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Chungolus

Hagston wrote:When you reach the peak of comedy:

My comedic ability has no peak, it expands beyond human comprehension, something even the smartest mortals would struggle to acquaint themselves with. Here is an example of my comedic propheticness:

i have no family

Hagston, Kaonashia, and Down unian

The Democratic Kingdom of Koxor

Chungolus wrote:My comedic ability has no peak, it expands beyond human comprehension, something even the smartest mortals would struggle to acquaint themselves with. Here is an example of my comedic propheticness:

i have no family

The comedy recognition centre in my brain just exploded

Hagston, Kaonashia, Down unian, and Chungolus

Never will have a girlfriend

I just f*cking recovered my account the b*stard changed the password before he left for Korea... Well everything my account said before this war untrue so disregard everything... Can I go back to checking the embassies now...

Down unian and Chungolus

Kaonashia

Never will have a girlfriend wrote:I just f*cking recovered my account the b*stard changed the password before he left for Korea... Well everything my account said before this war untrue so disregard everything... Can I go back to checking the embassies now...

No

Down unian and Chungolus

Tierra santanara

Koxor wrote:Oh wow really? I thought that was Dogeanea lol
I don't have an army in the LAAC, but I run my own defending region over at Liberator Armies. Check it out if you want.

Sure

Kaonashia and Chungolus

The Asuriqu not Sidramye of Sidramye

Never will have a girlfriend wrote:I just f*cking recovered my account the b*stard changed the password before he left for Korea... Well, everything my account said before this war untrue so disregard everything... Can I go back to checking the embassies now...

What?

Down unian, Chungolus, and Tierra santanara

Tierra santanara

https://laraniem.miraheze.org/wiki/Tierra_Santanara
My first wiki!

Kaonashia, Sidramye, and Down unian

The 𝗚𝗼𝗹𝗱𝗲𝗻 𝗙𝗶𝗲𝗹𝗱𝘀 of Hagston

Tierra santanara wrote:https://laraniem.miraheze.org/wiki/Tierra_Santanara
My first wiki!

Yay!

Kaonashia, Sidramye, Down unian, and Tierra santanara

Never will have a girlfriend

Ok I've calmed down... Doge has left for Korea and used my account to play his final pranks... I am not his puppet my hands did not send that telegram... But dear god I hope he doesn't get himself killed in Korea...

Down unian and Tierra santanara

The Democratic Kingdom of Koxor

Never will have a girlfriend wrote:Ok I've calmed down... Doge has left for Korea and used my account to play his final pranks... I am not his puppet my hands did not send that telegram... But dear god I hope he doesn't get himself killed in Korea...

Is that actual Korea or just metaphorical?

Kaonashia, Down unian, and Tierra santanara



Vae cloaca

Pro-Democracy rebellion group, FreeVC, has made an attack on Vae Cloaca's Parliament Palace. An explosion at 1 minute past midnight shook the property, filling it with smoke and flames. Fires are still raging throughout The Palace, leaving many personnel missing, and many dead. The location of Supreme Leader Stynk E. Bouts is still unknown

Hagston, Kaonashia, Sidramye, Down unian, and 1 otherTierra santanara

Never will have a girlfriend

Koxor wrote:Is that actual Korea or just metaphorical?

Actual Korea so he might start torturing you guys again the moment he get his wifi set up but he wont be stealing my account again.

Down unian and Tierra santanara



The Democratic Kingdom of Koxor

Never will have a girlfriend wrote:Actual Korea

Oh wow

Vae cloaca wrote:Pro-Democracy rebellion group, FreeVC, has made an attack on Vae Cloaca's Parliament Palace. An explosion at 1 minute past midnight shook the property, filling it with smoke and flames. Fires are still raging throughout The Palace, leaving many personnel missing, and many dead. The location of Supreme Leader Stynk E. Bouts is still unknown

Would it be ironic if I now support the democratic rebels?

Kaonashia, Down unian, and Tierra santanara

Kaonashia

Never will have a girlfriend wrote:Actual Korea so he might start torturing you guys again the moment he get his wifi set up but he wont be stealing my account again.

No, you have lost all trust and been declared a threat to the credibility of our democratic government and Laraniem. Please cease your breathing activities.

Down unian and Tierra santanara



The Democratic Kingdom of Koxor

New LarAssembly proposal: "Restriction on Coalition Governments"



LC LWCON
"Restriction on Coalition Governments"


Outline:

Restricting the function and formation of coalition governments.

Reasoning:

Within the past few days, messages have been posted on the RMB offering to form coalitions between minority factions. These coalitions would, under the laws of the Laraniemian Parliament and elections, topple the current government from power. However, this would be counted as a coup under widely-accepted international law, thereby going against the purpose of free elections.

