJ for a couple of years.)

I’ve been to Calgary twice, but I’m not Canadian!

Brocklandia and Definitely toby

Definitely toby

Casomehano wrote:I’ve been to Calgary twice, but I’m not Canadian!

I learned basic Swedish phrases when I was fooling around not working on German

The Smash Hit Movie Version of Brocklandia

Alta Sil wrote:I’d prefer not to be cooked alive, which is why I tend to keep my distance from the kitchen doors.

Who said anything about "alive"? That part is optional, for most of Cheffy's recipes.

Alta Sil wrote:not that I’d accuse you of having a heart of course.

And see that you don't! Dem's fightin' words!

The Smash Hit Movie Version of Brocklandia

Casomehano wrote:I’ve been to Calgary twice, but I’m not Canadian!

And yet your only proof of the "not Canadian" statement is to claim that the Canadians in Calgary accepted you as one of their own--twice? I remain unconvinced.



The Smash Hit Movie Version of Brocklandia

Definitely toby wrote:It's like dysphoria all over again.

You're welcome. Everyone needs a hobby.

Definitely toby wrote:I learned basic Swedish phrases when I was fooling around not working on German

Swedish, huh? If you're collecting other pointless bits of knowledge, here are a few more useless facts I can pretty much guarantee you'll never need:

  • The Argentine lake duck has the largest penis-to-body mass ratio of any vertebrate.

  • The anesthetics given to people when they have medical operations have the same effect on carnivorous plants.

  • So far, the only planet not named after a god is the Earth.

  • The only armies with more than 2% Russian citizens are the armies of Russia, Belarus, and the Ukraine; these are also the armies fighting in the Ukrainian conflict, which technically makes that conflict a Russian civil war.

  • Toilet paper, invented in China somewhere between 500 and 550 A.D., was first introduced to the United States in 1857 as a medical treatment.

There. Amaze your friends at parties.

Zombie Penguins, Zany Zanes, and Definitely toby

Dicerolla

i have learned to swear in german

YouTube Inc and Definitely toby



Definitely toby

Dicerolla wrote:i have learned to swear in german

Anglefukt

Brocklandia wrote:You're welcome. Everyone needs a hobby.

Swedish, huh? If you're collecting other pointless bits of knowledge, here are a few more useless facts I can pretty much guarantee you'll never need:

  • The Argentine lake duck has the largest penis-to-body mass ratio of any vertebrate.

  • The anesthetics given to people when they have medical operations have the same effect on carnivorous plants.

  • So far, the only planet not named after a god is the Earth.

  • The only armies with more than 2% Russian citizens are the armies of Russia, Belarus, and the Ukraine; these are also the armies fighting in the Ukrainian conflict, which technically makes that conflict a Russian civil war.

  • Toilet paper, invented in China somewhere between 500 and 550 A.D., was first introduced to the United States in 1857 as a medical treatment.

There. Amaze your friends at parties.

If your hobby is wanting to kermit because you hate your body's appearance and how you're treated because of it great!

If you're not... tell cheffy to get these things off me. I will cut off these tentacles myself. I will get the pain killer. Im not that much of masochist.

Ja, danke fur die fakten.

*monster brüllt*

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Brocklandia wrote:

  • The Argentine lake duck has the largest penis-to-body mass ratio of any vertebrate.

  • The anesthetics given to people when they have medical operations have the same effect on carnivorous plants.

  • So far, the only planet not named after a god is the Earth.

  • The only armies with more than 2% Russian citizens are the armies of Russia, Belarus, and the Ukraine; these are also the armies fighting in the Ukrainian conflict, which technically makes that conflict a Russian civil war.

  • Toilet paper, invented in China somewhere between 500 and 550 A.D., was first introduced to the United States in 1857 as a medical treatment.

There. Amaze your friends at parties.

i'll add to that,

due to the vaticans size it is the only place where there are 2 Popes per square kilometer.

Dicerolla wrote:i have learned to swear in german

scheibe ein anderer deutscher

Definitely toby

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Casomehano

Brocklandia wrote:And yet your only proof of the "not Canadian" statement is to claim that the Canadians in Calgary accepted you as one of their own--twice? I remain unconvinced.

I’ve also been to Sylvan Lake and Lake O’Hara. I’m honestly not sure.

Definitely toby

The Zuper Zealous Zoologist of Zany Zanes

Definitely toby wrote:

If your hobby is wanting to kermit because you hate your body's appearance and how you're treated because of it great!

If you're not... tell cheffy to get these things off me. I will cut off these tentacles myself. I will get the pain killer. Im not that much of masochist.

"Tell Cheffy"? You think we get that kind of hazard pay? You guys are lucky we sometimes send orders back and even that has contingency plans and sacrificial rituals.

Picks up a book.

If you don't want tentacles then I suggest you don't have them. Take charge of your story. Speak your truth. If you want it, believe in it, and it must be so, regardless of others perspectives. After all:

"One who knows himself is never disturbed by what others think about him."

