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Bone hurt juice

New lefroll wrote:Heyo Bone hurt juiceisnt very poggers

I’m poggers and blow, you’re just a piss boy

Cianlandia

Cossack Peoples wrote:Speaking of,
Booms led to whistles, and the whistling led to impact.
“Блять!”
The attack had caught the government and townspeople completely unaware. Thousands of CFOB troops, indistinguishable from Federal troops, sat on the periphery of the capital city and blocked all exits or entries from its roads. Twisted steel and rubble marked where their blockade would stop all trains.
“Go! Get out!”
The barrage had originally targeted Fort Potemkin, the nearby military base, and the acres upon acres of Capitol Complex, but as the garrison of the Fort organized and diffused into the city, the strikes had been less discriminating.
“Start the car, now! Hurry!”
The outskirts of the city, with its views from apartment complexes, had become preferred positions of the city’s defenders and subsequently targets for mortars, underbarrel grenades, and larger guns. Small excursions by the Federal troops, mostly by small groups of infantry, were whittled down before they could get very far away from the safety of cover. The smoke spread from the center of the city to the outer edges.
“Where to?”
“Does it блядь matter? Out!”
The hum and roar of distant aircraft could be heard, but their engines were still to the distance and were far from visible range. Meanwhile, apart from the artillery, rifle fire seemed to emanate from every corner of the city, as skirmishes and distanced firefights began sporadically. However, over the barrage of sounds, few could pick out the grumble of a civilian automobile’s engines as it kicked to life, pulling from the side of Remezov Street and rolling down the road, a passenger’s door asunder.

Nikita Kazakov slammed the sleek black car’s door shut and fitted the seatbelt around him. With a hand on the back of the driver’s seat, he whitened his knuckles giving directions to the driver. The driver’s hat was askew and his posture suggested he was caught unprepared, allowing only his eyes to peep above the hood.

“Out-- to the municipal airport!” Nikita ordered, frantically batting the headrest.

Meters ahead of the vehicle, the roof of an embassy suddenly broke apart in a flash of fire and limestone, turning the well-defined lines of the architecture into smithereens.

“They’re bombing the embassies! The bastards!”

The driver swerved left to barely evade the roll of a fallen piece of rubble before returning back on track in their mad dash through the beleaguered city.

Through New Krasnoyarsk, Kazakov saw passing glimpses of red-faced factory laborers on the sidewalk, clutching their ears as the next shell passed overhead; children being led by dismayed teachers to shelters in nice, clean lines; disoriented soldiers laden with machine guns, sandbags, and mortars rushing between alleyway and alleyway, glancing up as if expecting to see the enemy itself lob explosives at them from the rooftops. The car managed to turn off Remezov Street, and the tighter avenue greeted them with a fireteam of soldiers with vests chock full of ammunition, the leader of the group’s posture indicating Stop.

“Civilians are to report to shelters,” demanded a Mladshy Uryadnik as soon as the window was rolled down. Kazakov pushed his way into sight of the soldier between the window and the driver’s seat and immediately began to gripe.

“I’m Nikita Kazakov-- soldier, I’m a damn Chairman! Let us through!” But the soldier did not particularly react to the apparent pulling of rank.

“Get out of the car-- we can’t allow you to pass any further.”

“Проклятий fool!” Cursed Kazakov under his breath, unbelting himself as two more soldiers walked alongside the car. “I need access to the airport immediately-- oh, I’ll have you discharged!”

“Of course you will, sir.” Said the jaded young officer, adjusting his rifle and pointing down the street. “Get to your shelter.”

Kazakov, wincing as a nearby explosion resonated in his bones, clenched his fists and slowly turned to follow their directions. As the driver followed suit close behind him, Kazakov spat on the sidewalk. He would have to wait this out.

So, if you think you had an embassy with me or would think it natural… let’s hope your insurance covers civil wars.

Ever find a use for that decapitated head we gifted ya? Also, is your Fort Potemkin named for the Battleship Potemkin, or just a linguistic coincidence?

The Czaslyudian Federal Republic of Cossack Peoples

Cianlandia wrote:Ever find a use for that decapitated head we gifted ya? Also, is your Fort Potemkin named for the Battleship Potemkin, or just a linguistic coincidence?

I think the head already made its cameo...
page=rmb/postid=41444014

And like the battleship, both were named after Grigory Potemkin. (As using that name was just too good to pass up.) I still have to deal with some anchors to real life history, as there should still be some question about how exactly a Mikoyan fighter came into our ownership if Russia itself does not exist, so for now the name Potemkin is just a coincidence and whoever bore the name previously is of no relation to the Russian general and statesman.

