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Welcome all to chicken overlords!

Welcome The Empire of the Empire of Dogetopia! , maybe in the past chickens, kangaroos and dingos have not been allies, but this must change, we must join together to fight the humans and take over the earth, for the benefit of all animals!

The dingoes will still be in charge of Dogetopia if we join the region, right? The Chickens won't assasinate our queen and install a puppet leader?

don't worry, the dingoes will still be in charge, think of the alliance a bit like NATO, countries who work together for the common good, I will be writing a constitution soon.

Good. What role do the chickens play in this union? Do they have their own nation, or are they simply a majority species?

The chickens are the main driving force between the union, the kangaroos had already established their own nation but were not involved with humans, Mr Peckles, chicken overlord once said ''we have been planning this invasion for many years, originally it was a takeover, to show the might of the chickens, but we when I saw the terrible things that humans did, to chickens and to all animals I wanted to make a difference, I started to interview other animals if they wanted to join in, and many of them did, so it was then when the primary mission of the takeover changed, to helping all animals and to make sure all PATHETIC HUMANS who had wronged in the past were punished and all animals (presuming they ally with the chickens) were given freedom, liberty and equality''.

Thank you for this information. I can now join this union in good faith, knowing that I have reliable allies and that my leader will stay in charge of my country. I propose free trade for everybody!

You guys think humans are bad, you should see what those baboons did to China a few years back...

I think that all primates (excluding the ones I've already assimilated into my empire) are savages, and we should go to war with all of them, not just humans.

Communications will be erratic, as our Empress is quite busy most of the times. She will not be ignoring the rest of the commonwealth, she just might take a bit more time to respond to treaties and the like than usual. She will get to it when she can.

Empire of Dogetopia wrote:

Thank you for this information. I can now join this union in good faith, knowing that I have reliable allies and that my leader will stay in charge of my country. I propose free trade for everybody!

you're welcome, I think that is an excellent idea, hopefully soon we can finalise our laws and constitution.

Constitutions get in the way of my absolute powe- I mean, of course! Having a constitution sounds great! I'm not secretly going to annex anybody! ( looks at New Zealand hungrily)

Empire of Dogetopia wrote:

I think that all primates (excluding the ones I've already assimilated into my empire) are savages, and we should go to war with all of them, not just humans.

I think that we should give them a chance to join the rest of the animals, if we raise the young from birth then maybe we can civilise them, even though humans are similar to other primates, the reason they were so devastating to everyone else is because of the technology, however I do agree if we let other apes(not all, each individual is different and I'm sure many [including humans] are very reasonable creatures), as a species I would no be surprised (without intervention) may do exactly would humans did before them, or even evolve to look like humans.

I would agree with you, but the baboons actually released a plague into my country two decades ago. It's hard to forgive when half your population is dead. However, the Japanese Macaques haven't caused any trouble in the empire since we took over, so maybe their is some truth to your statements.

even though some animals, may commit terrible atrocities, you can't smear all members of that species with the same brush, some individuals may have gone past the point of no return, however, even though some species may be famous for crimes and have a bad reputation, however an orangutan named Jean, who made herself known to the government after a crime involving her son is not a bad and evil creature, as was her son, even though they were so closely related, they were still very different.

I have made a decision based on advice and information from my cabinet. I have decided to execute all baboons, as they are ugly and mean to everybody. The only exceptions are baboons that helped us during the war against fellow baboons. All other primates will be given three chances, and if they fail, they will be exiled. Hopefully, they don't wind up in North Kangarooland!

Empire of Dogetopia wrote:

Constitutions get in the way of my absolute powe- I mean, of course! Having a constitution sounds great! I'm not secretly going to annex anybody! ( looks at New Zealand hungrily)

you can have New Zealand, as long as the native animals are happy, we hope one day that the entire world will be united under one banner for the good of all life.

I can have New Zealand? Best day of my life! Everyone there will be so happy to have a government that forbids private industries and personal expression! Also, all drugs will be illegal except for medicinal uses.

Empire of Dogetopia wrote:

I have made a decision based on advice and information from my cabinet. I have decided to execute all baboons, as they are ugly and mean to everybody. The only exceptions are baboons that helped us during the war against fellow baboons. All other primates will be given three chances, and if they fail, they will be exiled. Hopefully, they don't wind up in North Kangarooland!

if they end up in North His Majesty's most loyal kangaroos, they will be treated like humans, and we will decide there fate depending which category they fit into, the categories are decided by a council of 16 animals who examine the evidence and let the animal defend themselves, if the animals can not come to a 50% majority then it goes to government.

Empire of Dogetopia wrote:

I can have New Zealand? Best day of my life! Everyone there will be so happy to have a government that forbids private industries and personal expression! Also, all drugs will be illegal except for medicinal uses.

we can have a referendum asking the animals if they want to join you, we can have that in a few days.

Oh. Well, it's a good thing that it won't start an international incident if it happens. By the way, we've decided to give the platypuses New Zealand so we don't have to look at them anymore. I mean, what are they anyway? Duck-beavers? Well, they can have New Zealand if the referendum gives us New Zealand, anyway.

I noticed that in the proposed constitution, we are supposed to worship Mr. Peckles. I think this might start a holy war, as most dingoes practice elementalism- the worship of fire, water, air, and the ground. Unless its metaphorical? Like, is it saying that we should all have great respect for Peckles?

I have a strong policy of invade first, ask questions later. In fact, I'm pretty sure that I just accidentally nuked an ambassador from our moon colony...

Speaking of moon colonies, we should have a poll on whether or not we should have a unified space program or a separate one.

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