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Israel-syria

BREAKING NEWS:About 100 citizens have been killed by a terrorist group known as the U.I.B(United Islamic Brotherhood).The Israel-Syria Public Relations building has
been captured,and 6 Aridyian,17 Saint Telosian,36 Israel-Syrian officials have been taken captive.The leader of U.I.B,Saddam Bin Dada,has said that unless Israel-Syria withdraws from the conflict,he will kill the officials.The U.I.B is using arms made in several surviving -shudder- NAZI nations,so they are probably funded by several of them.They are also probably funded by the enemies of Saint Telos.The President has urged the nations of Middle East (not Saint Telos,he's in too much trouble.)to send soldiers to help catch the terrorists.In other news,the president has written this note to Aridiya,Qatarab,and other nations,"The Middle East is never going to be perfect.That does not mean that we should not help our fellow nations.Please help Israel-Syria fund money for rebuilding Saint Telos,starting by providing building materials,workers,and money to rebuild Talban.".And to Saint Telos,"Israel-Syria will always be your ally,and for your president,you are always welcome to stay here,in our safe nation.".

Aghaba

It was announced today that one battalion of Aghaban Air Corp Airborne Infantry are being deployed to Saint Telos in order to monitor and supervise the evacuation of Aghaban nationals and to protect all major government buildings until the situation has been stabilized. One Support Wing of about 100 aircraft will also aid in this operation. General Alexander Assaf, commander of the Airborne Special Warfare Command, has made clear that any hostile actions towards Aghaban troops by forces loyal to the newly formed Republic of Saint Telos will result in an escalated military presence and swift retaliation.

Saint telos

BREAKING NEWS: Evidence has segested the bombing of Talban, was an act of terroism. One half of the cities population were of Israel-Syrian descent, but converted to Islam or Christianity in the late 16th century. If these attacks occur - Israel-Syria might be next.

Aridiya

Additional Peacekeepers Deploy. The Second and Third Aridiyan Parachute battalions have dropped in to the coastal town of Port Mehmet in Saint Telos. An amphibious task force has departed the port of Corcyra for Saint Telos. The Seventh Armored Cavalry Bridage is rumored to be embarked. Aridiyan Mirage fighters are establishing a 'No Fly' zone over Port Mehmet. In a stunning development, over sixty jeeps of the Federal Border Patrol have simply driven to the 800 peacekeepers of the First Parachtue battalion in eastern Saint Telos. Deploying in small groups of two to four jeeps, using commercial credit cards to buy fuel, the 150 plus Border Patrolmen have supplimented the 'lost battalion' with over 30 jeep mounted, TOW anti-tank missile launchers. Unidentified cargo aircraft(possibly C-17s) have dropped several 120mm mortars, ammunition, food and supplies to the cut-off troops.

Israel-syria

In several Israel-Syrian cities,a A.S.D.A.D.M.s(Air Strike Detect And Destroy Machine)have been installed,in retaliation for several attacks.The I.S.P.A.(Israeli-Syrian Protection Agency) has found that the region of Nazi Germany has co-operated with the terrorists.The leader of U.I.B,Saddam Bin Dada,has threatened Saint Telos with increased force and -gulp- NUCLEAR WEAPONS.He Threatened Aridiya by saying "ونحن سوف الجنيه عظامك لغبار بعد حرق مدنكم مثير للشفقة.".This has been decoded,and he said "We will pound your bones to dust after burning your pathetic cities.".The new Israeli-Syrian President has asked for Aridiya to allow Israel-Syria to send several spies to learn more about the terrorists.Please respond.

Bukhziristan

Why am I the only one not affected by this chaos.

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Aridiya

The official response to any nuclear threat is: We have nuclear assets also. BRING IT ON. Negotiate now, or forever hold you peace. Aridiyan armed forces have moved to DEFCON One.

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Israel-syria

BREAKING NEW:Only 16 days after being elected,the new Israeli-Syrian president,Moses Itzaak Shma,has been assassinated by U.I.B members.The assassination was planned by Saddam Bin Dada,who is now the 1st most wanted in Israel-Syria.He released another message saying that there are at least 10000 U.I.B members in Aridiya alone.This is the description of Saddam Bin Dada:185 pounds,black hair and mustache,brown eyes,and is 6 feet 4 inches.In other news,I.S.P.A has discovered that the main cooperator with U.I.B is Gaddafi Libya.They have given at least one billion dollars to U.I.B,and they have even fought along side U.I.B in a recent fight.Meanwhile,in Saint Telos,the Israeli-Syrian Soldiers have liberated at least 11 cities.The new president,Joshua Weinstein,has announced that in order to keep peace,a new military unit will be produced,called the I.S.P.F(Israeli-Syrian Peacekeeping Force).Nuclear studies will have much more government funding,in order to get cheaper energy.

