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man the last post here was 126 days ago, can we safely say this is dead or kinda dead

Prideness wrote:

man the last post here was 126 days ago, can we safely say this is dead or kinda dead

Kinda dead; undead in many parts - Most the grey green areas...

Prideness wrote:

man the last post here was 126 days ago, can we safely say this is dead or kinda dead

Have to say, most of the nations here aren't very chatty, and usually RP in other regions when they need a break from the dull monotony of the work we do here.

Others ofcourse are in cold storage,...
...behind reinforced doors...
...or accessible via portals while they conduct 'field studies' in other regions.

Sprays, cleans, and polishes RMB.

Removes The elephant in the room, and contacts Tercania islands about adding it to the next 'special' at The Bar on the corner of every region...

Surely the 3 day old carcass aged and matured meat of an elephant🐘 could come in handy for the ever starving patrons.

*pukes on floor*

Ahem... I need a mop. Please.

*cough-cough*

Darrtethia wrote:

*pukes on floor*

Ahem... I need a mop. Please.

*cough-cough*

Sniffs at the vomit, before eating it.

Labrador Retrievers wrote:

Sniffs at the vomit, before eating it.

Sprays, cleans, and polishes RMB.
Chases off the dogs.
Mops the floor.

*A single zombie shuffles through the antechamber of the Darrtethian House of Lords and into the main hall. The zombie pauses long enough to grasp the white wig from the head of the corpse of the Magistrate of Public Health and halfheartedly places it on its head. If a living being were in the room, it would have observed that the zombie almost seems proud that it had elevated its status amongst its kind. It would be a leader zombie. Its dreams were complete. The proud zombie strikes a regal pose at the lectern as its thin-skinned stomach suddenly rips open from the festering pus-filled pressure boiling in its core. The sound of tearing flesh and wet droppings fill the air as the zombie watches blankly as its entrails drop to the floor. A moist steam fills the air as the zombie grunts its disapproval. The zombie looks down for a moment and looks side-to-side then pulls the wig off and slowly shuffles out of the room, embarrassed. The zombie makes its way back into the throng of Walking Dead, wig clutched in hand. The hoard of zombies continue to slowly pour through the streets knowing that the wig carrier is now less of a zombie for having worn the government wig without the proper diapered underwear to match. Let this be a lesson to you. The moral of the story is to make sure that Pressman 2000 Automatic Bologna Sandwich Dispenser is available for installation in your bathroom before the Zombie Apocalypse reaches your house!*

Sprays, cleans, and polishes RMB.

Please create a faction for Zombie Research Institute so we can nuke other countries back into the stone age.

Thank you.

Hmmm… me thinks the region is dead. Not undead.

Darrtethia wrote:

Please create a faction for Zombie Research Institute so we can nuke other countries back into the stone age.

Thank you.

A large number of the nations here are campaigners for nuclear disarmament, and the region as a whole normally likes to stay out of N-Day activity, Z-Day activity however...

Darrtethia wrote:

Hmmm… me thinks the region is dead. Not undead.

On life support, strapped to their beds, until the JZJ virus; which resides here, stirs them to undead non-life, and they yearn to break free in search of ᛒʀꝛᴀΛʌᴀ¡ıiIiıᶯɴиɳⱿɀ

Notice: ALL nations within the region are in 'lockdown', and the regional borders have been closed (password protected) until further notice due to developments in the global pandemic.

Stretches.

Consuela de la Morrela wrote:

Stretches.

Welcome back! 😁

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TO HAVE THEM PLACED ON THE NICE LIST.
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Thanks for taking part in our polls, HOWEVER, would you be so kind as to limit yourself to one vote per real-life player in each poll?

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