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Pope of joemama

ok I go go go

The Zuper Zealous Zoologist of Zany Zanes

Pope of joemama wrote:ok I go go go

Cool, cool, cool. Can I get you a drink, drink, drink?

Greater baltics

can i get a n o t h e r butterbeer

Zany Zanes and East lodge



East lodge

Zany Zanes wrote:
Don't tell me how to live me life! Lol. I just use the available tech in Word and I did my time manually looking words I wasn't sure about up in the dictionary and hoping the rest was properly spelt.

Oh. Idk do whatever

Arcticfoxxo wrote:Bro I'm fibreglass insulation, its literally my job to be in your walls

I do it with no obligation to be polite

Zany Zanes wrote:That explains so much.

That is very much does

Brocklandia wrote:I have walls? Since when?

This place's walls.



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Hochster stern der morgenrote

He came running and closed his umbrella, happy to have escaped the torrential rain that was falling outside, he wished the dark clouds didn't follow him like last time.
He stomped his boots on the doormat, brushing the mud off the soles, and hung his coat and hat on the entryway hook, turned his head and noticed a strange black rust on the doorknob, unnaturally larger than the last time he'd been here.

- Well, it's not like it's invisible - he thought - the employees must have noticed by now.
He walked over to the counter, listening for the sound of laughter and the clink of glasses, then sat down and called for the waiter, whose shadow danced bizarrely in the light, he blinked twice to make sure he was seeing straight, until everything was as it should be.
- I must be stressed - that thought echoed inside him.
He then took a cigarette from a silver box and lit it, and calmly asked the waiter:

-"A bourbon with ice, please."Brocklandia Zany Zanes

Zany Zanes, East lodge, and Alta Sil

The Zuper Zealous Zoologist of Zany Zanes

Hochster stern der morgenrote wrote:He came running and closed his umbrella, happy to have escaped the torrential rain that was falling outside, he wished the dark clouds didn't follow him like last time.
He stomped his boots on the doormat, brushing the mud off the soles, and hung his coat and hat on the entryway hook, turned his head and noticed a strange black rust on the doorknob, unnaturally larger than the last time he'd been here.

- Well, it's not like it's invisible - he thought - the employees must have noticed by now.
He walked over to the counter, listening for the sound of laughter and the clink of glasses, then sat down and called for the waiter, whose shadow danced bizarrely in the light, he blinked twice to make sure he was seeing straight, until everything was as it should be.
- I must be stressed - that thought echoed inside him.
He then took a cigarette from a silver box and lit it, and calmly asked the waiter:

-"A bourbon with ice, please."Brocklandia Zany Zanes

Too tired for anything fancy, the shadowy bartender pours a glass of bourbon with ice and sets it before the stompy wet customer.

Enjoy!

Greater baltics wrote:can i get a n o t h e r butterbeer

Pours a drink of butter mixed with beer.

Here ya go!

East lodge, Alta Sil, and Hochster stern der morgenrote

Nekojin

Brocklandia wrote:And for you, one chicken. I didn't ask whether it was named Rosemary, though.

Hm, well if I imagine hard enough maybe I can convince myself that it was. Names are just a concept, right?

Thick-Billed Longspur wrote:O-O'

Don't worry, you're too light to get up to 80mph :3

nor are you big enough to bother eating

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Hochster stern der morgenrote

Zany Zanes wrote:Too tired for anything fancy, the shadowy bartender pours a glass of bourbon with ice and sets it before the stompy wet customer.

Enjoy!

Pours a drink of butter mixed with beer.

Here ya go!

"Thank you gentleman." - Said the man - "By the way, have you noticed that stain on the door? It would be worrying if it kept spreading." - commented the soaked man after shaking his cigarette in the ashtray.

East lodge and Alta Sil



East lodge

Hochster stern der morgenrote wrote:"Thank you gentleman." - Said the man - "By the way, have you noticed that stain on the door? It would be worrying if it kept spreading." - commented the soaked man after shaking his cigarette in the ashtray.

It's nothing, but don't touch it.

Trust me you don't want to melt into a corrosive goop.

*sits in the back of the bar like a rogue*

No, I'm not going to act like a stereotypical rogue, because I'm actually a paladin rogue gunslinger.

Alta Sil and Hochster stern der morgenrote

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Hochster stern der morgenrote

East lodge wrote:It's nothing, but don't touch it.

Trust me you don't want to melt into a corrosive goop.

I see, so I think that stain on the carpet was once someone, existence is fleeting and so are jobs.

Zany Zanes, East lodge, and Alta Sil



East lodge

Hochster stern der morgenrote wrote:I see, so I think that stain on the carpet was once someone, existence is fleeting and so are jobs.

It's not about jobs. It's about income from somewhere.

Who doesn't have flesh here? If you do, don't touch. If you do, feel free to touch it. Don't get it on flesh people tho..

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Hochster stern der morgenrote

East lodge wrote:It's nothing, but don't touch it.

