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Tbh I'm probably gonna let my nation die soon. I haven't even been doing issues, I've just been deleting telegrams.

Main battle tanks stalk the woods of Ilstur in search of Clovers.

Ilstur wrote:

Tbh I'm probably gonna let my nation die soon. I haven't even been doing issues, I've just been deleting telegrams.

Put other nations in power in this region before you do, we can't change that stuff

Welp, I just hit 3 billion population. I am going to let Ilstur die. I made Armans a Meme Overseer.

You can say what you like about the genocidal murderers that rule Square Town but at least the trains run on time.

what can y'all say about your trains?

Serial killers are the country's biggest import.

So, how has your day been?

Ilstur has died. R.I.P. to the Catholic nation, now the name has been given to the Boneyard

Every worker in my country is full of meth. Skyscrapers get built in days and we'll never lose a war.

It's a shame to hear of the death of Ilstur. Never forget

I just entered all out nuclear warfare. wish me luck

Square town wrote:

I just entered all out nuclear warfare. wish me luck

Good luck, Overlord for Life

I have legalized cannibalism. Jeffrey Dahmer would be proud.

Armans wrote:

I have legalized cannibalism. Jeffrey Dahmer would be proud.

yes he would. i think like a quarter of my people die of ritual sacrifice

Allergic to water wrote:

yes he would. i think like a quarter of my people die of ritual sacrifice

Charlie Manson would be proud

the government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region

I'm so generous

The only reason we couldn’t be here for those fruit-loops is because we were busting an infamous ring of jaywalking arsonists. Surely that proves we know what we’re doing?

this is what my police force was doing instead of being a decent royal guard

Allergic to water wrote:

The only reason we couldn’t be here for those fruit-loops is because we were busting an infamous ring of jaywalking arsonists. Surely that proves we know what we’re doing?

this is what my police force was doing instead of being a decent royal guard

Wait, they busted us? Dammit. I have to hide.

The mentally ill are given high powered automatic weapons for "catharsis therapy".

Good news!

“We must go much further than a few beggars!” argues the overzealous High Member of the Order of Violet, Vladimir Putin. “You must pass a law that everyone’s first-born child must be slaughtered, on live TV if possible. Think of the viewing figures!”

...putin?

“By allowing The Cat Overlords’s absurd little book into hotels, you promote one of mankind’s great evils,” intones Ms. Hawkins, shredding the pages of The Cat Overlords’s writings lengthwise to line her cat’s litter-tray.

Joke's on you, that's worship

Tri-tri-squircles wrote:

“We must go much further than a few beggars!” argues the overzealous High Member of the Order of Violet, Vladimir Putin. “You must pass a law that everyone’s first-born child must be slaughtered, on live TV if possible. Think of the viewing figures!”

...putin?

well of course. Putin has a very commanding personality and a highly respected opinion

Armans wrote:

“By allowing The Cat Overlords’s absurd little book into hotels, you promote one of mankind’s great evils,” intones Ms. Hawkins, shredding the pages of The Cat Overlords’s writings lengthwise to line her cat’s litter-tray.

Joke's on you, that's worship

That's hilarious

I have finally eliminated old age as a cause of death. Like Kathryn my people just can't reach old age

Allergic to water wrote:

I have finally eliminated old age as a cause of death. Like Kathryn my people just can't reach old age

That is a thing of beauty

The realistic depiction of tentacles is on the core syllabus of most art schools.

haha that's a hentai joke