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The Angry Southern Federation of Dernel

United kaiju provinced states wrote:Hello everyone

Hello! Would you like a bombolini?

via One big Island

The Empire of the BB of BrightonBurg

The closest poll battle in ages! each vote counts! Only Bush V Gore was closer!!

page=poll/p=161468

Pancakes vs Waffles vs French Toast!

Cadruania

I have returned!

Owans, Treadwellia, and Ashoy

Kureizen

Good morning, I am the Chancellor of the Kureizen Federation.

It would be an honor for us if you like to read our 3 dispatches, which were written by Small Group of Brown Books.

Kureizian National Sports Confederation
page=dispatch/id=1413736

UNITED KUREIZIANS
page=dispatch/id=1413624

PRESIDENT OF THE FEDERATION KUREIZIAN
page=dispatch/id=1413109

Demonos

Loftegen 3

https://youtu.be/Kl_sRb0uQ7A To paraphrase the best thing I ever wrote, when i made unwilling judges deliver justice. The forums it was posted on have vanished, but it started like this, and I'm sure at least a couple of people remember.

"Citizens of Lazarus, this is Judge Loftegen. Milograd is a common criminal. Guilty of treason, and as of now under sentence of permanent exile. Any who obstruct me will be will be treated as an accessory to his crimes. You have been warned. And as for you, Milo...Judgement time!

Rainbowa

A kindly resident handed a dangerous Plastic Straw in to the Police station today after finding it whilst she walked her dog. Thank you!! You may have prevented a serious injury/incident from occurring.
(Weapons Sweep)

Loftegen 3

The Obesotocracy of Treadwellia

Tubbius the Fat needs to get a shower and go preach at the nearby Church of Tubbius. His bed, though, is very comfy, and His Rotundity does not want to get up.

The People's Republic of Owans

That's why you record the sermon using a deepfake and then a mandatory broadcast on ever screen in the country. TtF doesn't even need to lift a finger

Snoodum

Snoodum

Owans wrote:That's why you record the sermon using a deepfake and then a mandatory broadcast on ever screen in the country. TtF doesn't even need to lift a finger

I'm surprised Tubbius does anything. I'd imagine technological advancements would all be centred around making sure the Tubbius can move less and less with each passing day.

United kaiju provinced states

Hello around how fast does population increase

Cianlandia

Ahh, that feeling when you're put in charge of a massive project and only one of your volunteers gets back to you.

Sursidia



Sursidia

Cianlandia wrote:Ahh, that feeling when you're put in charge of a massive project and only one of your volunteers gets back to you.

You need to vent? Yes, I just like to lurk every now and again.

The Children's Crusade of Guiness Freaks

<ralph wiggum voice> I'm a resident

Lalolandia

So what's popping at the Lazarus chattt

The Grand Duchy of Kingdom of Napels

United kaiju provinced states wrote:Hello around how fast does population increase

If I recall, it takes 6 months until you reach a billion population, roughly. I could be wrong, though.

The Obesotocracy of Treadwellia

Lalolandia wrote:So what's popping at the Lazarus chattt

MMPH mmph mmph, mmph. Mmph MMPH mmph mmph.



Mzeusia

United kaiju provinced states wrote:Hello around how fast does population increase

Hey! Roughly 1 million a day for a while, then by 5-7 million later on.

Mzeusia

Lalolandia wrote:So what's popping at the Lazarus chattt

Popcorn!

Treadwellia and The last white army survivors

Ivory-coast

how do i leave

The last white army survivors

Mzeusia

Ivory-coast wrote:how do i leave

Why would you want to do that? Go to the home page of the region you want to be in, and find the button 'Move Ivory Coast'

Tolfaer and The last white army survivors

The last white army survivors

Guys hi

Romanov alaska

The last white army survivors wrote:Guys hi

Привет friend, I thought always believed that the Alaskan Tsardom was the last survivors of true Russia. It is good to see that is not the case.

The last white army survivors

The last white army survivors

Romanov alaska wrote:Привет friend, I thought always believed that the Alaskan Tsardom was the last survivors of true Russia. It is good to see that is not the case.

Hi my friend! I thought the same! I’m in gold coast

Romanov alaska

The last white army survivors wrote:Hi my friend! I thought the same! I’m in gold coast

You fled to Australia? Well the communists certainly cant find you there.

Treadwellia and The last white army survivors



The Obesotocracy of Treadwellia

In recent weeks in Treadwellia City, there has been a sizable growth in Tubbianism as three new churches took root and built new buildings. This morning, all of this increase is suddenly and mightily reflected in the magical bodies of Tubbius and Mrs. Tubbius. While The Two Tubbies enjoy a warm, bubbly hot tub together between breakfasts, They experience the usual gleam of golden light emanating from Their navels, the accompanying flush of ruddiness and breathtaking huffiness, and the immediate filling out of flabbiness all around: He most at His bulgy belly and baggy behind, She at the ballooned bosom and jiggly jelly at the love handles.

A wheezy, mostly undressed waddling to Dr. Biggenbottom-Tubbius' office on the same hall follows. They stand there side by side, short of breath and interrupting each other with a string of garbled, uncommunicative mmphs and hrms. Frenzied shushing from the doctor follows, giving him silence save laborious breathing, as he begins his examinations of the Royal Rotundities.

The verdict: sixteen Tubbs, each, an immediate gain of a half a Tubb per Portly Parent of Treadwellia.

His prescription is simple: rest all day while Their bodies adjust to this new girth and the accompanying magical vitality and warmth flowing in Their sweaty frames, and, when able, to dress in now very uncomfortable clothes, go to Tubbabies and to Big and Tubby, and buy completely new wardrobes (excluding, of course, the ever-growing Suit that The Corpulent Claus wears once a year), paying special attention to shirts, blouses, tops, and TubBras.

It is good, the physician mmphs in his own winded fashion, that You pair only experience this every few months! If it was more often, You might never keep in garments except MaTubbity nightgowns!

Of course, word of this newly fleshy filling out reaches every news outlet in Piggy Cliff and beyond within the hour. On air, reporters place bets on the new blouse and MaTubbity garment sizes for their Beloved Bulbosities.

Owans, Ashoy, and Guiness Freaks

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