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via The East Pacific

Renea wrote:

Scandal..?

It's been a slow newsweek. In response to such lack of worthwhile events, we have sent Aya to investigate the local fish population, but before we get back to you on those riveting statistics, our scoop-starved esteemed journalists wire-tapped happened to eavesdropp on some mildly interesting government matters: it appears that sitting president Ayatsuki Suzukami is allegedly pregnant, having had an affair with President Alexander of Snow And Ice Caps during the previous diplomatic visit.

"If the allegations are to be believed, this reflects serious irresponsibility from the part of our president."
-Vice-President Tama, addressing the Assembly this morning.

"It's really quite unimportant. I don't see why my oh-so-competent vice president is concerned over it, like, we've had polygamy in this country since as long as I remember. What's another husband? Don't you literally have three of those?"
-President Ayatsuki, objecting.

The Diet has moved along this morning, as Tama's complaints have largely done little to stir debate or controversy. Renean social media has, as usual, produced some memes over the matter, but it seems to have passed by the public too. Although some have brought up the fact that the current president marrying and having a child with the president of another country may produce some issues, it seems that, at least for now, few care all that much.

Moving on, a special report on the fish.

"There's no fish."
-Aya Shameimaru, acting fish reporter.

Join us after the break for our rerun marathon of Harkonnen Crab.

If you have more husbands does that led to faster population growth?

Snow And Ice Caps and Ponchomagnifico

The Something of Calption

Good night

Treadwellia, Domais, and Edoardienne

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The Federation of Hiarlia

Imkiville wrote:

💚 Mmph Lazarus!

Mmph Mmph!

Treadwellia, Imkiville, Snestar, Edoardienne, and 1 otherLion Cub Judea

Hiarlia wrote:

Mmph Mmph!

Mmph MMPH mmmmmmph.

Imkiville, Snestar, and Lion Cub Judea

The Democratic Republic of Snestar

Football in Snestar ⚽

by The Democratic Republic of Snestar

CLICK HERE TO ACCESS DIVISION ALPHA'S TABLE
CLICK HERE TO ACCESS THE SNESTARYAN CUP

1. Snestaryan Cup

DIVISION ALPHA: OVERVIEW

TEAM	NAME	‎‎TEAM COLORS‎	DESCRIPTION
	Ardalya (Ardalya Veralica Calcio)	Light Blue, White	Coming from one of the biggest and most modern cities in Snestar, Ardalya Veralica Calcio is a team one the more decorated side, having won 7 Division Alpha titles, 3 Snestaryan Cups and 4 Snestaryan Supercups. Due to the city’s position, they have a rivalry with Fraliso, known as the Derby dell’Esmeralda, with fans often joking that the match determines control over Lazuli Lake, located right in the middle of the two cities.
	Arentas (Associazione Sportiva Elena Martina Arentas)	Red, White	A fairly unremarkable team from a fairly unknown city in Snestar, Arentas is named after Elena Martina Arentas, founder of the club and the first to bring it to the top of Division Alpha in 1949 as the coach (the first and only female coach to win the title with a men’s club). Ever since, the club has become a ghost in the top division, constantly swinging between Division Alpha and Division Beta, though they still remain a strong contender in the Women's Division Alpha, winning the most titles out of any other club.
	Bellamora (Associazione Reale Calcio Bellamora)	Green, Purple	Bellamora comes from a city known in Snestar for its pristine quality wines.
	Briganzo (Associazione Sportiva Briganzo)	Red, Gold	One of the smallest teams to ever compete in Division Alpha, against all odds Briganzo had managed to conquer promotion to the top division for the first time in their history, with a last minute win in the play-off finals against Rosavina. Will the Robins have what it takes to fight against Snestar's big clubs?
	Carvella (Carvella Football Club)	Red, Blue
	Claminya (Claminya Football Club)	Light Blue, White
	Dandelicha Continental (Dandelicha Continental Football Club)
	Dandelicha United (Dandelicha United Football Club)	Yellow, Blue
	Edervina (Edervina Calcio)	Green
	Fraliso (Fraliso Athletic Club)	White, Blue
	Grenna (Club Grenna 1883)	White, Green
	Gridorya (Gridorya 1898)	Maroon
	Isla Rubia (Isla Rubia Football Club)	Black, Orange
	Lavenya (Lavenya Football Club 1904)	Blue, Red
	Lipresburgo (Unione Sportiva Lipresburgo)	Blue, Gold, White
	Rivya (Unione Polisportiva Rivya)	Black, Blue
	Rofflavya (Associazione Calcio Rofflavya)	Black, White
	Salindese (Società Sportiva Salindese)	Yellow, Purple
	Terselva (Football Association Tervisya-Selva)	Blue, Black
	Venistalya (Venistalya Football Club)	Cream	Venistalya’s FC finds its roots in the culture of the bustling coastal city of the same name. The team itself was founded by workers of the then-unknown Pasticceria Dolceveni, now one of the most popular bakeries in Snestar famous for its delicious eggnog ice cream, giving the team its distinctive cream color. The bakery usually gives discounts for every win of Venistalya FC, and has always been its official sponsor.
	_____________________________________________________________________________________________	_____________________________________________________________________________________________	(ignore the underscores, they are here to fix the length of the table)

