Lodged From Messages 1 year 355 days ago The Cʟєᴀɴıɴԍ Sєʀvıcєs of Consuela de la Morrela Sprays, cleans and polishes the RMB.
1 year 355 days ago The Smash Hit Movie Version of Brocklandia 1 year 355 days ago The Cʟєᴀɴıɴԍ Sєʀvıcєs of Consuela de la Morrela
Brocklandia wrote: Hey!--That tickles!Twists her cloth into a rope-like material and whips it out at Brocklandia .
1 year 355 days ago Edited East lodge 1 year 355 days ago The Cthulhu Worshipping Anarchy of Thick-Billed Longspur
Brocklandia wrote: Lucky for you, there's Amazon. They can overnight thousands of styles and colors to your doorstep. What's that?--You don't have a doorstep either? Lucky for you, there's Amazon ...
Click to show... [Slides the Bezos Dollars under the table]
1 year 355 days ago Edited East lodge
Thick-Billed Longspur wrote:Click to show... [Slides the Bezos Dollars under the table]
I'll report that to the aliens. I report everything to them...
...like the crime here. They don't tell anyone tho. There's a lot of corruption up there. They even know I'm an assassin, but I don't tell them anything else. They know by now to get used to it
1 year 355 days ago via Zombie Research Institute
The Holy Lucky Yellow Gold Find of Auztraalia
Steps out of the door to the basement carrying three boxes; one of Kangaroo🦘 steaks, another of saltwater Crocodile🐊 meat, and the third brimming with freshly caught shrimp...🦐
I'll, er, just leave these by the door to the kitchen, ey?
Slaps Brocklandia on the butt, smiles, and raises his cork hat to him in salute.
Any chance of a cold beer?
1 year 355 days ago East lodge
Auztraalia wrote:Steps out of the door to the basement carrying three boxes; one of Kangaroo🦘 steaks, another of saltwater Crocodile🐊 meat, and the third brimming with freshly caught shrimp...🦐
I'll, er, just leave these by the door to the kitchen, ey?
Slaps Brocklandia on the butt, smiles, and raises his cork hat to him in salute.
Any chance of a cold beer?
Run for your life.
1 year 355 days ago Edited Definitely not east lodge
Ambrossa wrote:A message found in the bar's mailbox in a black envolope with crimson ink reading "The Cafe" Dear the Bar, Due to your excessively bad food, horrendously large number of Health and Safety violations, and severe damage done to the fabric of the multiverse, we at the Multiversal Cafe do hereby send this declaration of war to you and yours. You must send a response in the next twenty four seconds or the kitten army waiting in your parking lot will no longer be so hungry. With love,The Multiversal Cafe
Not real. *eats paper*
*steals your drink*
1 year 355 days ago via New World Union
Ambrossa
Definitely not east lodge wrote: Not real. *eats paper* *steals your drink*
Not real, you say?
Definitely not east lodge
1 year 355 days ago Definitely not east lodge
Ambrossa wrote: Not real, you say? No. This is fake. I know because it's written in crayon and has oil stains to make it looks old. This is obviously forged.
Is this water? Obviously wouldn't be, but you know. *drinks it all in front of you*
1 year 355 days ago Edited via Zombie Research Institute
The Holy Lucky Yellow Gold Find of Auztraalia
East lodge wrote: Run for your life.Ah well, considerin I'm the bloke that butchers and processes all the dead and undead 'test subjects' from the Zombie Research Institute into saleable food products, I dinna think there's much to be scared of that I ain't seen already mate...
So thanks for the advice, but I feel pretty safe.
Plays with his knife.
1 year 355 days ago Zombie ducks
Brocklandia wrote: Lucky for you, there's Amazon. They can overnight thousands of styles and colors to your doorstep. What's that?--You don't have a doorstep either? Lucky for you, there's Amazon ...
I have a front porch.
Brocklandia wrote: Oh, I've heard of those, but I thought they were called "socks."
Those are your feet and ankles. Buy a pair!
East lodge wrote: You're envious of being a transfem or wearing a skirt?
The skirt.
East lodge , Ambrossa , and Definitely not east lodge
1 year 355 days ago East lodge
Auztraalia wrote: Ah well, considerin I'm the bloke that butchers and processes all the dead and undead 'test subjects' from the Zombie Research Institute into saleable food products, I dinna think there's much to be scared of that I ain't seen already mate...So thanks for the advice but I feel pretty safe.
Plays with his knife.
*shoots you with ray, turning you into acid*
Ambrossa and Definitely not east lodge
1 year 355 days ago Edited Definitely not east lodge
Zombie ducks wrote: I have a front porch.Those are your feet and ankles. Buy a pair!
The skirt.
I got a skirt online. Oh sh it whats happening?
Auztraalia wrote: Ah well, considerin I'm the bloke that butchers and processes all the dead and undead 'test subjects' from the Zombie Research Institute into saleable food products, I dinna think there's much to be scared of that I ain't seen already mate...So thanks for the advice, but I feel pretty safe.
Plays with his knife.
*takes Brocky's knife*
Now I have two
1 year 355 days ago via Zombie Research Institute
The Holy Lucky Yellow Gold Find of Auztraalia
East lodge wrote:*shoots you with ray, turning you into acid* Dodges.
You'll have to be quicker than that, mate!
1 year 355 days ago Edited East lodge
Auztraalia wrote:Dodges. You'll have to be quicker than that, mate!
*tackles you, keeping you pinned to the floor*
I think I'm a little heavy, mate. Good luck getting up*socks jaw*
1 year 355 days ago via Zombie Research Institute
Quantum instability Quantum instability multiply exponentially with each passing attempt at 'godmodding' the situation...
Maddened cat screams increase in volume.
1 year 355 days ago East lodge
Quantum instability wrote:Quantum instability multiply exponentially with each passing attempt at 'godmodding' the situation...Maddened cat screams increase in volume.
How is applying physics godmodding but avoiding the attack not?
1 year 355 days ago via Zombie Research Institute
The Holy Lucky Yellow Gold Find of Auztraalia
East lodge wrote:*tackles you, keeping you pinned to the floor* I think I'm a little heavy, mate. Good luck getting up*socks jaw*
Watches with amusement as East lodge tackles a ghost of himself; a mere hallucination from an alternative reality...
1 year 355 days ago East lodge
Auztraalia wrote:Watches with amusement as East lodge tackles a ghost of himself; a mere hallucination from an alternative reality... [/i]*pauses* ...*gets up* ... I - you - I have a soul?
Where'd you actually go?!
1 year 355 days ago via New World Union
Ambrossa The horde of kittens outside the Bar have had enough waiting…
1 year 355 days ago via Zombie Research Institute
The Holy Lucky Yellow Gold Find of Auztraalia
East lodge wrote:*pauses* ...*gets up* ... I - you - I have a soul?Where'd you actually go?!
Stands by...
The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote: ...a large stockpile of semiconductors...
Remember these?
1 year 355 days ago Edited East lodge
Ambrossa wrote:The horde of kittens outside the Bar have had enough waiting… That's a lie! Where did Auztraalia go?
1 year 355 days ago The Zuper Zealous Zoologist of Zany Zanes
East lodge wrote:*shoots you with ray, turning you into acid* Hey! No shooting the messenger! Nor our very few delivery personnel!
Quantum instability wrote:Quantum instability multiply exponentially with each passing attempt at 'godmodding' the situation...Maddened cat screams increase in volume.
Aw, my favorite little feline. Sh, don't tell Kitty Hitler!
Pours a bowl of milk that keys in to the stability level the cat is in.
Here you go!