This resolution:

  • Defines "current" and "currently" in this context as the moment in time that the laws outlined in this resolution are invoked;

  • Defines a "coup" as a single event in which the current ruling government of the region is thrown from power by a minority group;

  • Defines a "minority faction" as a faction that currently holds fewer seats in Parliament than the faction that is in government;

  • Defines "international law" as rules accepted by most nations in the region to be valid, regardless of whether that rule is encoded in a LaraAssembly resolution or the Constitution;

  • Recognises that coalition governments are legal under international law, but that they can be dangerous for the faction in government;

  • Notes that coups, even bloodless ones, are dangerous and also illegal under international law;

  • Is appalled by the fact that two legal actions should come together to cause an illicit action;

  • Realises that a compromise needs to be made, to avoid international uproar;

  • Hereby rules that:

    1. Coalition governments may be formed legally, without threat of controversy;

    2. If a coalition government between two minority factions would hold more seats in Parliament than the faction currently in power, that coalition will not automatically take power;

    3. If the coalition still exists at the time of the next election, it will become eligible to take power and would act as a single faction as per the rules of elections.

Read factbook

Kaonashia, Sidramye, and Tierra santanara

Tierra santanara

Koxor wrote:New LarAssembly proposal: "Restriction on Coalition Governments"


LC LWCON
"Restriction on Coalition Governments"


Outline:

Restricting the function and formation of coalition governments.

Reasoning:

Within the past few days, messages have been posted on the RMB offering to form coalitions between minority factions. These coalitions would, under the laws of the Laraniemian Parliament and elections, topple the current government from power. However, this would be counted as a coup under widely-accepted international law, thereby going against the purpose of free elections.

This resolution:

  • Defines "current" and "currently" in this context as the moment in time that the laws outlined in this resolution are invoked;

  • Defines a "coup" as a single event in which the current ruling government of the region is thrown from power by a minority group;

  • Defines a "minority faction" as a faction that currently holds fewer seats in Parliament than the faction that is in government;

  • Defines "international law" as rules accepted by most nations in the region to be valid, regardless of whether that rule is encoded in a LaraAssembly resolution or the Constitution;

  • Recognises that coalition governments are legal under international law, but that they can be dangerous for the faction in government;

  • Notes that coups, even bloodless ones, are dangerous and also illegal under international law;

  • Is appalled by the fact that two legal actions should come together to cause an illicit action;

  • Realises that a compromise needs to be made, to avoid international uproar;

  • Hereby rules that:

    1. Coalition governments may be formed legally, without threat of controversy;

    2. If a coalition government between two minority factions would hold more seats in Parliament than the faction currently in power, that coalition will not automatically take power;

    3. If the coalition still exists at the time of the next election, it will become eligible to take power and would act as a single faction as per the rules of elections.

Read factbook

Koxor, wanna RP?

Kaonashia

The Democratic Kingdom of Koxor

Tierra santanara wrote:Koxor, wanna RP?

RP what?
You may want to read this:


LarAssembly




What's LarAssembly?

LarAssembly is the region's governing body. It's your chance to mould the region to your vision, by voting for resolutions you like and scuttling the rest. However, it's a double-edged sword, because your nation will be affected by any resolutions that pass. (Unfortunately you can't obey the resolutions you like and ignore the rest.) In other words, it's a hot-bed of political intrigue and double-dealing.


You mean like the World Assembly?

Funny you should say!


How does it work?

Each nation may submit a proposal, whether in a faction or not. However, being in a faction and having official faction support can have special perks.
Proposals can be submitted to either the Legislative Council (LC) or the General Council (GC).
Each submitted proposal will be voted on by citizens. If the majority vote FOR the proposal, then it is passed and will be put into effect. If voted AGAINST, then the proposal will be dismissed, but still archived. If, after a certain period of time, a nation believes a previously passed proposal should be repealed, they may go through the process.


The Legislative Council (LC)

The Legislative Council is the practical council of the two, where laws that will actually affect the region are proposed and voted on. For example, "RMB Spam Protection Act" would actually change the rules of the region, and not role-play. Therefore, it would be a valid Legislative Council proposal. There are many different types of proposals in the Legislative Council, as seen in the table below:

Resolution

Category

Description

Example

Code

Rule Change

Discord

To add, remove or change a Laraniem Discord rule.

"Remove Rule 5"

LC RCDIS

Constitutional Change

Constitution

To change, add, or remove part of the Constitution

"New Section: Court"

LC CCCON

Law

Constitution

A law that must be followed by all citizens

"Ban on Propaganda"

LC LWCON

Council Function

Council

To change the way LarAssembly runs

"Change of Vote Weighing"

LC CFCOU

Repeal

Council

To remove a previously passed resolution from action

"Repeal "Remove Rule 5""

LC RECOU

Amendment

Council

To make minor changes to an existing resolution in order to make it fairer; more accurate; reflect changing circumstances; any other changes seen fit by the proposer

"Amend "Ban on Propaganda""

LC AMCOU


The General Council (GC)

The General Council is the role-playing/fictional council of the two, where laws that won't actually affect the region are proposed and voted on. For example, "Ban on Live Animal Exports" wouldn't actually change the rules of the region, but just the story-telling or fictional laws of Nations. The General Council is purely role-play based . There are many different types of proposals in the General Council, as seen in the table below:

