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The United Kingdom of Western Weassey

East Lodge wrote:Oh so it's just the discord? Can you send the link please? I'm on the mobile website rn

oh hi, I'm the Zorch guy they talked about!

The Writing Aid of East Lodge

Western Weassey wrote:oh hi, I'm the Zorch guy they talked about!

Hey! I got some school to do. I'm gonna scrape my eyes out if I don't get food tho.

I'm gonna go. I'll see you later! It's been nice meeting you!

The For Regional Purposes Now of Forhillia

East Lodge wrote:Hey! I got some school to do. I'm gonna scrape my eyes out if I don't get food tho.

I'm gonna go. I'll see you later! It's been nice meeting you!

We donít have any food. Sorry!

The Writing Aid of East Lodge

I feel somewhat fulfilled after ending the rp. Like I feel I'm done. It was fun, but I'm glad it's over.

The For Regional Purposes Now of Forhillia

East Lodge wrote:I feel somewhat fulfilled after ending the rp. Like I feel I'm done. It was fun, but I'm glad it's over.

We need to just start the RP on the DiscordÖ Any good ideas?



The Writing Aid of East Lodge

Forhillia wrote:We need to just start the RP on the DiscordÖ Any good ideas?

I was talking about the whole robot assassin stuff.

Idk should I be a robot again? I kind of want to be a deer this time

Or a bipedal sheep. Don't hate me for that. They're adorable.

The For Regional Purposes Now of Forhillia

East Lodge wrote:I was talking about the whole robot assassin stuff.

Idk should I be a robot again? I kind of want to be a deer this time

Or a bipedal sheep. Don't hate me for that. They're adorable.

I can design a roleplay setting.

The Federal Republic of Macedale

Hee mutopol Welcome! :)

The Writing Aid of East Lodge

In short, East Lodge is dead.

East Lodge wrote:
*runs into the bar, knocking down tables*

"Get out if you don't want to go to prison!

*grabs coat and books it out of the bar*

*two women in suits run after me, calling for backup*

*sprints down the street, trying to find a place to hide*

"This is how i-

*stops running, and walks to them*

"I'll show you the hideout. I won't hurt you."

*they handcuff me, and we go to an alley, to a door. I hand them a key. We go inside, and the raid begins*

*the backupe arrives, surrounding this street and every street and alley around it*

*people start raiding the bar, but Cthulu and the Spaghetti Monster start attacking*

East Lodge wrote:
*is taken to a car*

*the car goes to a far away facility. we go through a county road, all the way to another city far away*

*they check in to see if they need to do anything. they don't*

*the car stops after a few hours of driving, and we enter the building. the room is a standard room with a table for interrogation, with maybe a double sided mirror*

*they leave me there, locking the door, leaving me cuffed to the table*

"Maybe this won't go as bad as I thought it would. I'm definitely going to be destroyed. They don't deal with prison time for machines. It won't be as bad for me, as it will for the people forcing me to do their dirty crimes... I'm not playing dumb when they come in."

*they come in, both confused. they realize they might have to do this differently...*

*"what do we do with a robot?" They whisper to each other*

*it's like a person... with no emotions...*

Them: "We know you know. We want to know more.

Them:"First, we don't know why we didn't already, but give us all the weapons."

Two issues? Honey, I got more than 2. I got way more than 5. I got 99.

East Lodge wrote:
*they take the acid rays, and dirty muddy knives. They sketchily notice my hair is covered in a strange substance*

"It'll be pretty hard to get out of this one. These weapons are covered in all sorts of guilty materials. Your hair and clothes are filthy. You've clearly been places, and you smell like drugs and decay. What's your name?"

...
"Don't touch the ray. You'll get hurt."

"Is that supposed to be a threat?"

"No. It will turn you into acid if it accidently goes off."

"Alright. I suppose that's good to know. But what's your name?"

"People call me East Lodge."

"East Lodge, tell me why we found you near the mayor's office, pointing this ray at xie's head?"

"They gave me the job. I couldn't say no. I had to go, and I had to do it. There are people forcing me to do this."

*they look at me, as if they're scanning for more weapons*
"Did you give me everything in your pockets?"

"I gave you all my weapons."

