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| Lodged | From | Messages |
|---|---|---|
 The Cʟєᴀɴıɴԍ Sєʀvıcєs of Consuela de la Morrela | Spreads rock salt and sawdust on the Bar floor... | |
 The Coммoɳwєᴀʟтʜ of Great British Federation | Sips last drop of their tea, and ignores the magically* refilled cup as he gets to his feet... *Praise be to our Lord & Savior The Jedi-Zombi Jezus Ok. Starts beating you with his umbrella, before spitting hot tea in your face. Eurasian Alliance, Schitzen-giggels, Bruddhistan, Eastazia, and 8 othersAnimal Farmerica, Canarda, Endless Sumer, Auztraalia, The Twelve Tribes, Squadron Commander Lord Flashheart, Phat Turkey, and Armed forces of acara shura | |
 The Goᴅ's Hoɴєsт Sтʀєwтʜ of Auztraalia | Unleashes obscenely muscular prize-fighting Kangaroo kickboxer, a few Eastern brown snakes, and discreetly releases a couple black widow spiders to make the fight 'interesting'... Great British Federation, Eurasian Alliance, Schitzen-giggels, Bruddhistan, and 6 othersEastazia, Animal Farmerica, Canarda, Endless Sumer, Squadron Commander Lord Flashheart, and Phat Turkey | |
 The Uᶯ¡vɛʀsᴀʟ AтOɴєMɛɳt of Bruddhistan | Adds a couple King cobras for good measure. Great British Federation, Eurasian Alliance, Schitzen-giggels, Eastazia, and 6 othersAnimal Farmerica, Canarda, Endless Sumer, Auztraalia, Squadron Commander Lord Flashheart, and Phat Turkey | |
 The Federal Dominion of Canarda | Might aswell start placing bets, eh? Great British Federation, The Nether Regions, Eurasian Alliance, Schitzen-giggels, and 7 othersBruddhistan, Eastazia, Animal Farmerica, Auztraalia, The Twelve Tribes, Squadron Commander Lord Flashheart, and Phat Turkey | |
 The PʀopҺɛтs of The Twelve Tribes | A dollar on Acara Shura! Eurasian Alliance, Schitzen-giggels, Bruddhistan, Canarda, and 2 othersEndless Sumer, and Squadron Commander Lord Flashheart | |
 The Coммoɳwєᴀʟтʜ of The Nether Regions | 5 Euros on the Brit! Great British Federation, Eurasian Alliance, Schitzen-giggels, Eastazia, and 3 othersCanarda, Auztraalia, and Squadron Commander Lord Flashheart | |
| The cantina band | Strikes up and starts playing... Schitzen-giggels and Miss Chief | |
 The Flying Visit of Squadron Commander Lord Flashheart | Crashes a helicopter🚁 outside and walks slowly out of the ensuing 🔥fireball💥explosion🔥, throwing knives at the snakes, punching the kangaroo, and deploying a flamethrower upon the spiders... Bar Fight is it? OK! Slams a chair over the heads of The Coммoɳwєᴀʟтʜ of Great British Federation, and deploys a cricket bat to the faces of the Armed forces of acara shura... HUZZAH! Great British Federation, Eurasian Alliance, Bruddhistan, Eastazia, and 4 othersCanarda, Endless Sumer, Auztraalia, and Armed forces of acara shura | |
 The Holy Lucky Yellow Gold Find of Phat Turkey | Rips shirt off, and oils up. Let's get READY TO RUMBLE!!! | |
| The Coммoɳwєᴀʟтʜ of Great British Federation | Punches Squadron Commander Lord Flashheart, grabs his cricket bat, and uses it against Phat Turkey... | |
via The Graveyard |  The Unsтoppaʙʟє 𐌌uʀᴅєʀ Spʀєє of Jason Vo0rhees | Slits throat, and roasts Phat Turkey at 350° |
 The Sᴜpєʀpowєʀ of Eastazia | ...Obligatory appearance of oriental martial arts experts... | |
| Mindon | Ah. Thanks. For me, things have been... different. For one, we changed the flag as we felt the old one should be changed and Mastald, our former colony, has been taken over by a Cultist. So that's new. Anyway, uh. I'll have a Hard Apple Cider and some Bourbon Chicken. And if you see Mastald, you may want to avoid eye contact. They have... a thing for eyes now. | |
| Mastald | ||
 The Zoмʙıє Cᴀʟıpʜᴀтє of Endless Sumer | Obligatory slaughter of communists by CIA-backed Islamic militants. | |
| Definitely toby | *lurks* | |
 The Demon Bartenders of Miss Chief | Pours you a Kopparberg Sparkling Rosé Cider, and brings it over to you with a plate of roast chicken in a Bourbon whisky barbecue glaze. | |
| The Demon Bartenders of Miss Chief | Offers you a pack of peanuts. Alta Sil and Definitely toby | |
 The Cthulhu Worshipping Anarchy of Thick-Billed Longspur | [Eats stolen seeds watching the brawl] | |
 The Smash Hit Movie Version of Brocklandia | Is "Oriental" still an acceptable word?--Or are the Social Justice SWAT teams gonna storm through here and track mud on our floors again? I am not cleaning that up. | |
| The Smash Hit Movie Version of Brocklandia | Alta Sil, Thick-Billed Longspur, and Definitely toby | |
| The Smash Hit Movie Version of Brocklandia | Oh, look!--It's Fabio. Romance novel covers haven't been the same since his pecs started to sag. Zany Zanes, Phat Turkey, Alta Sil, Definitely toby, and 1 otherMiss Chief | |
 The Dᴀяк sʜᴀᴅow ԍᴜv'мıɴт of Animal Farmerica | Rescues Acara Shura, slaps The Coммoɳwєᴀʟтʜ of Great British Federation, and pisses in their tea... Grabs Canarda and locks them in a cage with a hungry brown bear... Kicks Bruddhistan into the snakepit. Grabs a drumstick🍗... Drops Napalm in the Morning, and deploys Chuck Norris - taking out the communists AND the militants... Stabs Turkey bone in the eyes of Mastald. 'MURICA!! F*CK YEAH!!! | |
| The Smash Hit Movie Version of Brocklandia | Protected? Since when? We have a whole wall of cages downstairs with platypuses--platypi, whatever--in them, just waiting to be milked every morning. No way do we want them getting uppity and demanding civil rights under the wildlife protection laws. Besides, our platypuses can't be considered wildlife. They'd never be able to survive in the wild without their premium Netflix subscription packages. Zany Zanes and Puttin on the ritz |
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