We ALSO remember what we did back in Persia, and we smile as we picture all of those vile disgusting basement dwelling neckbeards dying of hypothermia after our valiant KNIGHT OF DEAR LEADER... removed their ability to move. We laugh even, as we picture them suffer. And we promise that all of you, yes, every single one of you, will suffer by our hands. We HATE you and want you all dead! Isn't that a funny thought? All you haters of DEAR LEADER will SUFFER! And that thought fills every JEWish heart with mirth! Picturing you at the end of a dulled pike! At the foot of a chopping block, us using dulled axes! Maybe even getting taken out into the desert or the mountains and all your limbs removed and you being left there! AND THAT IS US BEING NICE!!!!! YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR THREATS TO DEAR LEADER, AND THE DESECRATION OF HER PERFECT AND BEAUTIFUL STATUE!!!!! WE WILL BUILD A NEW TEMPLE AND A NEW STATUE WITH YOU AS SLAVE LABOR AND WE WILL KILL YOU BY WORKING SOME OF YOU TO DEATH!!!!! AND IF YOU SO MUCH AS TOUCH DEAR LEADER YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO!!!!! DEAR LEADER IS PERFECT!!!!! IF ANYTHING CANADA IS HER PUPPET!!!!! PUPPET CANADA PUPPET CANADA!!!!! DEAR LEADER IS TOO GOOD OF A LEADER TO BE CHOSEN BY THE CANADIANS BECAUSE THE CANADIANS ARE NOT DEAR LEADER!!!!! AND SO, WE ALL RAISE OUR DULLED BLADES, DULLED ON PURPOSE SO THEY DON'T CUT BUT TEAR, AND SERRATED SO THEY CATCH ON YOUR SKIN!!!!! DEATH TO IMPERIAL FRONT!!!!!! LONG LIVE DEAR LEADER!!!!!!!!!!!!
We fear neither of you. Instead, we are disappointed that you have chosen to reject the truth. The plain truth is that the current regime that occupies the North Sea Federation is not in fact run by its native people, but by a collaborationist puppet who answers to the inhuman regime to our north. We will carry on the struggle! Death to Veia! Death to all of you! Long live the Rightful King!
Security is heavily increased, and we begin to use body doubles.
Lowcount
Now you're talking sense
@Jew volunteers It seems that the Imperial Front still has people within who know the truth of DEAR LEADER's eminence.
Your security is useless. None of it will stop the glorious truth of DEAR LEADER from creeping its way throughout your rotten nation.
*Lowcountian sleeper cells activate in Imperial Front, spreading dissident leaflets throughout the populace*
*Now thousands see Veia as a liberator who will tear down their oppressive regime*
To: IF especialy Leader MacDuff Subject: Increased Guard Body: Hello agian, we see that you have taken us seriously, and that you seem to have increased your guards, and gotten a few people who look simmilar to yourself MacDuff, and other high ranking officials, we find it cute how easy you think it is to fool us. We have also noticed you have started to eat your lunch in your tent, what a shame, We know from reports of you on your nothern front how much you love your heat, and we quite enjoyed tracking what you had for lunch, we have a few gaps in the spread sheet now, but what can you do I guess. We also notice that you have yet to move camp, I thought we gave you a sugjestion to run, but I guess you did not care enough to listen. -Nemo me impune lacessit --your neighborhood RRA Attached: Flag of the RRA
Just at the edge of eye sight there is a blue flag with a white triangle and some yellow words on it, the RRA flag.
Lowcount
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Ah yes, many... things... to be done. Yes...
I have received it. Thank you, DEAR LEADER of the glorious Union of Religious Nations!
Of course, you are very welcome. I appreciate you helping to get rid of Imperial Front. They recently almost assassinated me twice at an event in West Gandhistan, and I would not be here if not for my custom and very sharp hairpin that I keep on me now at all times. You can call me Veia if you would like by the way! If it is okay with all of you who are hunting these monsters, may I send a professional team of spies to assist your efforts?
"We think we can handle this" the RRA sends a spreadsheet of what P. MacDuff has eaten for lunch sense he became leader. "we have more but I think that proves our abilities, though if you want to find a very specific person for us go ahead and tell us where the leader of the RUDJ occupation is, that would be much apricated... but leave them for us to deal with."
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HEATHENS, THE LOT OF THEM! Thank God for DEAR LEADER VEIA's ingenious cunning!
I will then, DEAR LEADER VEIA. It has a nice sound to it.
Any help is appreciated! I am undermining their corrupt government's rule by distributing dissident leaflets!
Excellent, I will send some brave and wise Northarians to join Imperial Front and pretend to be members of their ideology. (Imperial Front is not privy to this information however.)
One thing to remember though, Imperial Front is less a country and more a group, they have units all over the world, though they were recently scared out of the area of Iran by the Volunteers. It is believed that they are congregating deep in the jungles of Ewharistan, as well as in the Congo rainforest.