"Are you sentient? Are you aware that you did these crimes?"

"...yes.

"Very well. Tell me, East Lodge, a little more about these people forcing you to do these crimes."

*they reveal photos of me, mysterious people, and victims*

*they individually point to the people*
"Who is this?"

East Lodge wrote:
*after a few hours, or days, (can't remember) of interrogation someone comes in, ready to do something about me*

"Come with us."

*with a sigh, and a frown, I watch them uncuff me, and then cuff me again*

*we go to a room, where they start unstrapping belts on a table*

*they put me on it, strapping me in*

"Can I say something?"

*they nod, trying to figure out what to do*

"What separates my job from yours?"

"Crime doesn't pay. Criminal investigation does pay."

"Am I going to be dead forever?"

"You don't seem to understand death."

*they find the button, and press it*

Please don-
...
...
...
*it all fades away, and my earned sentience meant nothing. They take my body, and probably ship it to some lab, or area 51. They surely didn't throw it in a dumpster. Most likely, I got crushed*

-The End-

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What do you think of this? Does it tell a story well?

Durian fruits

Hey look! Another puppet!

Durian fruits

It's hard to find a region to have fun in. I was in tsp and they gave me hol- triggers



The Writing Aid of East Lodge

I don't want to talk about it. I can't even write the word. I told someone online and I could only

Ho
Lo
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Au
S
T

*screams*



The Writing Aid of East Lodge

Did I type this? I did. Repression...



Durian fruits

Gonna go found a region for the bar

Specifically for por-

Will propose embassy

The For Regional Purposes Now of Forhillia

Durian fruits wrote:It's hard to find a region to have fun in. I was in tsp and they gave me hol- triggers

Durian fruits, please try not to spam. Your posts may be suppressed in the near future. Continue spamming, you may get a ban. I do try to make it fun here, so you can come back if needed. :)

The Writing Aid of East Lodge

Forhillia wrote:Durian fruits, please try not to spam. Your posts may be suppressed in the near future. Continue spamming, you may get a ban. I do try to make it fun here, so you can come back if needed. :)

Can I ask how this is spam?



The Chaotic Neutral Republic of Enbia

hello, friends. i'm really sorry for cte-ing. i would like to explain my absence: as well as enbia, i have other nations on ns. when i cte-ed, i didn't feel like using ns anymore because it felt like a chore, and i just wasn't enjoying it anymore. however, i'm back, and i'm ready to get back into working on this region. i must re-iterate, i'm really sorry for leaving ns without explaining anything, i've been feeling really guilty about it.

The For Regional Purposes Now of Forhillia

Enbia wrote:hello, friends. i'm really sorry for cte-ing. i would like to explain my absence: as well as enbia, i have other nations on ns. when i cte-ed, i didn't feel like using ns anymore because it felt like a chore, and i just wasn't enjoying it anymore. however, i'm back, and i'm ready to get back into working on this region. i must re-iterate, i'm really sorry for leaving ns without explaining anything, i've been feeling really guilty about it.

Yay!!! Welcome back! I missed you!

The Chaotic Neutral Republic of Enbia

Forhillia wrote:Yay!!! Welcome back! I missed you!

you too :]
i'm sorry for leaving

The For Regional Purposes Now of Forhillia

Enbia wrote:you too :]
i'm sorry for leaving

Itís fine. I havenít seen you since January! I responded to your post from a long time ago.

The Chaotic Neutral Republic of Enbia

Forhillia wrote:Itís fine. I havenít seen you since January! I responded to your post from a long time ago.

great! anyway, it's great to be back here! this region is so much bigger since i was last here! i really like the discord server.

The Chaotic Neutral Republic of Enbia

btw, i have another nation called Nieuw Drenthe with a region called Southern Hemisphere

The For Regional Purposes Now of Forhillia

Enbia wrote:btw, i have another nation called Nieuw Drenthe with a region called Southern Hemisphere

Mm.

The Pacifist Imperial Republic of Vyladylande

Hello guys! I am here. I exist...

The Pacifist Imperial Republic of Vyladylande

Now that I think of it I cannot be here. I must return to my home region again. For RP lol. Just wanted to say hi. Byeeeeeeeee.

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