Delta Vega IV, Cianlandia, and Dernel

Chanite

odd. normally, transhumanism makes a governmental change......doesn't it?

Aigania, Delta Vega IV, Winner909098, and French roman republic

French roman republic

Tubbius, turkey #452 out of 600 is finished

Delta Vega IV, Treadwellia, and Winner909098

Horizonshot

Hello

Delta Vega IV, Territorio di Nessuno, Winner909098, and French roman republic

The As good as I once was Empire of Delta Vega IV

Territorio di Nessuno wrote:The Ukrainian poll you always wanted, but you didn't know you wanted until now.

page=poll/p=166306

I have a Mig-Rain from all those U-Cranes...

Horizonshot wrote:Hello

Hello, hello, hello, how 'lo?

Treadwellia, Territorio di Nessuno, and French roman republic

The Children's Crusade of Guiness Freaks

Treadwellia wrote:Buy what? Stock in MaTubbity gowns? Food?

Yes and gifts for the newborn!!!!

Delta Vega IV, Treadwellia, and French roman republic

Frankender

Another useless piece of WA legislation; I hope you all vote no on it.

French roman republic

turkey #586 out of 600 is done

also issue: Maison d’Être?

THE FIRST WORD IS MY NAME (no joke)

IM SO POPULAR

Winner909098

The Grand UGH Rises. When asked why he is so late, he responds with a brave and noble UGH. So wise and charismatic is the Grand UGH

The Grand Duchy of Kingdom of Napels

Frankender wrote:Another useless piece of WA legislation; I hope you all vote no on it.

That’d require me to vote and that is effort.

Frankender and Tolfaer

Glorious society

Frankender wrote:Another useless piece of WA legislation; I hope you all vote no on it.

Don't worry, I voted YES just for you

Delta Vega IV, Frankender, and Winner909098

French roman republic

Winner909098 wrote:The Grand UGH Rises. When asked why he is so late, he responds with a brave and noble UGH. So wise and charismatic is the Grand UGH

.... I like Tubbius more than UGH

btw turkey #599 out of 600 is ready, ONE MORE

The As good as I once was Empire of Delta Vega IV

Frankender wrote:Another useless piece of WA legislation; I hope you all vote no on it.

Do you say that just because you favour Economy over Environment, or do you consider it inefficient in protecting the Environment? Or Both?

Frankender

Post self-deleted by Delta Vega IV.

Chivlak

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The Obesotocracy of Treadwellia

French roman republic wrote:.... I like Tubbius more than UGH

btw turkey #599 out of 600 is ready, ONE MORE

Mmph MMPH MMPH mmph mmph!

Delta Vega IV, Dernel, Winner909098, and French roman republic

French roman republic

just finished my Thanksgiving dinner im stuffed (it was very good)
HAIL TUBBIUS

Winner909098

French roman republic wrote:.... I like Tubbius more than UGH

btw turkey #599 out of 600 is ready, ONE MORE

BLASPHEMY!!! Prepare for war unless a formal apology is given.

Mzeusia

Apparently the WA census people think Mzeusia now has a "substantial military." I hope they didn't leave out Hippie Power.

Winner909098 and French roman republic

French roman republic

Winner909098 wrote:BLASPHEMY!!! Prepare for war unless a formal apology is given.

HAIL TUBBIUS
WAR IT IS

Winner909098

Cianlandia

Cossack Peoples wrote:I think the head already made its cameo...
page=rmb/postid=41444014

And like the battleship, both were named after Grigory Potemkin. (As using that name was just too good to pass up.) I still have to deal with some anchors to real life history, as there should still be some question about how exactly a Mikoyan fighter came into our ownership if Russia itself does not exist, so for now the name Potemkin is just a coincidence and whoever bore the name previously is of no relation to the Russian general and statesman.

Oh yeah, forgot about that write up! Well, use it as a fish tank or something when you're done shelling your buildings into oblivion.

Cossack Peoples, Dernel, and French roman republic

Winner909098

The grand UGH COMMANDS HIS LOYAL SOLDIERS TO GO TO WAR!!!

French roman republic

The Czaslyudian Federal Republic of Cossack Peoples

Winner909098 wrote:The grand UGH COMMANDS HIS LOYAL SOLDIERS TO GO TO WAR!!!

Wait until we're all done eating, thank you

Delta Vega IV, Treadwellia, Dernel, Winner909098, and 1 otherFrench roman republic

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