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The Fallout-GTA Extravaganza of New San Andreas Republic

Tsarstvo alyaski wrote:So, how's life treating everyone here?

*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH*

*runs into a wall at full speed, evidently on a coke-filled insane binge. My sombrero falls off my head and along with it the bottles of tequila taped to it with duct tape. I look up, stunned at your question, and my white powder-stained fake mustache begins to fall off*

"Q-Que??"

Tsarstvo alyaski

via SetDef Invasion of Geneva

Tsarstvo alyaski

New San Andreas Republic wrote:*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH*

*runs into a wall at full speed, evidently on a coke-filled insane binge. My sombrero falls off my head and along with it the bottles of tequila taped to it with duct tape. I look up, stunned at your question, and my white powder-stained fake mustache begins to fall off*

"Q-Que??"

Good answer

The Fallout-GTA Extravaganza of New San Andreas Republic

Hey guys, Eros prime died. It seems our hombre did too much cocaine and ether at once and ended up choking death with their throat full of both the white stuff and the holy juice. Until he gets resusitated or someone gives him the Pulp Fiction treatment by jamming an adrenaline shot directly into their heart, we've lost a beloved member of the Calexico and Mexicali cartel.

I would invite all to participate in a tequila shot enema to mourn their passing. :(

*ugh... ugh... OH GOD right it's in there.

Happy trails, amigo. May you join your fellow party-goers in NS heaven one day.

The british continuation government

Isola perle

Hello, this is Meadowfields, after New San Andreas Republic made a comment about this on Forum 7!
The Italian flag is currently a placeholder for the real national flag.

The british continuation government

The Fallout-GTA Extravaganza of New San Andreas Republic

Isola perle wrote:Hello, this is Meadowfields, after New San Andreas Republic made a comment about this on Forum 7!
The Italian flag is currently a placeholder for the real national flag.

Hey there Meadowfields, you want your tequila enema now or after the service?

One of our few members who wasn't one of my puppets just died ;(

The british continuation government and Isola perle

The british continuation government

New San Andreas Republic wrote:Hey guys, Eros prime died. It seems our hombre did too much cocaine and ether at once and ended up choking death with their throat full of both the white stuff and the holy juice. Until he gets resusitated or someone gives him the Pulp Fiction treatment by jamming an adrenaline shot directly into their heart, we've lost a beloved member of the Calexico and Mexicali cartel.

I would invite all to participate in a tequila shot enema to mourn their passing. :(

*ugh... ugh... OH GOD right it's in there.

Happy trails, amigo. May you join your fellow party-goers in NS heaven one day.

I'll pour one out for the boy.

Isola perle



The Fallout-GTA Extravaganza of New San Andreas Republic

The british continuation government wrote:I'll pour one out for the boy.

No, you'll pour one in if you don't want to be disrespectful at the site of this man's death.

The british continuation government, Kauzat, and Isola perle

Kauzat

Aoooo-AAUUUGH, Shieeee... What'd I miss? I fell asleep for two days, I did too many barrels...

New San Andreas Republic and Isola perle

The lower 139

Dancing Jebediah is the worst, seriously...

Another alt account of Soveiniesberg here.

New San Andreas Republic and Isola perle

Californian state

nah

Isola perle

Isola perle

New San Andreas Republic wrote:Hey there Meadowfields, you want your tequila enema now or after the service?

One of our few members who wasn't one of my puppets just died ;(

After.

The lower 139

I swear, if this region gets raided...

The Fallout-GTA Extravaganza of New San Andreas Republic

The lower 139 wrote:I swear, if this region gets raided...

Unless some hombres hack my account and forcibly give themselves executive powers, that isn't happening. Since you know... I'm the founder (cartel boss) with supreme unchecked cocaine-fueled powers, and you're my underlings who I let snort coke with me and hide in fear as I fire off my gun randomly. Any raiders who show up would just be annoyed since I keep ejecting and banning them.

Northern Seleucia, Caligulas Legion, and Californian state

Estado americano de espana

ok whats up guys im going to make anime incredibly PATRIOTIC for the glorious MILITARY-ENTERTAINMENT-INDUSTRY COMPLEX

The Fallout-GTA Extravaganza of New San Andreas Republic

Jesse, we cannot just walk into the Calexico-Mexicali drug cartel meeting room and demand our methamphetamine back. Do you have any idea what they'll do to us in there? They're... they're insane.
They snort cocaine with by putting into the barrel of an M4 and then dropping into their nostrils.. They're worse than Tuco. Jesse, NO DON'T GO IN THERE JESSE

Federal reclamation initiative

via Pax Nuclei

Federal reclamation initiative

New San Andreas Republic wrote:Jesse, we cannot just walk into the Calexico-Mexicali drug cartel meeting room and demand our methamphetamine back. Do you have any idea what they'll do to us in there? They're... they're insane.
They snort cocaine with by putting into the barrel of an M4 and then dropping into their nostrils.. They're worse than Tuco. Jesse, NO DON'T GO IN THERE JESSE

Think that's bad? Try surviving a Radiation Snow Storm!

Estado americano de espana

jESSE I NEED MY ANIME

The lower 139

JESSE WE NEED TO COOK SMILE TEA EXTRACTED FROM THE TEETH OF PEOPLE WHO HAVE DIED IN BOTCHED SURGERIES

JESSE LISTEN TO ME WE HAVE TO DO THIS

The Fallout-GTA Extravaganza of New San Andreas Republic

The lower 139 wrote:JESSE WE NEED TO COOK SMILE TEA EXTRACTED FROM THE TEETH OF PEOPLE WHO HAVE DIED IN BOTCHED SURGERIES

JESSE LISTEN TO ME WE HAVE TO DO THIS

mr. whiter, the tooth fairy came and took the teeth mr white. he left us $12 and a chocolate bar mr white, the teeth arent there mr white

Estado americano de espana

JESSE WE NEED TO COOK PISS

DONT ASK ME WHY

The lower 139

New San Andreas Republic wrote:mr. whiter, the tooth fairy came and took the teeth mr white. he left us $12 and a chocolate bar mr white, the teeth arent there mr white

JESSE WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE TOOTH FAIRY CAME AND TOOK THE TEETH

DO YOU MEAN THE FEDERAL TEETH COLLECTING SERVICE OF THE IRS FOR HEALTH LAND?

The lower 139

Ns on iPhone

via Alesia

The Federal Republic of Northern Seleucia

I'm a Stalinist Anarcho-Capitalist. Ask me anything.

The lower 139

Northern Seleucia wrote:I'm a Stalinist Anarcho-Capitalist. Ask me anything.

That’s a bit scary.

via Alesia

The Federal Republic of Northern Seleucia

The lower 139 wrote:That’s a bit scary.

What? It's just progressive fascism!

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