Trust me you don't want to melt into a corrosive goop.

*sits in the back of the bar like a rogue*

No, I'm not going to act like a stereotypical rogue, because I'm actually a paladin rogue gunslinger.

" Are you a priest or something? You look like a priest despite that gun."

East lodge



East lodge

Hochster stern der morgenrote wrote:" Are you a priest or something? You look like a priest despite that gun."

I am gun robot.
(Accidental trollhunters reference)

*shoots window covered in corrosive acid*
Fixed.

Hochster stern der morgenrote

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Hochster stern der morgenrote

East lodge wrote:I am gun robot.
(Accidental trollhunters reference)

*shoots window covered in corrosive acid*
Fixed.

"Guns and Robots, brings back nostalgic memories."

East lodge



East lodge

Hochster stern der morgenrote wrote:"Guns and Robots, brings back nostalgic memories."

*shoots other window because of intense boredom*

I need a gig.........
Ya got anyone you want to...
(Rp) *gestures at neck*

Or do you wanna play chess or something?

Hochster stern der morgenrote

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Hochster stern der morgenrote

East lodge wrote:*shoots other window because of intense boredom*

I need a gig.........
Ya got anyone you want to...
(Rp obv not an actual criminal god) *gestures*

Or do you wanna play chess or something?

"Nah, let's play a different game, let's see if a creature like a robot has a destiny."Takes a tarot deck from his coat pocket."Choose three cards."

East lodge



East lodge

Hochster stern der morgenrote wrote:"Nah, let's play a different game, let's see if a creature like a robot has a destiny."Takes a tarot deck from his coat pocket."Choose three cards."

(Sorry for the sort of late reply)

Technically, there is a message attached to all the cards, so a message will be perceived no matter what I choose.

*chooses three from the bottom, middle, and almost top of the deck*

It's only a matter of how you see the message, true or false.
(I'm sorry, spirit realm. I'm rping... I believe in the cards)

Hochster stern der morgenrote



East lodge

(Ooc the cards are always right, except for when someone lies or I read them in the wrong way. The people who communicate with them most of the time are always good, like when they're your ancestors, spirit guides, or deities. I love my deities, but I do things they don't like. I eat meat, and they don't like it. I promised them that I would try my best, and that I may end up eating meat. They understand enough, considering they understand I'm a flawed creature. Anyway, back to being a robot. Ahem! Beep boop? Sorry that's racist towards robots apparently. I dont think it would be. It would be like scatting, making noise, chanting, or singing, so not inheretlly racist. Its racist when you go "haha bot go beep beep")

Zany Zanes, Alta Sil, and Hochster stern der morgenrote



East lodge

assuming that by saying racist you are implying that robot is a race of human. In a way, it is.

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The Zuper Zealous Zoologist of Zany Zanes

Hochster stern der morgenrote wrote:""Don't worry,é apenas uma questão de visão própria, sabe falando de visão própria eu ouvi uma vez neste mesmo bar que quando todas as regiões se juntarem uma entidade ira descer, e as pessoas verão nela seu próprio deus. O povo monstro de macarrão verá o Grande Fetuccini, os robõs verão a placa mãe, os androides verão a singularidade e assim por diante. "He then pulls out a gold card and 20 dollars from his pocket. Give the 20 dollars to the waiter and ask him to keep the change, then offer the golden card with a kind of microchip to the robot.'Keep it, it might be useful one day, See you tomorrow, maybe." Then he walks out the door, glad the rain is gone.

They accept the change and the rest of it too when no one is looking.

Brocklandia and East lodge

The Impending Doom of Zombie Penguins

The weekend poetry contest is under way! Alta Sil is judging your time.

Alta Sil wrote:Listen up fools! I have decided upon a theme for the weekend poetry contest. The theme will be something broad enough anyone with the brain of an ant can write about: TIME. All poems about how to grow it, how to cook with it, what it tastes like, its health benefits, how to season with it, which foods it pairs well with, which grocers carry it, et cetera will be accepted! I will be judging carefully.

Oh, and I guess any poems about thyme will also be accepted.

Brocklandia, Zany Zanes, East lodge, and Alta Sil

The Smash Hit Movie Version of Brocklandia

Nekojin wrote:Hm, well if I imagine hard enough maybe I can convince myself that it was. Names are just a concept, right?

Sure. Just like the things we apply names to are shared imaginary concepts in a hallucinatory simulacrum.

Zany Zanes and East lodge



East lodge

Brocklandia wrote:Sure. Just like the things we apply names to are shared imaginary concepts in a hallucinatory simulacrum.

Lights and colors.... I touched the goo....

....everything is purple... and green and.
orange
The goo is multicolored, so everything that touches it is multicolored.

It got in my eyes. I'm fine, but it's so bright. I'm not asking for help. I'm good. I got this!

Hochster stern der morgenrote

Greater baltics

aye, can i have a Donk-Cola, a Cheeseburger, and a Black hole sundae?
Thanks

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