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Pricane

Casomehano wrote:We don’t sell Fritos.

Then where did I get fritos?

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Casomehano

Pricane wrote:Then where did I get fritos?

From nowhere.

Pricane

Zombie ducks

Brocklandia wrote:According to Google Translate, you're telling me in Cherokee that your scrotum is many-colored. Uh ... How nice for you?

Google Translate doesn’t even have Cherokee.



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Pricane

Casomehano wrote:From nowhere.

Yeah I did. Makes sense....

I might order something here so no one gets jealous...

Zombie ducks wrote:Google Translate doesn’t even have Cherokee.

Yeah just Brocklandia antics. I think they're trying to flirt with customers. We might need restraining orders based on how people react to their advances. It's like watching The Office, except if we were in a bar where a nude person kept making fun of people.

I am not sorry.

Casomehano

The Impending Doom of Zombie Penguins

The weekend poetry contest has ended. Zany Zanes will choose a winner.

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Pricane

Zombie Penguins wrote:The weekend poetry contest has ended. Zany Zanes will choose a winner.

What day is it?

The Smash Hit Movie Version of Brocklandia

Zombie ducks wrote:Google Translate doesn’t even have Cherokee.

Or most German cuss-words. Your point?

Pricane

The Smash Hit Movie Version of Brocklandia

Pricane wrote:What day is it?

Today, usually.

Zombie Penguins and Pricane

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Pricane

Brocklandia wrote:Today, usually.

That doesn't help

The Smash Hit Movie Version of Brocklandia

Pricane wrote:Yeah just Brocklandia antics. I think they're trying to flirt with customers. We might need restraining orders based on how people react to their advances. It's like watching The Office, except if we were in a bar where a nude person kept making fun of people.

I'm not trying to flirt, but if you're talking about restraints, you might be. If you want to take this further, I can show you my rate sheet.

Pricane and Definitely toby

Definitely toby

Brocklandia wrote:Or most German cuss-words. Your point?

Shut the anglefukt up.

Definitely toby

Brocklandia wrote:I'm not trying to flirt, but if you're talking about restraints, you might be. If you want to take this further, I can show you my rate sheet.

SHUT THE ANGLEFUKT UP!

I'm still recovering from the other day...



The Cʟєᴀɴıɴԍ Sєʀvıcєs of Consuela de la Morrela
Shameless shady 14666

North-West Commland wrote:e

STOP!

Pricane wrote:Yeah, they're good

nice. can i have some?

Pricane and North-West Commland

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The Flying Visit of Squadron Commander Lord Flashheart

Comes crashing through the window, swinging on a rope, carrying a box of chocolates under his arm, and a rose in his teeth...

Many happy returns of the day Consuela! 💐🍫🍬

Dicerolla

Pricane wrote:Yeah I did. Makes sense....

I might order something here so no one gets jealous...
Yeah just Brocklandia antics. I think they're trying to flirt with customers. We might need restraining orders based on how people react to their advances. It's like watching The Office, except if we were in a bar where a nude person kept making fun of people.

I am not sorry.

i dunno, i find their escapades rather charming. counterpoint: we should let brocklandia do whatever they want. yes i'm playing devil's advocate why do you ask

Brocklandia and Pricane

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The Holy Lucky Yellow Gold Find of Great British Federation

Consuela de la Morrela wrote:Sits down at a table she just cleaned and pulls out a small plate with a slice of cake that has a candle on it...
*It's Consuela de la Morrela's NS birthday.🎂🍰

Squadron Commander Lord Flashheart wrote:Comes crashing through the window, swinging on a rope, carrying a box of chocolates under his arm, and a rose in his teeth...

Many happy returns of the day Consuela! 💐🍫🍬

Stirs from his corner booth with the magically refilling pot of tea...

I say! Cake all around!! Let's have a party!!!

Discreetly places a briefcase full of cash behind the Bar.

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The Holy Lucky Yellow Gold Find of Auztraalia

Comes in with 5 boxes of cake, and stacks them into a beautifully tiered structure; oozing fresh cream, strawberries, and delicate icing as they are placed on the table...

Rich thing

falls through a window and almost dies, in my hands holds a box containing 700 bags of chips
worth it.

The Who are you of Maple Hockey Canadia

Consuela de la Morrela wrote:Sits down at a table she just cleaned and pulls out a small plate with a slice of cake that has a candle on it...
*It's Consuela de la Morrela's NS birthday.🎂🍰

Happy birthday, eh
https://youtu.be/lNlN1XbIqsc
*Gives you a barrel of syrup with a big red bow on it*

Brocklandia and Definitely toby

Dicerolla

Consuela de la Morrela wrote:Sits down at a table she just cleaned and pulls out a small plate with a slice of cake that has a candle on it...
*It's Consuela de la Morrela's NS birthday.🎂🍰

yooooooooooo! happy birthday, drinks are on me!*

*for today do not exploit my generosity

Brocklandia, Consuela de la Morrela, and Definitely toby

The Zuper Zealous Zoologist of Zany Zanes

The shadowy bartender takes a moment out of their busy life to sift through the many, many entries.

To start, a visually wonderful journey about a favored topic of mine:

Incognito space force wrote:Celestial
Heavenly Stellar,
Warping, Creating, Swirling,
Spacewalks existence depicted above,
Universe

Space! Amazing! This is a great piece. Thank you for your entry!

Next, a lovely walk through the many sides of love:

Alta Sil wrote:

Flames
Once furious, fierce
Flaring, flickering, fleeting
Now lie dormant
Heartache

Flames

Fervent, frenzied

Beating, burning, blazing

The fires of passion roar

Love

Interesting topic and I really enjoyed reading. Very nice descriptive take on a powerful emotion. Thank you!

And last but not least:

Brocklandia wrote:

Spring
is looking
a little bedraggled
this year, but that
doesn't mean it
isn't trying
still.

This is beautiful! Very uplifting. And while I know it didn't quite stick within the parameters I really love it. Thank you for your entry and congratulations!

Brocklandia, Zombie Penguins, Alta Sil, Incognito space force, and 1 otherDefinitely toby

Definitely toby

Consuela de la Morrela wrote:Sits down at a table she just cleaned and pulls out a small plate with a slice of cake that has a candle on it...
*It's Consuela de la Morrela's NS birthday.🎂🍰

a box with a bow on it gracefully falls from the beams, onto the table you're sitting at

A student

~The bundle of papers shuffle anxiously.~

A presentation is a students worst nightmare. It is social anxiety mixed with public speaking, how dreadful. May I have the drink I ordered or perhaps something for courage?

Brocklandia and Definitely toby

The Swarming Plague of Zombie Rats

...scurries across the floor...

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