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The Fallout-GTA Extravaganza of New San Andreas Republic | *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH* *runs into a wall at full speed, evidently on a coke-filled insane binge. My sombrero falls off my head and along with it the bottles of tequila taped to it with duct tape. I look up, stunned at your question, and my white powder-stained fake mustache begins to fall off* "Q-Que??" | |
Tsarstvo alyaski | Good answer | |
The Fallout-GTA Extravaganza of New San Andreas Republic | Hey guys, Eros prime died. It seems our hombre did too much cocaine and ether at once and ended up choking death with their throat full of both the white stuff and the holy juice. Until he gets resusitated or someone gives him the Pulp Fiction treatment by jamming an adrenaline shot directly into their heart, we've lost a beloved member of the Calexico and Mexicali cartel. I would invite all to participate in a tequila shot enema to mourn their passing. :( *ugh... ugh... OH GOD right it's in there. Happy trails, amigo. May you join your fellow party-goers in NS heaven one day. | |
Isola perle | Hello, this is Meadowfields, after New San Andreas Republic made a comment about this on Forum 7! | |
The Fallout-GTA Extravaganza of New San Andreas Republic | ||
The british continuation government | ||
The Fallout-GTA Extravaganza of New San Andreas Republic | ||
Kauzat | Aoooo-AAUUUGH, Shieeee... What'd I miss? I fell asleep for two days, I did too many barrels... New San Andreas Republic and Isola perle | |
The lower 139 | Dancing Jebediah is the worst, seriously... Another alt account of Soveiniesberg here. New San Andreas Republic and Isola perle | |
Californian state | ||
Isola perle | After. | |
The lower 139 | I swear, if this region gets raided... | |
The Fallout-GTA Extravaganza of New San Andreas Republic | Unless some hombres hack my account and forcibly give themselves executive powers, that isn't happening. Since you know... I'm the founder (cartel boss) with supreme unchecked cocaine-fueled powers, and you're my underlings who I let snort coke with me and hide in fear as I fire off my gun randomly. Any raiders who show up would just be annoyed since I keep ejecting and banning them. Northern Seleucia, Caligulas Legion, and Californian state | |
Estado americano de espana | ok whats up guys im going to make anime incredibly PATRIOTIC for the glorious MILITARY-ENTERTAINMENT-INDUSTRY COMPLEX | |
The Fallout-GTA Extravaganza of New San Andreas Republic | Jesse, we cannot just walk into the Calexico-Mexicali drug cartel meeting room and demand our methamphetamine back. Do you have any idea what they'll do to us in there? They're... they're insane. | |
via Pax Nuclei | Federal reclamation initiative | Think that's bad? Try surviving a Radiation Snow Storm! |
Estado americano de espana | jESSE I NEED MY ANIME | |
The lower 139 | JESSE WE NEED TO COOK SMILE TEA EXTRACTED FROM THE TEETH OF PEOPLE WHO HAVE DIED IN BOTCHED SURGERIES JESSE LISTEN TO ME WE HAVE TO DO THIS | |
The Fallout-GTA Extravaganza of New San Andreas Republic | mr. whiter, the tooth fairy came and took the teeth mr white. he left us $12 and a chocolate bar mr white, the teeth arent there mr white | |
Estado americano de espana | JESSE WE NEED TO COOK PISS DONT ASK ME WHY | |
The lower 139 | JESSE WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE TOOTH FAIRY CAME AND TOOK THE TEETH DO YOU MEAN THE FEDERAL TEETH COLLECTING SERVICE OF THE IRS FOR HEALTH LAND? | |
The lower 139 | Ns on iPhone | |
via Alesia | The Federal Republic of Northern Seleucia | I'm a Stalinist Anarcho-Capitalist. Ask me anything. |
The lower 139 | That’s a bit scary. | |
via Alesia | The Federal Republic of Northern Seleucia | What? It's just progressive fascism! |