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Ever just think about how we as a society from 1991-2019 collectively referred to a country as The Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia? Literally-

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Swaraelia wrote:

Ever just think about how we as a society from 1991-2019 collectively referred to a country as The Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia? Literally-

Not for very much longer. Expect some significant changes over the next several years.

You can give me a 350ml cup of ©Koolcola?

Swaraelia wrote:

Ever just think about how we as a society from 1991-2019 collectively referred to a country as The Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia? Literally-

I don’t remember that because I have a bad memory.

I'm crushing so hard rn...

She's just so. She's a. I can't describe it. I just love her soul. I want to be her soul. I want to watch her do everything she strives to do. I've never had this kind of attachment to someone. It's always been obsessive or malicious, but never this nice. But that's a fallacy. They're attractive, but in their way. They have curly hair and they dye one streak blonde, and they wear essentially what they want. Is it rude to say that she's physically attractive? Cause she is. I want to go to the library and cuddle yk... She's the only person who could ever make me swoon.
(This is ooc btw. Doesn't sound like it but it is)

Zany Zanes wrote:

Drinking a Root Beer

Well, that sounds like a strong rush of emotional turmoil. Sweet in its own way. I'm happy to hear you're happy. I think. I couldn't quite tell, but the overall tone seemed fairly positive. :)

*shoots dartboard*
*with gun*

I won.

East lodge wrote:

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I'm crushing so hard rn...

She's just so. She's a. I can't describe it. I just love her soul. I want to be her soul. I want to watch her do everything she strives to do. I've never had this kind of attachment to someone. It's always been obsessive or malicious, but never this nice. But that's a fallacy. They're attractive, but in their way. They have curly hair and they dye one streak blonde, and they wear essentially what they want. Is it rude to say that she's physically attractive? Cause she is. I want to go to the library and cuddle yk... She's the only person who could ever make me swoon.
(This is ooc btw. Doesn't sound like it but it is)

Ahhh, infatuation, romance, love... things I have only ever felt towards one person: myself. It's a love-hate relationship though. But truly, I have never quite been there with anybody. There was this one person I frequently talked to over a short-ish period of time, although despite our continuous mutual flirtation, I was much too busy to make anything of it -- or at least, provide the fairly substantial time commitment they were expecting. However, it was the closest thing I felt to that internal warm, fuzzy feeling I hear about. But you can experience that just by drinking the Sunday Surprise before your intestines burst into flames, so I don't think I'm missing out on too much.

I ate a banana.

Zombie ducks wrote:

I don’t remember that because I have a bad memory.

Also, I doubt most ducks pay much attention to geo-political boundaries.

Pope of joemama wrote:

I ate a banana.

In what sense? Freud had a lot to say about bananas.

And trains too. Have you ever eaten a train? Do you want to?

East lodge wrote:

they just went to a gender reveal party out of town.

Whose gender got revealed? 'Cause if it wasn't mine, I'm not interested.

Hegvanigson wrote:

You can give me a 350ml cup of ©Koolcola?

Here you go: One glass of something that's probably Koolcoloa and might not kill you. Only way to tell for sure is to drink it all. Bottoms up!

_{Which may be a dangerous thing to say around here.}

Alta Sil wrote:

Ahhh, infatuation, romance, love... things I have only ever felt towards one person: myself. It's a love-hate relationship though. But truly, I have never quite been there with anybody. There was this one person I frequently talked to over a short-ish period of time, although despite our continuous mutual flirtation, I was much too busy to make anything of it -- or at least, provide the fairly substantial time commitment they were expecting. However, it was the closest thing I felt to that internal warm, fuzzy feeling I hear about. But you can experience that just by drinking the Sunday Surprise before your intestines burst into flames, so I don't think I'm missing out on too much.

Sweet then bar-ry

Brocklandia wrote:

Whose gender got revealed? 'Cause if it wasn't mine, I'm not interested.

Im not as love drunk now that I slept. My arm fell asleep and then I woke up and the nerves finally moved. It's like they were already freaked out when I was asleep. I had a dream that one of my butch characters I'm writing and a witch character I'm writing got their faces printed by an Italian dude. And then I had a dream where someone representing me, I think it was the butch character or maybe the robot, broke into a store where the Class of 3000 was practicing downstairs and then they were about to throw me out before I woke up.

I have work in a little bit so I gotta charge my stuff. I want to get something to eat.

I just remembered the another part of the dream. I was super super drunk and I was with the witch character and I was running around drunk. Someone texted me in the dream and I sent them a picture of my face paint and started um sending really weird messages. I was sober later and i told the witch and they were like "you texted them because you were drunk and someone texted you". And then I was at the library and I saw dsmp characters and felt really happy but jealous because I want to be them. When I woke up I felt like I was jolted awake by something which was probably the way I was lying. My anxiety cat's lying on me. I'm trapped until she decides to move. She's asleep. She needs to feel as safe as possible, and sleeping on me is usually how she does it.

Hi, can I have a double lasagna with a giant cola?

What about a contest in the bar for the best weird dream?

Chronial wrote:

Hi, can I have a double lasagna with a giant cola?

What about a contest in the bar for the best weird dream?

Yes. Let's. Do. It. Now.

Tell me your weird dream

im glad to have embassies! One butterbeer please.

Brocklandia wrote:

Also, I doubt most ducks pay much attention to geo-political boundaries.

I’ve flown all over the world with these wings. I know my countries.

East lodge wrote:

Yes. Let's. Do. It. Now.

Tell me your weird dream

United Republic Of Amogus wrote:

im glad to have embassies! One butterbeer please.

Awakens abruptly. Looks at the sus stranger a moment before they grab a glass and pour a golden liquid into it, setting the order in front of the imposter patron.

Enjoy.

Zany Zanes wrote:

Sleepin' On the Job...wake me if management comes

Well, idk what my weirdest is, but I have lots of interesting dreams, most of which I can't really articulate on account of them making no sense once I wake up. Here's one that still made sense after some consciousness:

It was set in a world that had been overtaken by an omnipotent eldritch being, the land destroyed and reformed at the whim of a trickster creature, which meant it was a series of long walled roads with buildings along the sides and in each building it was as if it'd been staged to look as though people were living in it, but also whoever was staging got bored halfway through. Everything in the world was dead, completely gone, except for one man who was spared death and forced to live as entertainment to the creature. He wandered through the absurd world trying to escape the god who enjoyed tormenting him and spent most of his time looking for food, mostly prepackaged stuff that survived the death of everything.
Only one day he finds a dog and the dream is him trying to hide the dog and take care of it despite everything and trying to hide from the god but if he fell asleep the god could enter his dreams and sift through his mind. Normally the god would do this to induce nightmares but the guy was scared the god would see the dog and come find him to kill it. I woke up just as the god realized the guy was hiding something and the guy woke up panicked and scrambling to get away from where he was before the god showed up.

Awakens abruptly. Looks at the sus stranger a moment before they grab a glass and pour a golden liquid into it, setting the order in front of the imposter patron.

Enjoy.

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Zombie ducks wrote:

I’ve flown all over the world with these wings. I know my countries.

I'm not sure naming them all "that place I pooped on from 2,000 feet" equals "I know my countries."

Hangs out in the back alley of the Bar having a smoke...

Squadron Commander Lord Flashheart wrote:

Lands and pulls up in his C-130 in the Bar's carpark.

Drives an Oshkosh HEMTT (Heavy Expanded Mobility Tactical Truck) out of the C-130 and into the Bar's rear alley...

...a number of operatives sneak in the back, and down to one of the laboratories in the labyrinthine and nigh infinite basement, cellar, and dungeon levels of the Bar.