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This Post has been issued by the Nitranan ministry of Whispers. - Numquam amet te numquam amet dimittam te! Furries. Some are nice, some are bad. Some make dem funni stuff at the kitchen table. But how can you identify the bad and good ones? The bad ones The bad ones usually don’t posses a parental figure(if yes, the are usually about to go for the milk). One can become a “bad one” by a)The Lack of any Parental Figures or the “Bothwentfordamilk syndrome.” Or b) the death of both parental figures. If a person is to lack both parental figures for more than 1 to 2 weeks, and hasn’t gotten any adoptive or other parental figures, there is a 12.6 % chance that a person will start to show signs of transfurmation to a “bad one.” The patient will start to show severe symptoms of: - Dementia - Fever - Abnormal growth of facial hair (all over the patients body) Such symptoms are the beginning of the transfurmation(the beginning of the patient transforming into a animal-like humanoid), and can be cured quite easily. The patient must be locked in a containment cell, and a person from the patient’s family - a grownup or a teenager which does posses Parental Figures must be called. The Grownup or a Teenager must then say the phrase:”Don’t worry, [MOTHERNAME] and [FATHERNAME] will eventually come. For the time being, you’re gonna stay with us, ok? Just stop this nonsense.” If said treatment is not given within 1 week from the start of phase 1, the phase 2 will start. Phase 2 is incurable. If patient reaches stage 2, termination is to be considered. Symptoms of stage 2 are: - Severe Dementia - patient will start to not use the letters R and L and replace them with W. For example:”I want to wawk to the malw, to buy a toy wobot.” - Complete transformation of patients body - the facial hair will grow abnormally faster than normal, and will cover the patient completely like a fur. The facial hair will also start to possibly change color to not normal colors ( ex. Pink, red, green) - The patient will start to grow a furry tentacle between his legs that resembles a tail. The tentacle is not completely covered, and resembles a rat tail without fur. Phase 2 ends within 5 days. Phase three will start the next day after phase 2 has finished. In Phase 3, the patient is completely transfurred and will be transformed to three different classes. Phase 3 symptoms are: - The letters R and L are completely replaced with W. Example: “I wiww go to the cinema and buy tickets fow Mowbius.” - the patient will emit three varying sounds after each sentence: “UwU” “OwO” or “Nyaaa.” - the tentacle that grew in phase 2 will completely cover itself with fur. - stripes of colors will start to appear within the fur. - The patient will loose any sanity left and will be completely transfurred. - The patients mouth will lengthen itself, resembling a mammal animal one. - The patients teeth will start to resemble mammal animal teeth. - The patient will start to emit a goo (of the color of his primary color). If a healthy person steps into such goo, he will be “infected” start to be transfurred by the goo as it’s slowly covers them. The people that are infected by the goo method can be easily cured. They need to touch grass, then shower. Other symptoms vary from the 3 different classes. Not every “bad one” will get a class. The non transformed ones(about 90% of all) are identified as “walkers” and are used to spread the “bad ones.” The 3 discovered classes are: A) Brutes: the ones that transform into brutes are usually dog-like or horse-like. additional symptoms: - Heavily increased muscle mass and sturdiness - Heavily decreased intelligence. B) Stalkers: Stalkers usually resemble cats or foxes. Stalkers attack stealthily, as they are not sturdy as much as the brutes. additional symptoms: - increased stealth - decreased sturdiness - deceased strength C) Fliers: This class will grow a pair of small wings, allowing it limited flying. There are none additional symptoms except for this one.
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The Good/Normal Ones These are just ordinary people who like to have costumes of animals on conventions. They just take it as a hobby. What? You say that’s bad? What’s bad with that?! You monster!