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Joodonia

Of course, the ponies should always be united.

The tyrant celestia

Pretty dresses make not a nation strong, and we need all the unicron magic we can get. She'll have a job, don't worry.

And yes, I agree with the embassy.

Mustangard

I'd prefer a benevolent annexation, but an embassy would also be nice. +1 for embassy.

Makrtopia

Formal relations have officially been established. May our cooperation with the Pony Lands be long-lasting.

Baloptopia

The Republic of Baloptopia's government recently hired an artist to design a new flag, representing the ideals of the nation; freedom, profit and mutual dislike.

The artist decided to be lazy and put a bunch of random colored lines.

We didn't want to waste the money we spent paying him, so we have to use this abomination.

Cormalius

Cormalius lodges it's belated approval of aforementioned embassy.

On note of Baloptopia's recent flag changes; May you find some hidden meaning within your flag- as far-fetched as any decipherable, hidden context may be. I can see the 'mutual dislike' on the right half of the flag though- It looks like it's giving the finger.

The tyrant celestia

1. Most Authoritarian? Yeah! Opress those ponies! Long Live Equestria!

Baloptopia

Oh dear, my citizens aren't the rudest in the region.

Baloptopia would like to declare that we are very angry at this, and our citizens should be shamed. We are meant to be the region's most powerful economical powerhouse, and our citizens can't even be the best at being rude!

The tyrant celestia

You should encourage your citizens to travel to the surrounding countries and wave their money infront of their neighbors. That would do the trick nicely.

(On that topic, The Celestian PR department would like to remind that we are in no way responsible for any highly-coincidental, hydra-related accidents befalling your citizens in our borders should this road be taken.)

Baloptopia

It would seem the nation of "Gorgentia" is the one who keeps stopping my country in its tracks to be the worst/best at everything. My country must begin it's preparations for war, we shall not be outdone, we the the best, the most powerful and most of all, THE MOST RICHEST.

Cormalius

Our main insurance is the insurance that the final thing you see before you die is your loved ones being taken away from you and put together with someone else's loved ones and forced to procreate to fill the void that you are about to create.

Kets-sciuria

I, the Lord of Kets, humbly suggest that land of Equestria once again announce its presence on the forum known as 'Ponychan' with the hope of attracting new immigrants.

Baloptopia

The Republic of Baloptopia shall create a "thread" to attract these immigrants, for we are always looking to create new trading partners. Partnerships from which we shall benefit much from.

Joodonia

"Joodonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured." A classy country for classy ponies.

Baloptopia

Pfft. Who needs class when you can be rich?

Octamar

I just found out there is another MLP region <.< .
Pony lands is the name.

Cormalius

We kind of have an embassy, Free Land of Octamar. Keep up.

Octamar

A saw that some 30 minutes after posting that.

Mustangard

Only 5th in Equestria for military? YOU MUST CONSTRUCT MORE CALVARY!

Cormalius

Well Balpoptopia, you're good at being forsaken by the gods.

The tyrant celestia

How are we NOT the least godforsaken? How can there be someone with great homage than us?

That's it, I'm increasing the mandatory number of hours spent groveling at the statues of our beloved Sun Goddess

Baloptopia

The most godforsaken, you say? Excellent, for if the gods themselves hate us, we must be doing something correct for once! Never did like them gods, I did, they would always mess around with me, you know. Playing tricks on me, giving my money legs so it can walk away..

Cormalius

Good job Equestria! We're in the top 1000's of SOMETHING.

Baloptopia

Trout fishing? Trout is a the worst tasting fish you could eat, it's a good thing Baloptopia has the smallest trout fishing sector in the region. Baloptopia becomes the best once again.

Baloptopia

Oh dear, gentlemen. It would appear that Baloptopia's economy has gone down from 98/100 to 97/100.

Yes, you heard me correctly, it's terrible. How could this have happened? I give my people freedom to do what they want, social and political wise, yet they don't repay me correctly by not being poor. I mean, how hard is it to become filthy rich? This is a disgrace.

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