King Peter: I'mma go get another cappucino, this time... with rum. *leaves* On Mars: Kowalski: Aaaaaaaaah, so we can go to Proxima centauri NOW?!? *Calls mission Titanic* Kowalski: Guys, you're gonna be on Titan so soon Pietruszek: What? WDYM? Kowalski: Warp drive XD Pietruszkova: Haha very funny Kowalski: No, but seriously now we have the warp drive Romanoff: Oh, f**k yeah! Vilkovicz: Sergej, don't swear pls. Pietruszek: Let him, It's a shock for all of us.
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*Calles USS San Diego* Diego: Warp 2? San Diego: Warp 2 to Io for studies Diego: Get teaaaaaaaaa
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Io is now under the control of Calisto but not for now intill we make a colony there. We shall leave the other moons to other countries
In the universe where Eastern Tatarstan is a thing, there are 4 kinds of nations: Those who landed on the Moon first Those who landed on the moon Those who gave up and died (Looking at you, USSR)
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Bithynia-crimea
I am working on colonizing a dark hole.
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Cieszynski slask
*sus*
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*dab in Landed on the moon first*
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First LEGIT town on titan! Novotriněc! Population: 300 people
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Oh water, ok
You did not tho:\ (MOON)Laguna Mound: 405 thousand people?!
Asteroid Malle base: 23 people
Martian International Base: 3 people
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WRoNg NaME. ItS BLaK HoLe. YoU aLso CaN't cOlOnIZe A BLaK HoLe Does anyone play space flight sim? (Just asking)
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D:
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Well I'm making you the first on....MARS
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You already made me AWA *I really dont wanna go that creep-y path but i couldnt resist putting the awa in there*
wRoNg PlAnEt tYpE(Its a gas giant so no colonies and its a BLak HoLe)
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Uranus is an Ice Giant, we can colonize his moon tho
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Peaceful bosnia and herzegovina
Look who's back
Cidade capitalista do sul, Calisto states, and Cieszynski slask
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Cidade capitalista do sul has now a new national flag. Introducing the Quatro Valores (four values)
The new flag stands for: Yellow: Capitalism, Happiness White: Christianity, Purity, Dignity Green: Nature, Primitivism Black: Anarchy, Dark Enlightenment