Alta Sil and Definitely toby

Dicerolla

YouTube Inc wrote:i'll add to that,

due to the vaticans size it is the only place where there are 2 Popes per square kilometer.

scheibe ein anderer deutscher

...ok look i know "saumensch" "saukerl" and "arschloch" i'm not like fluent or anything i'm just reading a book

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Pricane

walks in, eating a bucket of chili cheese fritos

Shameless shady 14666

Shameless shady 14666

Pricane wrote:walks in, eating a bucket of chili cheese fritos

are they good?

Pricane



Definitely toby

Zany Zanes wrote:"Tell Cheffy"? You think we get that kind of hazard pay? You guys are lucky we sometimes send orders back and even that has contingency plans and sacrificial rituals.

Picks up a book.

If you don't want tentacles then I suggest you don't have them. Take charge of your story. Speak your truth. If you want it, believe in it, and it must be so, regardless of others perspectives. After all:

"One who knows himself is never disturbed by what others think about him."

I think I like them. I don't know. I want to find out what they do first.

But does this mean gender fluid people are immune to any perceptions? No.

I'm not gender fluid. Personally I feel like a he who goes by they as well. The sad thing is Toby doesn't exist in real life, and it hurts when people say she/her.

Whenever I move out, I can probably present myself as male outwardly.

And tell people im... a boy. Which is something I haven't done before. I either have to play dumb or tell technical lies and half truths...

I know myself! It just hurts to be look at as she/her. Maybe I don't. Idk

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Pricane

Shameless shady 14666 wrote:are they good?

Yeah, they're good

Shameless shady 14666



Definitely toby

I'm gonna lurk a little more for like a week and then figure out what I'm gonna do with my stuff. Might not be as active, which at this point, is a blessing for this rmb.

Like hs may end now or in November. I want to take a week off, and let whatever happens happen in a good way, if possible.

For the most part, I'm gonna go with the flow. Looking at it from what I know this very second, I might, but I don't know if I'll have homeschooled engineer and environmental scientist level grades for a school out of state...

Idk. Idk..idk. I want to practice my coding, so I don't have to always ask discord people for help anymore. I know how to code well; I just haven't done it in a while, so the syntax for my languages gets confusing.

Oh well... gonna see if I can get a free drink at this restaurant today or not. Didn't bring money. Was hoping they'd give me another one, without making me pay. I actually know this guy at the register, and there's no way in hell he'd give it to me.

Oh well, guess I'll just sit here for a little bit and think...

Nekojin

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The Great Communist Federation of North-West Commland

Shameless shady 14666 wrote:stop saying e-

e

Shameless shady 14666

The Smash Hit Movie Version of Brocklandia

Definitely toby wrote:Ja, danke fur die fakten.
*monster brüllt*

According to Google Translate, you're telling me in Cherokee that your scrotum is many-colored. Uh ... How nice for you?

Definitely toby

The Smash Hit Movie Version of Brocklandia

YouTube Inc wrote:2 Popes per square kilometer.

How many when you convert to round kilometers?

Alta Sil and Definitely toby

The Smash Hit Movie Version of Brocklandia

Pricane wrote:walks in, eating a bucket of chili cheese fritos

No outside food! Do not--repeat--do not make Cheffy jealous! You wouldn't like Cheffy when ze's jealous.

Or when ze's happy, angry, sad, suicidal, visiting children in their nightmares, or orbiting the town square in search of fresh chili ingredients. At least Cheffy's consistent, right?

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Definitely toby

Brocklandia wrote:According to Google Translate, you're telling me in Cherokee that your scrotum is many-colored. Uh ... How nice for you?

Let me just...

No....

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Pricane

Brocklandia wrote:No outside food! Do not--repeat--do not make Cheffy jealous! You wouldn't like Cheffy when ze's jealous.

Or when ze's happy, angry, sad, suicidal, visiting children in their nightmares, or orbiting the town square in search of fresh chili ingredients. At least Cheffy's consistent, right?

looks up and puts down the bucket

I bought these from The Roof Of Pricane and Casomehano. Caso sells a lot of merch.

A portion of all The Roof Of Pricane and Casomehano products goes to The Bar on the corner of every region, given that we are howling at a full moon while facing the The Bar on the Corner the moment of purchase.

We got a license, and people come from all over the place, usually because I drag them there. We howl while they buy them, while facing the bar.

ERGO! THIS IS NOT OUTSIDE FOOD!

eats the fritos again, spilling some on the floor

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Casomehano

Pricane wrote:looks up and puts down the bucket

I bought these from The Roof Of Pricane and Casomehano. Caso sells a lot of merch.

A portion of all The Roof Of Pricane and Casomehano products goes to The Bar on the corner of every region, given that we are howling at a full moon while facing the The Bar on the Corner the moment of purchase.

We got a license, and people come from all over the place, usually because I drag them there. We howl while they buy them, while facing the bar.

ERGO! THIS IS NOT OUTSIDE FOOD!

eats the fritos again, spilling some on the floor

We don’t sell Fritos.

Pricane

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