No, it is you who are talking no sense, especially since it is easily documented that you altered what we said for your disgusting propaganda post, the typical dishonesty of a Unionnaire lackey. Regardless, your sense continues to make none, as we are not a nation, we currently have no civilian population, rather, we are the true government of the North Sea Federation, though unfortunately exiled by the puppet regime in power. If you would have listened to sense, then it would have told you to reject that Veia, and assist us in obtaining our birthright as pure and true Northarians. The Northarian people deserve someone actually chosen by them and not by the Neanderthal regime currently to our north, and the fact is that O'Hara was wrongly overthrown by the RU way back in 1947. We simply seek to restore the government of O'Hara, even if he is no longer here with us due to collaborationist thugs like you. And no, you are not pure Northarians, we would be able to pick any of you out from a crowd even if we did have a civilian population. Thank you though for letting us know that you do not know how we operate, we no longer are worried even a bit about you. Have fun with your pamphlets or whatever, literally anyone who is a member of Imperial Front will simply discard them as the Unionnaire propaganda they are.
O'Malley was this close to succeeding. We will not make the same mistake of having someone grab you.
Oh we are so scared. You know what one of the body doubles has eaten for lunch. Do you want a golf clap?
To: P. Macduff Subject: Golf Clap Body: " Yes we would love a golf clap, you know how much time it took to chart your food eating pattern so if and when we want we can seamlessly put in a poisoned version of your meal. It was not hard per-say just time consuming, so if you would be so kind to send us your meals for the next, week or so that would be much appreciated as well, makes our job easier. Speaking of our job, I feel like you are taking us too lightly, so we will send 2 warning shots to show you we are watching you, and we are not to be trifled with. -Nemo me impune lacessit --your friendly local RRA" Attached: Flag of the RRA Attached: Picture of P. MacDuff sitting at his desk
just as the email is sent a sniper from the direction of the flag, that has been moved a little closer, takes 2 shots killing the 2 aids next to MacDuff.
WOW, we have been obliterated because the five year old made a poop joke! Oh whatever can we do against such dizzying intellect? Truly, Imperial Front is finished! Do you hear that everyone? We have been beaten!
Ah, yes, these famed sleeper cells that conveniently appeared overnight, just like you, with no build-up or anything. Your magic ways are truly very impressive. Good job on getting some real Northarians though, that traitor Veia must have clearly approved you, yes?
Okay, we can go along with the idea of your famed, enormous, magic sleeper cells rising up. All three of you are quickly captured and shot, and buried at sea unceremoniously. Done and done.
Eh, what does any of this matter? You are just going to ignore anything we do or say, and you will change it to something that is in your favour. Or maybe you will just outright delete it and replace it with yet another full display of your pitiful immaturity. Go ahead, prove us right. This original post will be here, unedited, for anyone to see, and that is something that you can do nothing about.
Jew volunteers
DEAR LEADER'S GLORIOUS SPIES will be much appreciated! THANK YOU DEAR LEADER!!!
You will, you will, just wait til we're at your doorstep!
We give THE STAR OF SCANDINAVIA'S spies the weapons they need. We give them as much information as possible, including the location of the disgusting usurper-wannabe.
(Out of character: Weird, Imperial Front claimed that he was the true government of the North Sea. I just assumed that he'd also claim to be the true Northarians.)
Lowcount
Glad we've reached an understanding.
I do try my hardest to make things convenient for others, I suppose.
Well... Not exactly. Was just a friend of Jew volunteers. I just came for the fun - happy so far.
Fair, fair. It was a little rushed since you magically started stating that your people have the innate ability to somehow tell apart sleeper cells from regular citizens.
I'll admit, logistics could've been planned better, but I guess that's what happens when the enemy somehow has an all-seeing eye on everyone's heart, mind and soul for some reason.
(Out of character: Above game I approved Imperial Front to do this, since the roleplay was going pretty slow before, as in virtually nonexistent. That was one of the things we allowed to get this game back up and running; if that was not so then they would not have been approved... I am sorry.)
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(Out of character: That's okay. Though yeah, that's why I said "Turn against their fellow Northarians". Those were sleeper cells, Imperial people.)
(Out of character: It is still definitely a good idea to get approval before using someone else's citizens... I hate to say it but Imperial Front does have a point that the sleeper cells just kind of appeared with no build up.)
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(Out of character: If you insist. Do you all want to retcon what happened?)
If any of you need assistance with these thugs, we would be happy to help. Our own country was once run by their associates, but we, the Partisans of Gandhistan, along with generous help from the Moscow Pact, were able to free ourselves from their evil.
(Out of character: It would honestly be best to just start anew, yeah.)
I would like to make a request to Ewharistan, may we please use our surveillance satellites in your jungles? It is believed that several Imperial Front cells are using the deep Amazon rainforest to evade justice and to reorganise after being driven from Iran.