Past Seasons

M = Matches Played
W = Wins
D = Draws
L = Losses
GF = Goals For
GA = Goals Against
GD = Goals Difference
Green = Champions League
Cyan = Lazarene League
Purple = Conference League
Red = Relegation to 2nd Division
Table (Matchday X)
Pos.
Icon
Team
Points

M
W
D
L
GF
GA
GD

1
Dandelicha Continental
83

38
25
8
5
68
31
37

2
Edervina
78

38
23
9
6
75
43
32

3
Ardalya
75

38
22
9
7
80
45
35

4
Rofflavya
73

38
22
7
9
69
45
24

5
Fraliso
68

38
20
8
10
70
51
19

6
Lavenya
67

38
17
16
5
50
38
12

7
Venistalya
64

38
18
10
10
62
49
13

8
Gridorya
55

38
15
10
13
58
49
9

9
Terselva
54

38
14
12
12
48
40
8

10
Dandelicha United
51

38
13
12
13
54
48
6

11
Rivya
50

38
10
20
8
37
40
-3

12
Carvella
50

38
14
8
16
40
41
-1

13
Grenna
44

38
11
11
16
41
50
-9

14
Isla Rubia
42

38
9
15
14
55
66
-11

15
Lipresburgo
41

38
11
8
19
43
58
-15

16
Salindese
35

38
10
5
23
30
46
-16

17
Bellamora
34

38
7
13
18
43
65
-22

18
Astrelya
30

38
8
6
24
47
75
-28

19
Solvé
25

38
6
7
25
40
79
-39

20
Flemera
23

38
7
2
29
31
82
-51

Snestaryan Cup

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(Sorry I forgot I had to make this post lmao. Also, you can now see the final table for the last season, at the end of the Factbook!)

MATCHDAY 16 RESULTS

“This is an incredibly surprising series of matches, with huge movement both at the top and at the bottom of the table! Three title runners slipped and came to a game-changing stop! Lavenya’s draw against Venistalya, Continental’s loss against Carvella and Ardalya’s loss against Rivya let Rofflavya take 2nd place, even though Edervina keeps a safe distance after demolishing Isla Rubia 6 - 0.

The other end of Division Alpha also had lots of surprises, as the 18th place is still heavily contested. Right now, Lipresburgo is sitting there, at one point from Isla Rubia, Bellamora and Arentas, the latter finally having some room to breathe for a second. However, the other two spots in the relegation zone are still occupied by Briganzo and Salindese (despite the latter being able to conquer a point from Terselva). The mid-table also sees a few changes, Grenna and Rivya now occupying 9th and 10th place respectively instead of Venistalya and Claminya.”

Grenna 1 - 0 Lipresburgo
Claminya 2 - 2 Gridorya
Salindese 0 - 0 Terselva
Bellamora 2 - 2 Arentas
Rivya 3 - 1 Ardalya
Dandelicha Continental 1 - 2 Carvella
Lavenya 3 - 3 Venistalya
Edervina 6 - 0 Isla Rubia
Briganzo 0 - 5 Rofflavya
Fraliso 1 - 1 Dandelicha United

The Menagerial Reserve of Lion Cub Judea

Shane Harper wrote:

Is Lazaurus in the ghost world?

No. Our lion cubs are no ghosts. They just roam freely in the deserts of Judea and eat small rodents. Ocassionally they roar "MMPH!" I hope this doesn't bother you.

