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He may look like an idiot, and talk like an idiot, but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot!

Firefly: Do you wanna be a public nuisance?
Chicolini: Sure, how much does the job pay?
Firefly: I’ve got the right mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

You know, you haven’t stopped talking since I came here? You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle.

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How it got in my pajamas I’ll never know.

Here, have a cigar…That’s a good quarter cigar. I smoke the other
three quarters myself.

–Not that I care, but where is your husband?
–Why, he’s dead.
–I bet he’s just using that as an excuse.
–I was with him to the very end.
–No wonder he passed away.

Greetings.

Those jokes sound awfully familiar. Like Groucho Marx.

We left New York drunk and early on the morning of Feburary the 2nd. After 15 days on the water, and 6 on the boat. We finally arrived on the shores of Africa.

Cows, who knew?

I'm new.

I'm not a WA Member, I can't endorse.

Huh

Yup

You have 24 hours to join The Dominaters before we destroy this region.

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