The East PacificBoard

*stab*

Ysg hermitcraft wrote:

caek, pi, ice crem, any dessert...

good gentle, thou hast forgotten the noble cooki

in a day or two, i turn a year old. a year of caek. oh no.

Pledonia grape

Terreich und Preussen wrote:

Look I only added the genocidal ultra nationalists as a joke

I did not expected them to come in second place

Peatiktist wrote:

How does one not know who H. P. Lovecraft is.

To be fair, his icon status is still relatively recent. And even then cosmic horror is still a pretty obscure genre even with people like Stephen King delving into it.

Brethren wrote:

good gentle, thou hast forgotten the noble cooki

CAEK

Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich wrote:

To be fair, his icon status is still relatively recent. And even then cosmic horror is still a pretty obscure genre even with people like Stephen King delving into it.

Yes, but H. P. Lovecraft basically founded a genre.

Euricanis wrote:

CAEK

BAKON

Euricanis wrote:

CAEK

caek caek

Brethren wrote:

caek caek

Yum

Dead rmb

Myehn wrote:

Dead rmb

Hello

what is it called when your stressing out to death and vibing at the same time?

The Solar Ottomans wrote:

what is it called when your stressing out to death and vibing at the same time?

I don't know.

The Solar Ottomans wrote:

what is it called when your stressing out to death and vibing at the same time?

A Bruh moment

Ysg hermitcraft wrote:

As President YSG hears wind of this, he calls for a meeting of the Council of 5, who had not had a meeting nor ever needed one ever since YSG's election, which is also known as the Starpoint Advisory. "We have a dire situation on our hands. The death syndicate has pretty much declared war. I have called you all here to help me decide on what to do for this matter. It may help if we get our Serkinian allies to help." he tells them before phoning the Serkinian capital. "Come on, come on, pick up..."

You don't know it was me, the entire post was basically me describing how I covered up a terrorist attack as a domestic right-wing quasi-militaristic group

Serkin wrote:

Alan huffed, looking at Zayra, who seemed really shaken.

"Don't worry... You were not yourself. On top of that.... I lucky finished a project me and Anatoly were working on." Hoslandski said, before gliding to a close by building and landong in front of the door.

Commander Carvajal heard his office phone ring and picked it up. "Commander Manuel Carvajal speaking." He said, adjusting his eyepatch.
Can you quote them for me?-

Yeah no one second

Preat Sleeps

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Smh EDP445 down bad. Real shame it's gone down this way. Man is absolutely pathetic.

The hand of linghun wrote:

Actually wait I’ve got plenty of people to do this... why not send it all at once.

Da Pings

[nation]Pakitsk[nation]
Empire of Dabiristan
[nation]Levantin[nation] x3

Da Tele

 A greetings is in order to you’re nation, we are the Linghun. I am a direct intelligence and diplomat of the order in which I speak of today, and we implore you to allow us to speak our minds to you’re diplomats or head of state. We are an organization, we are a project, we are a protest, we are a people. The Linghun stand for the prosperity and equality of all Eastern peoples. So we ask once more to please allow us to speak our minds.

We accept your request. However, we would like to inform you that we are not communist in any form.

Empire of Dabiristan wrote:

We accept your request. However, we would like to inform you that we are not communist in any form.

Dont worry, being Called "Eastern" doesnt mean Communist, just Means "F*ck da West."

Karatol-Advenra wrote:

Dont worry, being Called "Eastern" doesnt mean Communist, just Means "F*ck da West."

With the disunited state they're in yes I approve of this.

No, I am not western ffs I will scream "ㅡ씨빵쌔여!" (F*ck you) in your face and feed you kimchi with Ssamyang Ramen and proceed to give you the death stare until you cry in pain from the raw spicyness.

Slow Withdrawal From Volinovia

As the purpose of the operation in Volinovia slowly turned into a futile and costly effort, the Liberal Party urged the Prime Minister to withdraw from southeast Volinovia. Meanwhile, the Conservative Party - the de facto opposition - wanted to strengthen the military presence in the region, effectively bringing it closer to the nation's sphere of influence. In the long run, Estandé might receive some land. The Prime Minister, of course, leaned towards the Liberal Party and believed that the conservatives were just there to mess up the already unstable relationship with the Volinovian Republic. As one of the most powerful political parties, however, the Prime Minister had a compromise; slowly withdraw from Volinovia and focus their attention on the border towns. The Volinovians in the southeast would see the expeditionary forces leave, which meant leaving the towns undefended.