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The Smash Hit Movie Version of Brocklandia | I'm ignoring the mess. Either Consuela de la Morrela will take care of it, or it'll melt and run out the door. Gosh, maybe I should crank up the thermostat into the mid-three digits ... Does anyone know the combustion point of beer? | |
The Vermin Guild of Ratfink | *wheels in a cart with a few jugs of brightly-colored syrup for snow cones* Alright, we have all three primary flavors: red, yellow, and blue. Come and get it while it's cold. | |
Casomehano | Yay! We have embassies now! | |
The Smash Hit Movie Version of Brocklandia | So what happens when we mix all three syrups, other than getting this sludge-brown color?--Do they tear turn the space-time continuum in confetti, or teleport us to an alternate dimension where dinosaurs invented space travel, or something amusing like that? | |
The Impending Doom of Zombie Penguins | The weekend poetry contest has begun. Zombie Dog will be judging poems about resolutions. | |
Casomehano | Happy New Year! Brocklandia, Zombie Penguins, Zany Zanes, Happy new year, and 1 otherThe Grimm Reaper | |
The Cʟєᴀɴıɴԍ Sєʀvıcєs of Consuela de la Morrela | Shovels the snow out of the door, and clears the pathway outside, then returns to sweep and mop the floor with pine-scented disinfectant, before getting the floor buffer out of the maintenance cupboard and lightly applying some good old-fashioned wax... In other words; sprays, cleans, and polishes the RMB. | |
via Christmas | The Spirit of Jolly Old St Nicholas | Snaps fingers. A small mountain of coal appears in the basement of the Bar. |
The Gunpowder Plot of Guido-Fawkes | Rolls a few large barrels into the cellar. | |
The Holy Lucky Yellow Gold Find of Canarda | Delivers a truckload of timber logs to the back alley. | |
The Shadow of The Grimm Reaper | Rolls a cigarette. | |
The Flying Visit of Squadron Commander Lord Flashheart | Slides through, flicks his gas lighter, and lights your cigarette. | |
The Cʟєᴀɴıɴԍ Sєʀvıcєs of Consuela de la Morrela | Slips you an ashtray, before putting a couple logs on the fire, and sitting by it... Starts knitting.🪡🧶 | |
The Smash Hit Movie Version of Brocklandia | One of the perks of being on Santa's "Naughty" list? Free winter heating fuel! Oh, sure, it's not eco-friendly, but it's free. From the size of the pile that Santa just dumped in our basement, we've been very naughty indeed. Keep up the good work, everyone! And at least Santa left his dump in the basement this year. Last time, he used the restroom, and we're still pumping pieces of coal out of the plumbing. | |
Annihilators of chan island | Pirate drinks up his grog. Ah, well, you know what they say. New year, new me. BAR MAN! ANOTHER DRINK PLEASE! | |
The Smash Hit Movie Version of Brocklandia | Here you go, new you--the same old drink, on the same old bar tab. Annihilators of chan island and Zombie Penguins | |
The Cʟєᴀɴıɴԍ Sєʀvıcєs of Consuela de la Morrela | Why worry about the environment when you have access to so many different environments? Didn't we once have a blackhole to dump our waste into? On the subject of naughtiness, we better add more episodes to our Cthulhu & Consuela 触手強姦 'shokushu goukan' OnlyFans page... Heads off to the Magic Restroom in the Bar on the Corner. | |
Casomehano | *sweeps, mops and dusts the roof* | |
The Cʟєᴀɴıɴԍ Sєʀvıcєs of Consuela de la Morrela | Chu need more Lemon Pledge? | |
Casomehano | I’m using soapy water mixed with vinegar. | |
The Smash Hit Movie Version of Brocklandia | Of course! They're called "customers." While I'm still jealous that you beat me to that idea, I'd like to remind you that your licensing royalty payments to the Bar are now overdue. By they way, is there a sub-genre where Cthulhu is the one who gets abused by tentacles? Someone who definitely wasn't me inquired about that this morning. | |
The Smash Hit Movie Version of Brocklandia | That sounds like tomorrow's soup special. *Sniff!* Just like Mom used to make! | |
Casomehano | I like the taste of some soaps, but not vinegar. | |
The Smash Hit Movie Version of Brocklandia | Duly noted. *Removed the side of pickles from your soap-and-vinegar soup platter* | |
Casomehano | I also hate pickles. |