The South PacificBoard

Carthatska wrote:

Who said it cared?

Nobody..

Uvalor wrote:

Our head of state is SUPPOSED TO BE elected by the state/popular vote through an election. This election day happens June 30.

HOWEVER, the current head of state (Alex “Blaire” Mackenzie III) took power in 2006 via force during The 10 Days.

This makes him a dictator.

Lmao it took 10 days in canon for the Goldmanian November 2020 Prime Minister elections to produce a clear winner.

But hey, the Union of Capitalists continues their decade long rule.

Edit. I have claimed Page 2739.

Carthatska wrote:

Who said it cared?

Nobody had talked for a good 20 minutes until I did, which unleashed you all here.

Yes, but Unojoish News says otherwise.

Unojo wrote:

Yes, but Unojoish News says otherwise.

Well, yes, it's something by Unojo.

It contradicts everything.

Carthatska wrote:

Well, yes, it's something by Unojo.

It contradicts everything.

I bet sometime soon if you even say something mildly bad about the Unojo Government, you’re pretty much screwed.

Uvalor wrote:

I bet sometime soon if you even say something mildly bad about the Unojo Government, you’re pretty much screwed.

That's pretty much already the case.

Carthatska wrote:

Well, yes, it's something by Unojo.

It contradicts everything.

When has Unojo did ANYTHING wrong? NEVER*
_{*not counting before Malnja. We spit on their graves.}

Unojo wrote:

When has Unojo did ANYTHING wrong? NEVER*
_{*not counting before Malnja. We spit on their graves.}

This sounds like a great time to remind you that turtism is the best-ism!

Who is the most insane and random nation in the South Pacific?

Edit:My guess is that it's either Unojo or Auphelia.

Uvalor wrote:

I bet sometime soon if you even say something mildly bad about the Unojo Government, you’re pretty much screwed.

What? Never! Everyone loves Malnja and people who hate her (which is nobody) don't get shipped up north to mine in a desert (because everyone loves Saney Malnja!).

ALSO “Blaire” has come out and said that he will drive the nation into a energy boom via renewable energy. Solar, Wind, Electricity are being heavily funded, while the power grid crumbles to the ground.

Downtown Coscik,
February 27, 2021.
4 PM

“I and my fellow delegates have began out decision to move our country forward, cleaner than ever. Renewable energy is now being heavily funded. Let’s bring this forward! I see a great Rijk future.”

Ipugao wrote:

Who is the most insane and random nation in the South Pacific?

Edit:My guess is that it's either Unojo or Auphelia.

No, Unojo is just Carthatska, except evil.

And don't say Auphelia's name, or else they'll show up!

Unojo wrote:

What? Never! Everyone loves Malnja and people who hate her (which is nobody) don't get shipped up north to mine in a desert (because everyone loves Saney Malnja!).

And what about other countries?

Uvalor wrote:

ALSO “Blaire” has come out and said that he will drive the nation into a energy boom via renewable energy. Solar, Wind, Electricity are being heavily funded, while the power grid crumbles to the ground.

Downtown Coscik,
February 27, 2021.
4 PM

“I and my fellow delegates have began out decision to move our country forward, cleaner than ever. Renewable energy is now being heavily funded. Let’s bring this forward! I see a great Rijk future.”

Sounds cool, but I want to show those Neuwish hippies in antarctica why not to mess with Unojo.

Carthatska wrote:

No, Unojo is just Carthatska, except evil.

And don't say Auphelia's name, or else they'll show up!

No, just a better, South American Carthatska.

Unojo wrote:

No, just a better, South American Carthatska.

Don't say better, say...

'more likely to murder things'.

Even though we are anti-democratic (like others), our relationship with Unojo is actually pretty sour.

The Rijk-Australs have not gotten along with Unojoish people.

Who is the best waifu in the South Pacific?

I'd like a waifu that can beat the everliving [MANURE] out of me.

Uvalor wrote:

Even though we are anti-democratic (like others), our relationship with Unojo is actually pretty sour.

The Rijk-Australs have not gotten along with Unojoish people.

I'd fix that if I were you.

Uvalor wrote:

And what about other countries?

Well, we have an island where they can farm rice, an island were they can farm bananas, an island where they can mine, a port city in antarctica, and becoming a Runner.

Carthatska wrote:

Don't say better, say...

'more likely to murder things'.

*Execute

Uvalor wrote:

Even though we are anti-democratic (like others), our relationship with Unojo is actually pretty sour.

The Rijk-Australs have not gotten along with Unojoish people.

Why is that?

Unojo Do you allow people to leave the country and move to other countries?

Uvalor wrote:

Even though we are anti-democratic (like others), our relationship with Unojo is actually pretty sour.

The Rijk-Australs have not gotten along with Unojoish people.

What are your thoughts on us?

Ipugao wrote:

What are your thoughts on us?

We have neutral relations with you.

We’re not your “friends” but we’re cool and are not at each other’s throats.

Ipugao wrote:

Who is the best waifu in the South Pacific?

I'd like a waifu that can beat the everliving [MANURE] out of me.

Malnja

Uvalor wrote:

Unojo Do you allow people to leave the country and move to other countries?

Other Colonies, yes.

Unojo wrote:

Malnja
Other Colonies, yes.

I meant like to places OUTSIDE of Unojo territories and colonies..

Uvalor wrote:

I meant like to places OUTSIDE of Unojo territories and colonies..

They would have to move from a colony to another nation. That would be difficult however.