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Songs you dont understand

This is my own opinion: More spoilers watched = the person is more intelligent.

Brocklandia and Definitely toby



Vendanasin

Songs you dont understand wrote:This is my own opinion: More spoilers watched = the person is more intelligent.

More spoilers watched= understanding references to movies you've never seen= look way smarter than you actually are

Brocklandia, Songs you dont understand, Thick-Billed Longspur, and Definitely toby

Definitely toby

Vendanasin wrote:More spoilers watched= understanding references to movies you've never seen= look way smarter than you actually are

Looking smarter than you actually are =deep dives into fandoms you don't know enough about = people see through your lies

Vendanasin

The Smash Hit Movie Version of Brocklandia

Definitely toby wrote:Looking smarter than you actually are =deep dives into fandoms you don't know enough about = people see through your lies

That's a lie.

Zany Zanes, Songs you dont understand, Thick-Billed Longspur, Vendanasin, and 1 otherDefinitely toby

Vendanasin

My entry (a couple entries, actually) for second place lmao

Finance health, good ol' wealth
I got mine through means of.. stealth
Thieving, I was dealth.

Not great but it's a haiku, sue me lol

Broke man, bona fide
Ready to commit suicide
Knowing nothing can change the tide
Of being broke, and having a butt-ugly bride

But that's unrelated,
subject of who which i've mated
and come to have hated
for making me exasperated

i wonder why I call her honey
her constantly, needing money
with a flow like a runny..
nose, she knows, i'm broke and done-y

Now I'm stuck with just a bit
thinking to myself, "what the sh*t"
did i do? to get myself writ
into a the life of a hobo brit?

What the f*ck?
did i do to get hit by this truck?

Now i'm caught up in poetic vanity
just having fun with enormous profanity

It should be all right, so long
as i dont copy-paste the cuss word song

But i'm off topic, not down to earth
Not rich people sitting in front of a hearth
By writing in poem, financial dearth
I hope I've caused you judges mirth

This poem was.. interesting to write. i hope you enjoyed it

Vendanasin

For the record i don't have a financially estranging wife, i'm 15 lmao. I am broke tho...

Brocklandia, Songs you dont understand, and Alta Sil

Songs you dont understand

Vendanasin wrote:For the record i don't have a financially estranging wife, i'm 15 lmao. I am broke tho...

Yo, I'm 18 who quitted for school looking for a foreigner wife. I'm also planning a fish breeding business.

Armed forces of acara shura

Definitely toby wrote:It was all a halluciation. I've been doing nothing this whole time....

...nothing... except playing with pokemon cards in the bakery next door... ...and eating bakery food.

You just shot at the floor for no reason, to anyone who couldn't see the hallucination too

*Still faint*

Definitely toby

Vendanasin

clearly you quit school if you thought "quitted for school" was grammatically correct xd
Fish breeding? rly? Ah well ig there are worse jobs than forcing things to f*ck each other for a living lol.

Definitely toby



Definitely toby

Brocklandia wrote:That's a lie.

Looking smarter than you are = ppl assuming you know a lot about something = they confuse you = they expose you

Armed forces of acara shura wrote:*Still faint*

gets you water or something

Armed forces of acara shura

The Who are you of Maple Hockey Canadia

A poem from up north:
Met a man from Saskatchewan
He never had a penny for his wife
But who needs money or marriage
When for a hundred miles you’re the only life

Brocklandia, Zany Zanes, Alta Sil, and Definitely toby



Definitely toby

Alta Sil's prompt: "tell me how wealthy you are"

If I had a car two years ago,
I'd have enough money for an apartment now
I also would've had credit(possibly) from the car payments
And I would have had a way to move

The Smash Hit Movie Version of Brocklandia

Maple Hockey Canadia wrote:A poem from up north:
Met a man from Saskatchewan
He never had a penny for his wife
But who needs money or marriage
When for a hundred miles you’re the only life

No one for a hundred miles? I ... might have to rethink my perception of Canada.

Naaaah ...

Mindon

*Mindon walks in*

Evening all. How have things been?



The Cthulhu Worshipping Anarchy of Thick-Billed Longspur

[Walks In a Circle on the Fancy Circle Table ... Walking.... And walking.... And walking...... And walking......... And walking....... And walking......... And walking......... And walking...... And walking...And walking.... And walking...... And walking......... And walking....... And walking......... And walking......... And walking...... And walking-... [Infinity]]

Brocklandia and Definitely toby

Songs you dont understand

Challenge: Watch this video without getting...you know that.

*insert Arabic title here*
https://youtu.be/7nfU5-426Rw

Brocklandia and Definitely toby

The T-Virus infection of Zombie Dog

*The dog moves Greater baltics to the kitchen*

The Herd of Zombie Goats

*The goats escort Engloterra out back*

The Impending Doom of Zombie Penguins

*The zombies drag We love you mom away*

The Smash Hit Movie Version of Brocklandia

Mindon wrote:*Mindon walks in*
Evening all. How have things been?

Welcome back. Oh, everything's been the same old same old. The Bar still gets blown up or burnt down on a daily basis, and Cheffy's cooking is just as terrible ... terrific as you remember. Your usual seat and your bar tab are still waiting on you.

The Smash Hit Movie Version of Brocklandia

Songs you dont understand wrote:Challenge: Watch this video without getting...you know that.

I love fill-in-the-blank tests. Is the word you're looking for "bored," or "confused"? Or "twitchy" might also be apropos.

Songs you dont understand

The Smash Hit Movie Version of Brocklandia

Zombie Penguins wrote:*The zombies drag We love you mom away*

Awww. No more love for Mom. So sad.

Puttin on the ritz

Brocklandia wrote:One gallon of chocolate milk. You didn't specify what type of milk so I chose at random. I hope you like platypus milk.

A tip? Oh, squeal! Now I can retire. Thanks!

Good thing platypuses are my favorite animal. You're losing money on this gallon big time, considering that they're endangered, protected by low, and the ridiculous sums that you'd have to pay to even extract only the milk. Imagine what the meeting looked like..

Songs you dont understand

Brocklandia wrote:I love fill-in-the-blank tests. Is the word you're looking for "bored," or "confused"? Or "twitchy" might also be apropos.

Hard is the blank word lel

Armed forces of acara shura
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