Edoardienne

41 days ago

Edited

The Typo Creater of Olympys empire

Snestar wrote:

Football in Snestar ⚽

by The Democratic Republic of Snestar

CLICK HERE TO ACCESS DIVISION ALPHA'S TABLE
CLICK HERE TO ACCESS THE SNESTARYAN CUP

1. Snestaryan Cup

DIVISION ALPHA: OVERVIEW

TEAM	NAME	‎‎TEAM COLORS‎	DESCRIPTION
	Ardalya (Ardalya Veralica Calcio)	Light Blue, White	Coming from one of the biggest and most modern cities in Snestar, Ardalya Veralica Calcio is a team one the more decorated side, having won 7 Division Alpha titles, 3 Snestaryan Cups and 4 Snestaryan Supercups. Due to the city’s position, they have a rivalry with Fraliso, known as the Derby dell’Esmeralda, with fans often joking that the match determines control over Lazuli Lake, located right in the middle of the two cities.
	Arentas (Associazione Sportiva Elena Martina Arentas)	Red, White	A fairly unremarkable team from a fairly unknown city in Snestar, Arentas is named after Elena Martina Arentas, founder of the club and the first to bring it to the top of Division Alpha in 1949 as the coach (the first and only female coach to win the title with a men’s club). Ever since, the club has become a ghost in the top division, constantly swinging between Division Alpha and Division Beta, though they still remain a strong contender in the Women's Division Alpha, winning the most titles out of any other club.
	Bellamora (Associazione Reale Calcio Bellamora)	Green, Purple	Bellamora comes from a city known in Snestar for its pristine quality wines.
	Briganzo (Associazione Sportiva Briganzo)	Red, Gold	One of the smallest teams to ever compete in Division Alpha, against all odds Briganzo had managed to conquer promotion to the top division for the first time in their history, with a last minute win in the play-off finals against Rosavina. Will the Robins have what it takes to fight against Snestar's big clubs?
	Carvella (Carvella Football Club)	Red, Blue
	Claminya (Claminya Football Club)	Light Blue, White
	Dandelicha Continental (Dandelicha Continental Football Club)
	Dandelicha United (Dandelicha United Football Club)	Yellow, Blue
	Edervina (Edervina Calcio)	Green
	Fraliso (Fraliso Athletic Club)	White, Blue
	Grenna (Club Grenna 1883)	White, Green
	Gridorya (Gridorya 1898)	Maroon
	Isla Rubia (Isla Rubia Football Club)	Black, Orange
	Lavenya (Lavenya Football Club 1904)	Blue, Red
	Lipresburgo (Unione Sportiva Lipresburgo)	Blue, Gold, White
	Rivya (Unione Polisportiva Rivya)	Black, Blue
	Rofflavya (Associazione Calcio Rofflavya)	Black, White
	Salindese (Società Sportiva Salindese)	Yellow, Purple
	Terselva (Football Association Tervisya-Selva)	Blue, Black
	Venistalya (Venistalya Football Club)	Cream	Venistalya’s FC finds its roots in the culture of the bustling coastal city of the same name. The team itself was founded by workers of the then-unknown Pasticceria Dolceveni, now one of the most popular bakeries in Snestar famous for its delicious eggnog ice cream, giving the team its distinctive cream color. The bakery usually gives discounts for every win of Venistalya FC, and has always been its official sponsor.
	_____________________________________________________________________________________________	_____________________________________________________________________________________________	(ignore the underscores, they are here to fix the length of the table)

Past Seasons

M = Matches Played
W = Wins
D = Draws
L = Losses
GF = Goals For
GA = Goals Against
GD = Goals Difference
Green = Champions League
Cyan = Lazarene League
Purple = Conference League
Red = Relegation to 2nd Division
Table (Matchday X)
Pos.
Icon
Team
Points

M
W
D
L
GF
GA
GD

1
Dandelicha Continental
83

38
25
8
5
68
31
37

2
Edervina
78

38
23
9
6
75
43
32

3
Ardalya
75

38
22
9
7
80
45
35

4
Rofflavya
73

38
22
7
9
69
45
24

5
Fraliso
68

38
20
8
10
70
51
19

6
Lavenya
67

38
17
16
5
50
38
12

7
Venistalya
64

38
18
10
10
62
49
13

8
Gridorya
55

38
15
10
13
58
49
9

9
Terselva
54

38
14
12
12
48
40
8

10
Dandelicha United
51

38
13
12
13
54
48
6

11
Rivya
50

38
10
20
8
37
40
-3

12
Carvella
50

38
14
8
16
40
41
-1

13
Grenna
44

38
11
11
16
41
50
-9

14
Isla Rubia
42

38
9
15
14
55
66
-11

15
Lipresburgo
41

38
11
8
19
43
58
-15

16
Salindese
35

38
10
5
23
30
46
-16

17
Bellamora
34

38
7
13
18
43
65
-22

18
Astrelya
30

38
8
6
24
47
75
-28

19
Solvé
25

38
6
7
25
40
79
-39

20
Flemera
23

38
7
2
29
31
82
-51

Snestaryan Cup

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(Sorry I forgot I had to make this post lmao. Also, you can now see the final table for the last season, at the end of the Factbook!)