Category

Description

Example

Code

Civil Rights

A resolution to improve worldwide human and civil rights

"Freedom of Speech Act"

GC CIR

Environment

A resolution to increase the quality of the world's environment

"Rainforest Protection Act"

GC ENV

Health

A resolution to modify universal standards of healthcare

"Mandatory Vaccinations"

GC HEA

Education

A resolution to promote funding and the development of education

"Free University"

GC EDU

Military

A resolution to modify military spending and management

"Compulsory Nukes"

GC MIL

Trade and Economy

A resolution to modify the function of trade and commerce

"Remove Taxes"

GC TRA

Repeal

To remove a previously passed resolution from action

"Repeal "Compulsory Nukes""

RECOU


Submitting a Resolution

Submitting a resolution is easy and straightforward....if done correctly. Once written, post a message to the Regional Message Board with the name of the Resolution, and then the dispatch linked below. To be voted on, it must be approved by a LarAssembly Official first.

Resolutions must follow a certain template, in order to be valid. This template is provided below:

[centre]
[size=200]
CODE 
[b]"TITLE"[/b]
[/size]

[hr]
[b]Outline:[/b] 

what the resolution is about

[b]Reasoning:[/b]

why it is important

[b]Hereby:[/b] 

-what the resolution does

[/centre]

EXAMPLE


Proposal Legality

For a proposal to be deemed legal by a LarAssembly Official, it must be:

If the proposal does not follow the required format, and/or is not written as law (instead opinion piece, news bulletin etc.), it will not be legal.

Proposals duplicating existing ones, or containing another person's work, will not be legal.

Proposals that attempt to do the opposite of an existing resolution, will not be legal.

Proposals may not contain nation or region names (excluding Laraniem), or contain pronouns ("we", "I", "me").

As NationStates is primarily English speaking, all proposals must be written in English, or provide an English translation of non-English samples.

A proposal cannot be deemed illegal based on the LarAssembly Officials' personal opinion of the proposal.


Voting Weight

For every vote by a nation, 1 point gets added/removed (based on FOR or AGAINST vote). However, if at least three nations from a faction all vote the same way, an additional point goes towards their vote.


LarAssembly Officials

-Indoinastan: LarAssembly General

-Koxor: Viceroy

In compliance with LC LWCON#3 "Regional Content Protection", this dispatch and its contents may not be replicated or reproduced, in part or in whole, without explicit permission from the owner or appropriate Laraniem Government member.

Read factbook

Kaonashia, Sidramye, and Tierra santanara

The Asuriqu not Sidramye of Sidramye

Never will have a girlfriend wrote:Actual Korea so he might start torturing you guys again the moment he get his wifi set up but he wont be stealing my account again.

Wait so he moved to South Korea? Why?

Tierra santanara

Chungolus

Sidramye wrote:Wait so he moved to South Korea? Why?

jimin, bts, more kpop groups, and...

m u k b a n g

Kaonashia and Tierra santanara

Buy yen no commission

HELLO GLAD TO BE HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Capslock stuck

WHATS UP,!?!?!??!?!

Kaonashia

Show

Post by Buy yen no commission suppressed by Sidramye.

Post self-deleted by Sidramye.



The Democratic Kingdom of Koxor

Buy yen no commission wrote:-snip-

We do not tolerate racism, sexism and extremist ideas in Laraniem. This is your only warning, and if you post messages like this again, you will be banned from the region.

Kaonashia

Kaonashia

Koxor wrote:New LarAssembly proposal: "Restriction on Coalition Governments"


LC LWCON
"Restriction on Coalition Governments"


Outline:

Restricting the function and formation of coalition governments.

Reasoning:

Within the past few days, messages have been posted on the RMB offering to form coalitions between minority factions. These coalitions would, under the laws of the Laraniemian Parliament and elections, topple the current government from power. However, this would be counted as a coup under widely-accepted international law, thereby going against the purpose of free elections.

This resolution:

  • Defines "current" and "currently" in this context as the moment in time that the laws outlined in this resolution are invoked;

  • Defines a "coup" as a single event in which the current ruling government of the region is thrown from power by a minority group;

  • Defines a "minority faction" as a faction that currently holds fewer seats in Parliament than the faction that is in government;

  • Defines "international law" as rules accepted by most nations in the region to be valid, regardless of whether that rule is encoded in a LaraAssembly resolution or the Constitution;

  • Recognises that coalition governments are legal under international law, but that they can be dangerous for the faction in government;

  • Notes that coups, even bloodless ones, are dangerous and also illegal under international law;

  • Is appalled by the fact that two legal actions should come together to cause an illicit action;

  • Realises that a compromise needs to be made, to avoid international uproar;

  • Hereby rules that:

    1. Coalition governments may be formed legally, without threat of controversy;

    2. If a coalition government between two minority factions would hold more seats in Parliament than the faction currently in power, that coalition will not automatically take power;

    3. If the coalition still exists at the time of the next election, it will become eligible to take power and would act as a single faction as per the rules of elections.

Read factbook

[Rejected]

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