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The Cʟєᴀɴıɴԍ Sєʀvıcєs of Consuela de la Morrela

Sprays, cleans and polishes the RMB.

Zany Zanes, East lodge, and Ambrossa

The Smash Hit Movie Version of Brocklandia

Consuela de la Morrela wrote:Sprays, cleans and polishes the RMB.

Hey!--That tickles!

Zany Zanes, East lodge, Consuela de la Morrela, and Ambrossa

The Cʟєᴀɴıɴԍ Sєʀvıcєs of Consuela de la Morrela

Brocklandia wrote:Hey!--That tickles!

Twists her cloth into a rope-like material and whips it out at Brocklandia.

East lodge and Ambrossa



East lodge

*chokes on popsicle*

Consuela de la Morrela wrote:Twists her cloth into a rope-like material and whips it out at Brocklandia.

Ambrossa

The Cthulhu Worshipping Anarchy of Thick-Billed Longspur

Brocklandia wrote:Lucky for you, there's Amazon. They can overnight thousands of styles and colors to your doorstep. What's that?--You don't have a doorstep either? Lucky for you, there's Amazon ...

[Slides the Bezos Dollars under the table]

Ambrossa



East lodge

Thick-Billed Longspur wrote:
[Slides the Bezos Dollars under the table]

I'll report that to the aliens. I report everything to them...

...like the crime here. They don't tell anyone tho. There's a lot of corruption up there. They even know I'm an assassin, but I don't tell them anything else. They know by now to get used to it

Ambrossa and Thick-Billed Longspur

via Zombie Research Institute

The Holy Lucky Yellow Gold Find of Auztraalia

Squadron Commander Lord Flashheart wrote:Drives an Oshkosh HEMTT (Heavy Expanded Mobility Tactical Truck) out of the C-130 and into the Bar's rear alley...

...a number of operatives sneak in the back, and down to one of the laboratories in the labyrinthine and nigh infinite basement, cellar, and dungeon levels of the Bar.

Eurasian Alliance wrote:Works with The Dᴀяк sʜᴀᴅow ԍᴜv'мıɴт of Animal Farmerica, and The Holy Lucky Yellow Gold Find of Eastazia setting up the 'equipment'...

a low but growing rumble ensues.

Consuela de la Morrela wrote:Taps 3 times on a certain door in the basement to a particular tune that will remain unrecorded...

Bolts, bars, locks, chains, magnetic and pneumatic
seals steadily make the noise of opening...

Consuela de la Morrela wrote:Light glows from the doorway as a fine mist slithers across the floor...

Steps out of the door to the basement carrying three boxes; one of Kangaroo🦘 steaks, another of saltwater Crocodile🐊 meat, and the third brimming with freshly caught shrimp...🦐

I'll, er, just leave these by the door to the kitchen, ey?

Slaps Brocklandia on the butt, smiles, and raises his cork hat to him in salute.

Any chance of a cold beer?

East lodge

Auztraalia wrote:

Steps out of the door to the basement carrying three boxes; one of Kangaroo🦘 steaks, another of saltwater Crocodile🐊 meat, and the third brimming with freshly caught shrimp...🦐

I'll, er, just leave these by the door to the kitchen, ey?

Slaps Brocklandia on the butt, smiles, and raises his cork hat to him in salute.

Any chance of a cold beer?

Run for your life.

Ambrossa



Definitely not east lodge

Ambrossa wrote:

Dear the Bar,
Due to your excessively bad food, horrendously large number of Health and Safety violations, and severe damage done to the fabric of the multiverse, we at the Multiversal Cafe do hereby send this declaration of war to you and yours. You must send a response in the next twenty four seconds or the kitten army waiting in your parking lot will no longer be so hungry.
With love,
The Multiversal Cafe

Not real.
*eats paper*

*steals your drink*

Ambrossa

via New World Union

Ambrossa

Definitely not east lodge wrote:Not real.
*eats paper*

*steals your drink*

Not real, you say?

Definitely not east lodge

Definitely not east lodge

Ambrossa wrote:Not real, you say?

No. This is fake. I know because it's written in crayon and has oil stains to make it looks old. This is obviously forged.

Is this water? Obviously wouldn't be, but you know.
*drinks it all in front of you*

Ambrossa



via Zombie Research Institute

The Holy Lucky Yellow Gold Find of Auztraalia

East lodge wrote:Run for your life.