MATCHDAY 16 RESULTS

“This is an incredibly surprising series of matches, with huge movement both at the top and at the bottom of the table! Three title runners slipped and came to a game-changing stop! Lavenya’s draw against Venistalya, Continental’s loss against Carvella and Ardalya’s loss against Rivya let Rofflavya take 2nd place, even though Edervina keeps a safe distance after demolishing Isla Rubia 6 - 0.

The other end of Division Alpha also had lots of surprises, as the 18th place is still heavily contested. Right now, Lipresburgo is sitting there, at one point from Isla Rubia, Bellamora and Arentas, the latter finally having some room to breathe for a second. However, the other two spots in the relegation zone are still occupied by Briganzo and Salindese (despite the latter being able to conquer a point from Terselva). The mid-table also sees a few changes, Grenna and Rivya now occupying 9th and 10th place respectively instead of Venistalya and Claminya.”

Grenna 1 - 0 Lipresburgo
Claminya 2 - 2 Gridorya
Salindese 0 - 0 Terselva
Bellamora 2 - 2 Arentas
Rivya 3 - 1 Ardalya
Dandelicha Continental 1 - 2 Carvella
Lavenya 3 - 3 Venistalya
Edervina 6 - 0 Isla Rubia
Briganzo 0 - 5 Rofflavya
Fraliso 1 - 1 Dandelicha United

Edervina. is just built DIFFERENT

Snestar

The Democratic Republic of Snestar

Olympys empire wrote:

Edervina. is just built DIFFERENT

They only need to win against Rofflavya to be crowned Winter Champions!

The Something of Calption

Good night

Treadwellia and Snestar

The Esoteric Order of Renea

Olympys empire wrote:

Edervina. is just built DIFFERENT

Or maybe Isla Rubia is the one that’s built different (they are built worse)

Snestar and Olympys empire

This late night in Piggy Cliff, Dr. Biggenbottom-Tubbius is asking his jolly old ancestor a simple question in a string of (here translated) mmph mmph mmph mmphs.

I got a Christmas card from another country this morning from a colleague, Poppa Tubbius. Why is it that it shows Santa Claus as being a much, much smaller man? You're something like twenty-one Tubbs, now, and this old gent in the artwork is barely three!

To this, His Rotundity gives a chuckle.

You see, Doctor, the Tubbius Magic lets people see and feel what they expect to see and feel when I'm out and about on Christmas! If tubby old men in their lands are no more than two or three or four Tubbs big, then that is all they know of jolly old Tubbius! They don't see or feel anything more!

But here at home?

Here at home, everyone in Treadwellia knows the truth, so the truth is what they get!

Snestar and Ponchomagnifico

The Unified Constellations of Nalver And

The WA delegate of Laz is silly :3

Edoardienne and Ponchomagnifico

The Typo Creater of Olympys empire

Nalver And wrote:

The WA delegate of Laz is silly :3

WA decision needed.......

Edoardienne

Olympys empire wrote:

WA decision needed.......

Mmphed at.

Olympys empire and Ponchomagnifico

The Armed Republic of Shinseikoku

Calm RMB I see

New Rogernomics, Treadwellia, Domais, Wang Yao, and 5 othersGreat Xanarcica Empire, Edoardienne, Artstokska, Czesfjord, and Ponchomagnifico

The Kingdom of Graseland

Wait why am I in Lazarus? I used to be in pacific.

Edoardienne

The Ineffable Mystery of Domais

Graseland wrote:

Wait why am I in Lazarus? I used to be in pacific.

Because if you don't log into your nation after every 28 days you will cease to exist. In other words, inactive nations are removed from the game. But it is not permanent. If you log back into your nation, you can refound it. But this is the important part, you will not refound in the region you ceased to exist in, but in one of the three restorers--Lazarus, Balder, or Osiris. However, you can move back to the Pacific if you wish.

