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The State of Hechevstan

Effect line: the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?"

I guess Hechevstan is now Ankh-Morpork.

via Confederacy of Layem

The 4th Republic of Elvato

the embassy of layem is closing, i just came to say a final goodbye

The BIG MONEY of Moqib

Effect line: the nation is automatically assumed to be the source of all unmarked weapons.

That's probably because it is.

via Callista

The Zombie Magical Land of The Dream of Kirby

Hello embassy!

The United socialist Provinces of Red Ion

The Dream of Kirby wrote:Hello embassy!

Hello!



The Zombie waste land of North Impia

Hello guys! Im the new minister of regional Affairs! I was way for a long time butRed Ion asked me if I was interested in coming back to ns,I said yes and so here I am! I hope to be a good officer!

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The  Owlograd  of Nooooooooooooooo


"Let's see... I'll have the double bacon cheeseburger with extra onions."

"...And I'm putting vending machines in the cafeteria!"

"You don't have to make your signature that big, John."

"Okay, so I point at the paper, and that's it?"

"Which of you three put their enlisting name as Indie Pendance?"

"Listen Betsy, it's great, but I was thinking of something more like yellow-green-purple, you know what I'm saying?"

"Those idiots! They thought it was a Nerf fight!"

"Give me plastic straws or give me death!"

"Yeah, he's got a musket ball in his lung, but I think he might be okay."

"Ok class, say thank you to Mr. Henderson!"

"What were we doing again?"

"He's about to sign it all away."

"Watch out for that hole, Samuel."

"Should I wave my hat around like it's a rodeo?"

"You know what, we don't want this hill anymore, you can just take it."

"I might ask you the same question!"

"I left my phone in the car, didn't I?"

"Meredith, it's over."

"They stole my 5-Hour Energy. Go get 'em."

"You're in the wrong room, good Sir."

"Well, one thing leads to another, and suddenly I've got a mass of quails around me."

"Here go our best naval forces! That's why you always check if there's a gas leak, Stuart!"

"Would you all mind quieting down so I can watch the game?"

"Are you putting my name on the census too, Mom?"

"Can't you see I'm writing?"

"Dear Diary..."

"I knew something was up with this mirror."

"Just act causal, Sebastian."

"You know what, I'm glad Mom signed me up for badminton practice."

"Darn you kids!"

"Frisky, remember what happened to Frankie when he attacked Pete?"

"Well it's just, I really like you, and..."

"Who's the idiot who forgot to turn his ringer off?"

"I swear I didn't do it!"

"Yes Grandpa, we all know you're praying, but we were wondering who would pay the gas bill this month."

"I thank The Lord for taking away Anacletus II so that I can become the next pope."

"Wake up, Philippe. Or maybe you don't want to go to Louisworld today."

"No Charles, it's her fault for not strapping on the handle correctly."

"What? I'm just... tuning my guitar."

"I gotta go to the bathroom, Mr. Ayscough."

"One... two..."

"This'll show them 'seedless watermelon' folks how we do it here."

"Be strong, Jeremy, be strong for mother."
Credit: Baloo Kingdom

"You know what, a subway system would really give this village some more pizzazz."

"I don't care how icy the river is, there's an In-n-Out Burger on the other side."

"Hey, what do you know? Directions to the nightclub."

"Yes, I understand sir, but if you get the monthly warranty now, you won't have to pay as much if the engine fails-- but not that it would, of course."

"Well Gregory, all I'm saying is that I don't really know if he's real."

"I knew this wizardry job was a bad choice..."

(gasps) "It's possible to synthesize excited bromine in an argon matrix!"

"But what if we made it out of Legos?"

"Ok, so now we're gonna learn jousting."

"It was her!"

"Well, it's not easy being a John Kerry lookalike."

"Sheesh, there goes James the Magician again, with his disappearing trick..."

"Oh God, I don't look like that, do I?"

"Marie, do you mind?"

"Hmmm, so now that I have my portrait made, there's 999,999 things I haven't done."

"I just can't believe it! I bet all my life savings on Ohio State!"

"Could you pass the beef jelly?"

"I really don't care about the games, I'm only watching it so I can learn everything about the latest Toyotathon."

"Do you like it? I call it 'The Streets of Austin After Losing to Abilene Christian'."

"God Warren, you really suck at painting."

(Whistling) "Nothing to see here..."

"I'm gone for 5 minutes to make a phone call and I come back to see this!?!?"

"Now that I think about it, maybe I'm just way too bad at this to exaggerate my image."

"The time limit's up, Christopher. It's my turn now."

"Hey James, were you the one who invited the guy over there painting us?"

"I'm such an idiot for believing there really was a toga party."

"Good. Now that we're seiging, could you fetch me some coffee?"

"Hmm, what rhymes with 'celery'?"

"Okay, how about I give you 50 bucks if you climb up that tower?"

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The Card Slave of Duenjatan

Effect line: at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to Nehru Jacket's wardrobe.

It should, considering I named him Nehru Jacket.

The United socialist Provinces of Red Ion

Duenjatan wrote:Effect line: at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to Nehru Jacket's wardrobe.

It should, considering I named him Nehru Jacket.

Lol



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The Dominion of Aquanii

i have refounded this puppet for unknown reasons

The United socialist Provinces of Red Ion

Aquanii wrote:i have refounded this puppet for unknown reasons

Welcome back

The Zombie waste land of North Impia

Hows it going guys

The Pollish State of Ruritane

North Impia wrote:Hows it going guys

Well

The Fascist State of Fascist Voxija

Uh... I found this in an issue...

"editor of Socialist Fascist Voxija Magazine"

The United socialist Provinces of Red Ion

Quick announcement

Just so guys know... NS will be down for three hours starting 10:45pm Thursday Pacific Time (after the major daily update).



The Zombie waste land of North Impia

Red Ion wrote:Quick announcement

Just so guys know... NS will be down for three hours starting 10:45pm Thursday Pacific Time (after the major daily update).

More Announcements

Deep storage will be updating its flag after the Canadian spring break. The Government will still be Active during the spring break. Leevo Will be back from his hiatus after the American spring break ends.
(Im also A Canadian like red ion)

The Pollish State of Ruritane

North Impia wrote:More Announcements

Deep storage will be updating its flag after the Canadian spring break. The Government will still be Active during the spring break. Leevo Will be back from his hiatus after the American spring break ends.
(Im also A Canadian like red ion)

I'm American, and for me, spring break already ended. What is this trickery?



The United socialist Provinces of Red Ion

Ruritane wrote:I'm American, and for me, spring break already ended. What is this trickery?

Sorry we got our times messed up! Leevo will be back on April second. North Impia texted me with the correction a few hours ago.

The Card Slave of Lame Country

Effect line: foreign governments regularly accuse the Lame military of war crimes

But if all's fair in love and war, war crimes don't exist, right?

The Pollish State of Ruritane

I found the "obnoxious Maxtopian diplomat Ronald Trump" in an issue. Do you think this is a random name??

The United socialist Provinces of Red Ion

Ruritane wrote:I found the "obnoxious Maxtopian diplomat Ronald Trump" in an issue. Do you think this is a random name??

I dont think so

The Dominion of Aquanii

Ruritane wrote:I found the "obnoxious Maxtopian diplomat Ronald Trump" in an issue. Do you think this is a random name??

nope, names like that are always parodies

The Pollish State of Ruritane

Red Ion wrote:I dont think so

Aquanii wrote:nope, names like that are always parodies

You're both wrong! I checked in Got Issues, and it's a @@RANDOMMALENAME@@ and a complete coincidence.

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