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Definitely toby | ||
The Bar Maintenance Worker of Neutrality Foundation | Still looking for a pen. Yeah, it's pretty cool. Trippy. I never thought I'd have enjoyed reading anything centered around football, but apparently if you just make it set in the future, from the point of view of something sentient but not human, and "football" was actually nothing resembling football, it can be quite compelling. | |
The Smash Hit Movie Version of Brocklandia | Oh, I've heard of football. It's that sport where a group of people run a ball back and forth over a field while the crowd in the bleachers uses their automatic weapons to take shots at them, right? Kind of like that "shooting fish in a barrel" game, but without the barrel. I always run out of ammo halfway through. | |
Definitely toby | So tempted to do something with my other nation now. Wow... | |
The Cthulhu Worshipping Anarchy of Thick-Billed Longspur | ||
Definitely toby | Who am I shooting? Who's getting a shirt? | |
The Cthulhu Worshipping Anarchy of Thick-Billed Longspur | [s h o o t. . . t h e m] Brocklandia and Definitely toby | |
Definitely toby | I see... rolls behind a table and shoots you with a shirt | |
Definitely toby | waits by the door with the shirt gun Waiting... | |
The Rising Metal Gear of Doofinshmirtz | Casually tosses @Brocklandia a gun of his own Brocklandia and Definitely toby | |
Definitely toby | jumps and takes the t-shirt cannon goes to the door and holds them both | |
Definitely toby | waits by the door for a certain, very special, very back from the nationstates grave mafia caporegime | |
The Militarist Democracy of The Filippinas | ||
Definitely toby | Friendo! I mean... Not in the mafia as of right now, so I'm not a capo. At least not here. Go ask Zany Zanes or Brocklandia for drinks. Beware of the zombies and give the Morse code spider money. It likes money. Also bugs Goodnight, Mafia Man. I'm gonna unwind and stuff. Cya friend | |
The Smash Hit Movie Version of Brocklandia | On the messaging box, use the white flag icon. It adds [ region ] ... [ /region ] codes, and you insert the region name between them like this ... | |
The Smash Hit Movie Version of Brocklandia | Now, while I'm not sure I understand the Three R's--readin', writin', and aromatherapy--I'm pretty sure there's a war about to start, and I'm gonna sit this one out. Thanks for the free weapon, though. Neutrality Foundation, Thick-Billed Longspur, and Definitely toby | |
Definitely toby | We got the mafia here too. Have fun with that. This isn't a war, yet... I actually returned the t-shirt cannons to Thick-Billed Longspur. I'm done Speaking of which. I think Fili might want to order something. It's on me. Mafia man needs to spend money elsewhere | |
The Smash Hit Movie Version of Brocklandia | They never leave. I think they've appointed TheOrc their leader. That danged sunflower-seed guzzling bird is nothing but trouble. Good dancer, though ... or was that a mating ritual? Should we be worried that the bird has its amorous eyes set on someone? Thick-Billed Longspur and Definitely toby | |
Definitely toby | For 12 hours straight? No. I didn't know that the orc wa- Nope. Too soon. Um I didn't know Fili worked for the owner of the region. What if he's from a different mafia? | |
The Cʟєᴀɴıɴԍ Sєʀvıcєs of Consuela de la Morrela | Sweeps around the Bar in a blur like a miniature tornado spinning with broom, mop and bucket in hand; emanating steam and splashing boiling hot water... Puts out the 'Wet Floor' sign... Throws a couple bottles of Fabuloso® through the door of the Magic Restroom in the Bar on the Corner into the waiting maw of Cthulhu... Opens and pours a fresh can of 'Zo𐌌biChow™' into the dog bowl, and refills our pet-friendly water bowl by the door... Throws some catnip out the door to the back alley... Sprays, cleans, and polishes the RMB. Brocklandia, Zany Zanes, and Definitely toby | |
The Smash Hit Movie Version of Brocklandia | Okay, who put caffeine in Consuela's vodka smoothie again? Didn't you all learn your lesson last time? Zany Zanes, Consuela de la Morrela, and Definitely toby | |
The Hunt of Venkoyo | I need some chocolate milk. Zany Zanes, Definitely toby, and Puttin on the ritz | |
The 🍠🍠🍠 of Potato | ||
The Zuper Zealous Zoologist of Zany Zanes | Deciding to forego the whole "what type of milk" song and dance, the shadowy bartender just pours a glass of chocolate milk and slides it to the customer. Enjoy! | |
The Hunt of Venkoyo | Thanks there, bartender. After the procedure in which the beverage of this glass is consumed, also known as drinking, I shall proceed to go to the bathroom and rant about Hungarian Prime Minister Viktor Orbán in a mild and angry accent of the language which is therefore known as "Hungarian". |