Aigania, Treadwellia, Wang Yao, and Edoardienne

The Democratic Republic of Snestar

Football in Snestar ⚽

by The Democratic Republic of Snestar

CLICK HERE TO ACCESS DIVISION ALPHA'S TABLE
CLICK HERE TO ACCESS THE SNESTARYAN CUP

1. Snestaryan Cup

DIVISION ALPHA: OVERVIEW

TEAM	NAME	‎‎TEAM COLORS‎	DESCRIPTION
	Ardalya (Ardalya Veralica Calcio)	Light Blue, White	Coming from one of the biggest and most modern cities in Snestar, Ardalya Veralica Calcio is a team one the more decorated side, having won 7 Division Alpha titles, 3 Snestaryan Cups and 4 Snestaryan Supercups. Due to the city’s position, they have a rivalry with Fraliso, known as the Derby dell’Esmeralda, with fans often joking that the match determines control over Lazuli Lake, located right in the middle of the two cities.
	Arentas (Associazione Sportiva Elena Martina Arentas)	Red, White	A fairly unremarkable team from a fairly unknown city in Snestar, Arentas is named after Elena Martina Arentas, founder of the club and the first to bring it to the top of Division Alpha in 1949 as the coach (the first and only female coach to win the title with a men’s club). Ever since, the club has become a ghost in the top division, constantly swinging between Division Alpha and Division Beta, though they still remain a strong contender in the Women's Division Alpha, winning the most titles out of any other club.
	Bellamora (Associazione Reale Calcio Bellamora)	Green, Purple	Bellamora comes from a city known in Snestar for its pristine quality wines.
	Briganzo (Associazione Sportiva Briganzo)	Red, Gold	One of the smallest teams to ever compete in Division Alpha, against all odds Briganzo had managed to conquer promotion to the top division for the first time in their history, with a last minute win in the play-off finals against Rosavina. Will the Robins have what it takes to fight against Snestar's big clubs?
	Carvella (Carvella Football Club)	Red, Blue
	Claminya (Claminya Football Club)	Light Blue, White
	Dandelicha Continental (Dandelicha Continental Football Club)
	Dandelicha United (Dandelicha United Football Club)	Yellow, Blue
	Edervina (Edervina Calcio)	Green
	Fraliso (Fraliso Athletic Club)	White, Blue
	Grenna (Club Grenna 1883)	White, Green
	Gridorya (Gridorya 1898)	Maroon
	Isla Rubia (Isla Rubia Football Club)	Black, Orange
	Lavenya (Lavenya Football Club 1904)	Blue, Red
	Lipresburgo (Unione Sportiva Lipresburgo)	Blue, Gold, White
	Rivya (Unione Polisportiva Rivya)	Black, Blue
	Rofflavya (Associazione Calcio Rofflavya)	Black, White
	Salindese (Società Sportiva Salindese)	Yellow, Purple
	Terselva (Football Association Tervisya-Selva)	Blue, Black
	Venistalya (Venistalya Football Club)	Cream	Venistalya’s FC finds its roots in the culture of the bustling coastal city of the same name. The team itself was founded by workers of the then-unknown Pasticceria Dolceveni, now one of the most popular bakeries in Snestar famous for its delicious eggnog ice cream, giving the team its distinctive cream color. The bakery usually gives discounts for every win of Venistalya FC, and has always been its official sponsor.
	_____________________________________________________________________________________________	_____________________________________________________________________________________________	(ignore the underscores, they are here to fix the length of the table)

Past Seasons

M = Matches Played
W = Wins
D = Draws
L = Losses
GF = Goals For
GA = Goals Against
GD = Goals Difference
Green = Champions League
Cyan = Lazarene League
Purple = Conference League
Red = Relegation to 2nd Division
Table (Matchday X)
Pos.
Icon
Team
Points

M
W
D
L
GF
GA
GD

1
Dandelicha Continental
83

38
25
8
5
68
31
37

2
Edervina
78

38
23
9
6
75
43
32

3
Ardalya
75

38
22
9
7
80
45
35

4
Rofflavya
73

38
22
7
9
69
45
24

5
Fraliso
68

38
20
8
10
70
51
19

6
Lavenya
67

38
17
16
5
50
38
12

7
Venistalya
64

38
18
10
10
62
49
13

8
Gridorya
55

38
15
10
13
58
49
9

9
Terselva
54

38
14
12
12
48
40
8

10
Dandelicha United
51

38
13
12
13
54
48
6

11
Rivya
50

38
10
20
8
37
40
-3

12
Carvella
50

38
14
8
16
40
41
-1

13
Grenna
44

38
11
11
16
41
50
-9

14
Isla Rubia
42

38
9
15
14
55
66
-11

15
Lipresburgo
41

38
11
8
19
43
58
-15

16
Salindese
35

38
10
5
23
30
46
-16

17
Bellamora
34

38
7
13
18
43
65
-22

18
Astrelya
30

38
8
6
24
47
75
-28

19
Solvé
25

38
6
7
25
40
79
-39

20
Flemera
23

38
7
2
29
31
82
-51

Snestaryan Cup

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I FINALLY FINISHED ALL THE LOGOS (I’m finally free)
You can also see them on my banner on my nation (though part of it is hidden by the flag sooo)

39 days ago

Five Tubby Years. 257 Tubby Days. MMPH!

Aigania, Wang Yao, Olympys empire, and Edoardienne

39 days ago