Aghaba

Update: SU-35s belonging to the Aghaban Air Corps have been seen flying random patrols within Saint Telosian air space - After a quick and efficient evacuation of Aghaban nationals from Saint Telos, elements of the 5th Airborne Infantry Battalion are being redeployed to assist Ardiyan Paratroopers in the East of the country - Aghaban head of state, Marshall Baba issued this statement: "Aghaba will not sit on the sidelines while threats from petty militant organizations and cowardly terrorist attacks target our allies. It is our duty as a nation to stand by our regional partners in the face of such provocative actions. Make no mistake, if the the United Islamic Brotherhood does not lay down it's arms and cease this outrage, it will be our nation's armed forces' pleasure to ensure every last member of the U.I.B. meets a swift end. It is also our wish to see an end to hostilities in Saint Telos, and for Hamida Osmanovitch to assume full responsibility for the actions of his regime. Aghaban military personnel will remain in Saint Telos until the current situation has been put under control." - Security measures across Aghaba are being greatly stepped up in an effort to prevent any possible attacks from the U.I.B.

Saint telos

Bulhhziristan Nationals have been held hostage near Molograd. 76 adults and 33 children have been held hostage in the Bukhzirstan Embassy since the start of the war

Saint telos

As the new president of Saint Telos, Port Mehmet will be bombed! The towns and cities and villages near by will be butchers

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Israel-syria

Dear leaders of Saint Telos(in Aridiya),Aridiya,and Aghaba March 29,2011
I would like to invite you all to a feast of honor,and to discuss the current situation in the Middle East.Specifically I would like to speak to the president of Saint Telos,currently in Aridiya,to discuss the so-called Talban Purchase.Israel-Syria would be delighted to buy the Talban peninsula,and because it would free you of the terrorists living in that land.We will buy the land for 10 billion shekels(5.5 billion Laris).Also,we will begin building nuclear assets today.It has been discovered that Saddam Bin Dada is either living in the Numarah Desert(southern Israel-Syria),Saint Telos,Or in Gaddafi Libya.The U.I.B has recently hijacked a plane,landed in Gaddafi Libya,and threatened the passengers.There are 12 Aridiyans,36 Saint Telosians,5 Aghabians,and 58 Israel-Syrians.The feast will take place on March 29,and all religious needs will be taken care of.The feast will be in the Numarah Synagogue(Most people in Israel-Syria are Jews,and so is the president,but there are Islamic and Christian parts of the building,it's just that everybody calls it a synagogue.)Please contact me about the feast and such.

Sincerely,The new president of Israel-Syria,Joshua Weinstein

Saint telos

Presidant Hamida Osmanovitch of the newly formed Republic of Saint Telos, has stated - "We will never give into these scheming Iraeli-Syrians! Those sub-humane's filthied our land with their kind. I am personally resposncible of the Talban Bombing, and I am happy about it! If those dirty ******* intervine again - we will deploy military personals into nearby settlements near the mountanious border."

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Saint telos

BREAKING NEWS: the Ya-Telos settlement near the Israeli-Syria border, is completly destroyed! The streets and houses are now pieces of rubble and shrpnal. The citizens were skinned or scalped in the town square. Children and elderly people littered every street bloody or skinned or scalped whilst the men and women are located in the town square. The death toll is 109.

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Aridiya

Port Mehmet Reinforced. Marine Commando companies have landed in Port Mehmet. The Marines claim that they are making Mehmet safe for the Army paratroopers and the local population of six million. Construction Engineers from the first Peacekeeping force have arrived and are contructing defenses and expanding the capacity of the local airport. Aridiyan Navy Harrier jump jets have been observed operating in the area. Arrival of the Aridiyan amphibious task force is expected, soon. Port Mehmet is a 'No Fly' zone for any Saint Telos aircraft.

Israel-syria

The Articles of Disposal
The Republic Of Saint Telos,formerly a peaceful nation,has become a violent segregationist hell.Several nations have stood up against their threats.This regime has took mindless action against it's own people.Hamida Osmanovitch has killed thousands of innocent men,women and children.Recently,it has been discovered that Mr. Osmanovitch has been supporting the U.I.B.This Article demands Hamida Osmanovitch step down,and will not be harmed or sentenced.Also,his endorsers should withdraw their endorsements.The nations of this region shall completely ignore Saint Telos.Please contact me about this list,if I should edit it.

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Bukhziristan

Great, look's like I'm in this mess, I'll tell the parliament about this. Until then no further word.

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