Free Market FederationBoard

Tamiy wrote:

@ Everyone not to brag or anything but it appears by overwhelming majority the people have cast their vote and declared me anonymously not only the best nation in the FMF but Supreme chancellor of this realm, some of you my old friends may perish in the ensuing purge of the old republic but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make.

*applause sign turns on*

(camera pans to the left)

-an unknown voice from a dimly lit corner of the senate room
*cough*
"So this is how liberty dies with thunderous applause"

I am the second worst nation in the FMF. I suppose everyone always hates elected officials.

Environmental Support wrote:

I am the second worst nation in the FMF. I suppose everyone always hates elected officials.

Boo! Elected officials Boo!

Violan wrote:

I was number 16. ...I guess I'll take complete mediocrity. No love for Senpai, but no hate either.

Endless love for senpai

Violan wrote:

I was number 16. ...I guess I'll take complete mediocrity. No love for Senpai, but no hate either.

It's okay, don't be sad. Seems that people didn't like my theocratic corrupted industrial cartel complex either :-(

There's an idea! Let's start a secret underground coalition of "unwanted and sad (pissed of) nations" that will have a one common goal: destruction out of self-dejection

Environmental Support wrote:

Endless love for senpai

Aww, thank you.

Free Transhumanists wrote:

It's okay, don't be sad. Seems that people didn't like my theocratic corrupted industrial cartel complex either :-(

There's an idea! Let's start a secret underground coalition of "unwanted and sad (pissed of) nations" that will have a one common goal: destruction out of self-dejection

If only Environmental Support hadn't said what he did, I'd join you! But no, my heart belongs to good, now. I have been cleansed by love.

Violan wrote:

Aww, thank you.

If only Environmental Support hadn't said what he did, I'd join you! But no, my heart belongs to good, now. I have been cleansed by love.

AAArght! NO! My perfect evil plans! >:'3. Damn you, Environmental Support, you nice, sweet and positive fool! Your love caught me unprepared this time... but ruin my evil plans once more I DARE YOU! *jumps into weirdly shaped dark and retro-looking car* TO THE ULTRA SECRET VILLAIN LAIR!

Free Transhumanists wrote:

AAArght! NO! My perfect evil plans! >:'3. Damn you, Environmental Support, you nice, sweet and positive fool! Your love caught me unprepared this time... but ruin my evil plans once more I DARE YOU! *jumps into weirdly shaped dark and retro-looking car* TO THE ULTRA SECRET VILLAIN LAIR!

I suppose in this storyline I will assume the character role of Conceited, Self Absorbed Protagonist

Setting : Generic American city Year: 1930ish

I have located (generic villain name)'s Ultra Secret Lair 50 meters below the IHOP™ on Grove St, their he commits the most heinous crimes imaginable to the Human mind beyond comprehension *whispers* "Insider Trading"

(generic sidekick name): NO NOT INSIDER TRADING, WHAT ABOUT THE 100% TRANSPARENCY OF THE FREE MARKET ?

Protagonist: Yes we must stop this depraved crime to protect the consumer and commerce as we know it, but more importantly we must put down this decrepit, feeble, infirm, perverted, old dog. For the betterment of humanity and the market. Come we must hurry TO THE MONEY YACHT

Next Scene : Cut to the image of a yacht somehow able to drive on the street leaving a path of destroyed cars and publicly funded road, camera pan out to include the street sign that reads : Grove St
*Protagonist and sidekick enter the IHOP™* Camera pans above the door reviling the IHOP™ logo

Protagonist: Me and the boy will like to place an order for the Lumberjack Slam*winks*

Hostess: Sir this is not a Denny's *looks straight into camera* BUT MAY I INTRIST YOU A DECADENT HARDY BREAKFEAST AND TRY SOME OF OUR CLASSIC AMERICAN BLUEBERRY BUTTERMILK PANCAKES AND ADD AN EXTRA SIDE ON THE HOUSE, ENJOY CASUAL DINNING HERE AT IHOP™, AMERICAS HOUSE OF PANCAKES

Protagonist: NO I WANT A LUMBERJACK SLAM *winks* *winks* *winks* *winks* *winks*

The hostess pushes a red button below the table.
* the kitchen doors swing open*

Antihero: You think you can just show up at my place of business and challenge me, the F***ing hubris

Protagonist : You think I drove my money yacht half way across town to challenge you to a fight you are mistaken I am above that. * he picks up the antihero and breaks the ceiling flying above the diner* "watch" * A plasma ball forms in the Protagonist hand and shoots it towards the diner incinerating it to atoms*

*they start to slowly descend to the ruble*
You see I have accepted an off to work for the securities and exchange commission the future of insuring a TRULY FAIR AND FREE MARKET
Fade to black

Moral of the story: Hedge fund managers are the true market manipulators or something like that...

I feel like I missed something

Edit: I did miss something. Apparently you bastards think I'm 14th. I will respond to this in an emotionally mature manner and not at all abuse the power of my office.

Catos wrote:

I feel like I missed something

Edit: I did miss something. Apparently you bastards think I'm 14th. I will respond to this in an emotionally mature manner and not at all abuse the power of my office.

We don't decide it. The universe does.

Environmental Support wrote:

We don't decide it. The universe does.

*looks at Universe Reset Button*

We have the technology

I have an idea I would like to propose to you all.

Does everyone/anyone remember the big RP expedition we had a while back? Well I think it would be interesting to continue that but in a slightly different way. In a month or so, would anyone be interested in doing a Dungeons and Dragons style RP event using the Discord server? I could write up a brief manual for you guys to base your characters off of and use the factbooks of each of your nations to figure out some class/race attributes, backgrounds, and equipment.

If anyone is interested in this please let me know, cause I'd rather not go all in and make a manual if nobody intends on playing.

Привет друзья

Russia incorporated wrote:

Привет друзья

HOW

Russia incorporated wrote:

Привет друзья

f*ck you go home

Друзья, за что вы меня так наказываете?

Russia incorporated wrote:

Друзья, за что вы меня так наказываете?

perish

For those unaware, or unfamiliar, with Russia incorporated, he was a member of this region almost 4 years ago and was quite active in both regional government and on the RMB. The reason both Catos and I had the response we had is that we found out more than a year later that Russia Inc was Fabu1ands puppet and he kept up the ruse with us both in person and online for over 2 years.

He gave me the nation and I changed the password and threw it away, with the hope that it would never come back. Turns out Fabu1and had it backed up with a throwaway email.

My torment will never end.

ho boy

Arcadican wrote:

ho boy

I will tear you limb from limb

Arcadican wrote:

ho boy

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I am many

Arcadican is another of Fabu1and's puppets that he hid from us.

Two can play at this game

Environmental Support wrote:

Arcadican is another of Fabu1and's puppets that he hid from us.

whaat noo, no im not