Ah well, considerin I'm the bloke that butchers and processes all the dead and undead 'test subjects' from the Zombie Research Institute into saleable food products, I dinna think there's much to be scared of that I ain't seen already mate...

So thanks for the advice, but I feel pretty safe.

Plays with his knife.

Animal Farmerica, Zany Zanes, East lodge, Squadron Commander Lord Flashheart, and 3 othersConsuela de la Morrela, Ambrossa, and Definitely not east lodge

Zombie ducks

Brocklandia wrote:Lucky for you, there's Amazon. They can overnight thousands of styles and colors to your doorstep. What's that?--You don't have a doorstep either? Lucky for you, there's Amazon ...

I have a front porch.

Brocklandia wrote:Oh, I've heard of those, but I thought they were called "socks."

Those are your feet and ankles. Buy a pair!

East lodge wrote:You're envious of being a transfem or wearing a skirt?

The skirt.

East lodge, Ambrossa, and Definitely not east lodge

East lodge

Auztraalia wrote:Ah well, considerin I'm the bloke that butchers and processes all the dead and undead 'test subjects' from the Zombie Research Institute into saleable food products, I dinna think there's much to be scared of that I ain't seen already mate...

So thanks for the advice but I feel pretty safe.

Plays with his knife.

*shoots you with ray, turning you into acid*

Ambrossa and Definitely not east lodge



Definitely not east lodge

Zombie ducks wrote:I have a front porch.

Those are your feet and ankles. Buy a pair!

The skirt.

I got a skirt online. Oh sh it whats happening?

Auztraalia wrote:Ah well, considerin I'm the bloke that butchers and processes all the dead and undead 'test subjects' from the Zombie Research Institute into saleable food products, I dinna think there's much to be scared of that I ain't seen already mate...

So thanks for the advice, but I feel pretty safe.

Plays with his knife.

*takes Brocky's knife*

Now I have two

Ambrossa

via Zombie Research Institute

The Holy Lucky Yellow Gold Find of Auztraalia

East lodge wrote:*shoots you with ray, turning you into acid*

Dodges.

You'll have to be quicker than that, mate!



East lodge

Auztraalia wrote:Dodges.

You'll have to be quicker than that, mate!

*tackles you, keeping you pinned to the floor*

I think I'm a little heavy, mate. Good luck getting up
*socks jaw*

Ambrossa

via Zombie Research Institute

Quantum instability

Quantum instability multiply exponentially with each passing attempt at 'godmodding' the situation...

Maddened cat screams increase in volume.

Zany Zanes, East lodge, Consuela de la Morrela, and Ambrossa

East lodge

Quantum instability wrote:Quantum instability multiply exponentially with each passing attempt at 'godmodding' the situation...

Maddened cat screams increase in volume.

How is applying physics godmodding but avoiding the attack not?

Quantum instability, Auztraalia, Consuela de la Morrela, and Ambrossa

via Zombie Research Institute

The Holy Lucky Yellow Gold Find of Auztraalia

East lodge wrote:*tackles you, keeping you pinned to the floor*

I think I'm a little heavy, mate. Good luck getting up
*socks jaw*

Watches with amusement as East lodge tackles a ghost of himself; a mere hallucination from an alternative reality...

East lodge

Auztraalia wrote:Watches with amusement as East lodge tackles a ghost of himself; a mere hallucination from an alternative reality...[/i]

*pauses*
...
*gets up*
...
I - you - I have a soul?

Where'd you actually go?!

Ambrossa

via New World Union

Ambrossa

The horde of kittens outside the Bar have had enough waiting…

East lodge

via Zombie Research Institute

The Holy Lucky Yellow Gold Find of Auztraalia

East lodge wrote:*pauses*
...
*gets up*
...
I - you - I have a soul?

Where'd you actually go?!

Stands by...

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:...a large stockpile of semiconductors...

Remember these?



East lodge

Ambrossa wrote:The horde of kittens outside the Bar have had enough waiting…

That's a lie! Where did Auztraalia go?

Ambrossa

The Zuper Zealous Zoologist of Zany Zanes

East lodge wrote:*shoots you with ray, turning you into acid*

Hey! No shooting the messenger! Nor our very few delivery personnel!

Quantum instability wrote:Quantum instability multiply exponentially with each passing attempt at 'godmodding' the situation...

Maddened cat screams increase in volume.

Aw, my favorite little feline. Sh, don't tell Kitty Hitler!

Pours a bowl of milk that keys in to the stability level the cat is in.

Here you go!

East lodge and Ambrossa

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