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Cormalius

And ponies we shall be, for thee my lord, for thee.

Joodonia

You must construct additional ponies.

Baloptopia

Ponies are my nation's favorite main course. Discuss.

Post self-deleted by Baloptopia.

Melodia orangarium

We have a surplus in the orange crop this season, and I gift them to you my pony brethren.

Baloptopia

Why would you eat oranges when you could eat ponies?

Visit Baloptopia today.

Cormalius

Personally, I accept our new pony overlords.

Cormalius

Resolved: This House shall not pass go, nor collect 200 dollars.
Discuss.

And also, ponies. Honey ponies specifically, known to not hate. 'Honey pony don't hate.'

Kets-sciuria

Fear my Frightening civil rights! Mwhahahaha!

Joodonia

Nope, superb civil rights. My ponies don't live under the same fear that the in show ponies have of Celestia :V

Kets-sciuria

Eh, I'm a dictatorship in name only. My nation doesn't even have a government per-say. My ponies only live in fear of each other :)

Baloptopia

Fear my frightening economy. All ponies* come to Baloptopia, richest, largest and most powerful state in Equestria!

*ponies may be eaten by the human population

Makrtopia

Makrtopia has opened a colosseum in which criminals are forced to fight as punishment.
"Following new legislation in Makrtopia, criminals are thrown to the ponys to repay their debt to society."

Melodia orangarium

EVERYONE I HAVE A MESSAGE

*ahem*

Ponies.

THAT IS ALL.

Kets-sciuria

wooo Ponies!

Kets-sciuria

I wuv my new flag :)

Joodonia

"Following new legislation in Joodonia, bizarre-looking creatures called 'turtledogs' dominate wildlife preserves." What.

Kets-sciuria

Due to a small clerical error, it appears that the citizens of Kets and Sciuria have been able to vote in democratic elections for the past few years. This is in spite of the fact that Kets and Sciuria has no government. This error has now be corrected.

Baloptopia

But it still says you have a dictator government!

Kets-sciuria

Clerical error...

Joodonia

"Following new legislation in Joodonia, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent." and so protestors against Celestia's rule began throwing cheese at the royal guard.

Kets-sciuria

Boo! Conservatives the lot of you! :p

The tyrant celestia

"Following new legislation in The Tyrant Celestia, public nudity is compulsory."

Hey, they're ponies. They don't need clothing!

Cormalius

Need, no, but you just put Rarity out of a job, nice going.

Baloptopia

It would appear we have an embassy proposal from fellow ponies, gentlemen.

Baloptopia supports this, we must strengthen our bonds with other nations, we can also sell them some of our grand and amazing products, to, erm, better their lives.

Mostly to make a profit, of course.

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