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hey im back again, can i get another butterbeer

Gafton Sufrex wrote:

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And we need you to read the sign posted over entrance that documents multiple rules you've infracted:

🍻 Visitors must buy a drink before posting a poll or announcement. 🥂
🍻 No RMB recruitment and sub-par advertisements for polls. 🥂

So, message suppressed. No walls of texts about recruitment and polls, please.

Greater baltics wrote:

hey im back again, can i get another butterbeer

Welcome back. Here you go--One butterbeer as requested.

on second thought, can i get some polish wodka too

East lodge wrote:

Maybe I don't sound so literal, just formal. I'm not that formal. My tone is neutral, yeah... grammarly would say that about it. I don't think I use dead bodies for toothpaste. Do you?

Arcticfoxxo wrote:

nah i just love kittens, theyre so soft and adorable and warm

In your stomach?

Greater baltics wrote:

on second thought, can i get some polish wodka too

Drifts by with "polish wodka".

Lucky you, it was our last of the misprinted batch of Polish vodka. Enjoy!

Greater baltics wrote:

on second thought, can i get some polish wodka too

Sure. Do you have a preference for what kind of furniture polish we mix with your vodka? Here's a sample of our Lemon Pledge Vodka with a twist of lime.

Brocklandia wrote:

Sure. Do you have a preference for what kind of furniture polish we mix with your vodka? Here's a sample of our Lemon Pledge Vodka with a twist of lime.

tastes good, i like that

Zany Zanes wrote:

Just cleaning the counter, no ooc stuff here.

Oh, same dude. Every writing program docks me on my "tone" and "wordiness". I absolutely refuse to use grammarly, I feel nothing but disdain for it and Word is on thin ice. Just because their silly program for spelling doesn't get why I used so many words doesn't mean I don't know how to be "concise" or I'm too "neutral". Writing is like 60% vibes and it makes up your personal style. All I want these programs to do is tell me if I spell something wrong, tell me how to spell it, and give me synonyms for words. And also let me know if a sentence need a comma but that's just a perk not a need.

Also, I have no idea what's in my toothpaste and as long as it continues to clean my teeth I won't be investigating.

In your stomach?

Drifts by with "polish wodka".

Lucky you, it was our last of the misprinted batch of Polish vodka. Enjoy!

What if you got just a spell checker or spelled things yourself? 👉👈

Brocklandia wrote:

Aww, how cute. You're like the Energizer Bunny, only with more sharp, pointy stab-thingees.

You think I'm the Energizer Bunny? Ew.

I'm more than the energizer bunny. I... live in your walls. The energizer bunny would ask before doing so

Look at this
I am a dwarf and i'm digging a hole, diggy diggy hole diggy diggy hole

Wrong thing.
https://i.redd.it/b0epm1vyihdy.jpg. there

East lodge wrote:

What if you got just a spell checker or spelled things yourself? 👉👈
You think I'm the Energizer Bunny? Ew.

I'm more than the energizer bunny. I... live in your walls. The energizer bunny would ask before doing so

Bro I'm fibreglass insulation, its literally my job to be in your walls

Arcticfoxxo wrote:

Bro I'm fibreglass insulation, its literally my job to be in your walls

That explains so much.

Brocklandia wrote:

Sure. Do you have a preference for what kind of furniture polish we mix with your vodka? Here's a sample of our Lemon Pledge Vodka with a twist of lime.

We serve Lemon Pledge? Can I have some?

Zombie ducks wrote:

We serve Lemon Pledge? Can I have some?

I think you'll have to fight Consuela de la Morrela for it, but I believe the closet in the back has some.

Bird fact of the day: Pigeons can fly 500 miles in one day if they don't stop to perch!

_{^{Bonus fact: If a pigeon were to fly 500 miles in an hour, it would die}}

Speaking of birds.... I'm in the mood for some chicken. An order of rosemary chicken, please!

I think you know the drill-

One "The Pleasure of Russians" please

East lodge wrote:

I... live in your walls.

I have walls? Since when?

The socialist russian empire wrote:

One "The Pleasure of Russians" please

Here you go: One horse, as requested.

Nekojin wrote:

Speaking of birds.... I'm in the mood for some chicken. An order of rosemary chicken, please!

And for you, one chicken. I didn't ask whether it was named Rosemary, though.

Listen up fools! I have decided upon a theme for the weekend poetry contest. The theme will be something broad enough anyone with the brain of an ant can write about: TIME. All poems about how to grow it, how to cook with it, what it tastes like, its health benefits, how to season with it, which foods it pairs well with, which grocers carry it, et cetera will be accepted! I will be judging carefully.

Oh, and I guess any poems about thyme will also be accepted.

Nekojin wrote:

Bird fact of the day: Pigeons can fly 500 miles in one day if they don't stop to perch!

_{^{Bonus fact: If a pigeon were to fly 500 miles in an hour, it would die}}

Speaking of birds.... I'm in the mood for some chicken. An order of rosemary chicken, please!

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greetings I am joemama (I come from the shadow realm where Barack Obama lives with dinosaurs who eat nukes)

Pope of joemama wrote:

greetings I am joemama (I come from the shadow realm where Barack Obama lives with dinosaurs who eat nukes)

sir r u ok-

Greater baltics wrote:

sir r u ok-

no- yes.

once I ate a nuke and went boom boom boom but I didn’t go die die die