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Kaillun | Dangit Nanfoodle, my civs ! >.< | |
Hammocktopia | Coconuts anyone? | |
The Holy Empire of The Onigiri Enclave | But brains are a much cheaper food supply, when you think about it. | |
The Holy Empire of The Onigiri Enclave | I find it hilarious that one of us is still trying to eradicate zombies despite the fact we're all undead now. | |
Cookiesandmilks | Hello. | |
Windiria | You can't escape from me that easily. | |
Windiria | I'll admit, I'd hate to live in my own country; average lifespan is only 30 years. | |
Kaillun | Would you rather die from a long life of suffering ? | |
The Holy Empire of The Onigiri Enclave | Wow, my people live three times longer and have a far better condition of living. Just what DO you do to your people? | |
Kaillun | Many went to the gulag, few have returned | |
Windiria | Well, starting out my nation had the Rugged Pioneer origin, and I did almost literally everything to strip regulations, especially on private industry; then I tore down the environment for the most part, then we went underground and everybody started dying from cancer because of the uranium mines, I had ritual sacrifice legal for a while, and now I've become more of a 1984-type dictatorship. Overall, not very friendly conditions. | |
Windiria | And now Windiria is a Psychotic Dictatorship, with the final straw being a resolved issue result of: "STUUURM often plays real life games of Tower Defense against hordes of angry villagers." | |
The Holy Empire of The Onigiri Enclave | Heh, meanwhile I'm the exact opposite - I started out as a Diplomatic Homeland Wrangler, have massive regulations, my tax rate is 97.6%, I have pretty good income equality, all industry is state-owned or government industry, my environment is amazing, as is my tourism, everyone is stoned out of their mind since I legalized pretty much every drug and sit in the Top 0.1% in the world for Recreational Drug Use, and other than old age (54%), all my people have to worry about dying from is either getting lost in the wilderness (41.7%), getting mauled to death by a Fabulous Onigiri (4%), or suicide while in police custody (0.4%). Ritual sacrifice is also legal, but it seems no one's dying for that right now. Also, my nation's an awesome place to be if you want to be a pirate. :3 | |
Post by Kaillun suppressed by Windiria. | ||
Windiria | I have achieved top 4% of the world in Authoritarianism, with a rating of 4.11 Stalins. | |
Windiria | 49.5% of all deaths in Windiria are caused by Disappearance. | |
Windiria | Only .06 Stalins for the "Oppressed People"? Sheesh, get it together :P | |
The Harmonious Orchard of Fishy Apples | "Live Free or Die" is still using authoritarian force to make someone be free against their will. :3 | |
The Holy Empire of The Onigiri Enclave | We did it!! We're 69th in the world for Recreational Drug Use. We're also 843rd for Inclusiveness and 1653rd for Most Employed, but that's not as important. :3 | |
The Holy Empire of The Onigiri Enclave | I'm a Holy Empire that primarily funds Education and doesn't give a cent to Spirituality; a holy land that is 3rd in it's region and 119,930th in the world for Religiousness... WE DID IT!! | |
via Coristno | The Dark Dominion of Sakurisa | |
Windiria | Greetings, O Wise One. | |
The Holy Empire of The Onigiri Enclave | Enslaving the masses as usual, I see. :3 | |
Windiria | Even after all this time. | |
The Holy Empire of The Onigiri Enclave | As of yesterday, May 20th, I will have been in The Bunny Fire as long as I was in the Union of Equestria. |