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Hello :) this is KoD :D

Hallenepos wrote:

Hello :) this is KoD :D

Hello KoD! You know who this is!

The GOAT is here

Ac milan wrote:

Hello KoD! You know who this is!

Outer Sparta?! ;D

Hallenepos wrote:

Outer Sparta?! ;D

Haha yes (btw all these club names are me)!

Borussia monchengladbach wrote:

Haha yes (btw all these club names are me)!

Oh ;D

Who is tcl?

Hallenepos wrote:

Oh ;D

Who is tcl?

Sparta represents the clubs, I represent the players :)

Nobody:

Turkish fans: Come to Besiktas!

Lionel andres messi cuccittini wrote:

The GOAT is here

We'll sign you for €10 billion and give you €10 million per week!

Paris saint-germain wrote:

We'll sign you for €10 billion and give you €10 million per week!

No, I'll stay loyal to Barcelona

Lionel andres messi cuccittini wrote:

No, I'll stay loyal to Barcelona

Time to do Plan B!

Which is to sabotage Barcelona so much that they make terrible decisions leaving Messi to leave for good. But he'll never win a CL here in PSG mwahahahahaha!!!

Paris saint-germain wrote:

Time to do Plan B!

Which is to sabotage Barcelona so much that they make terrible decisions leaving Messi to leave for good. But he'll never win a CL here in PSG mwahahahahaha!!!

Zlatan made you relevant, without Zlatan PSG aren't relevant lolololol

Zlatan Ibrahimovic wrote:

Zlatan made you relevant, without Zlatan PSG aren't relevant lolololol

You're making us relevant once again, so thanks for your help, oh Mighty God of the Universe Zlatan!

Sorry Lionel andres messi cuccittini, we just couldn't beat Real Madrid for ya.

Deportivo alaves wrote:

Sorry Lionel andres messi cuccittini, we just couldn't beat Real Madrid for ya.

*sad Argentine noises*

Lokomotiv moscow we were once part of the best in Russia!

Lionel andres messi cuccittini I'm the GOAT

Hello!

Krelvoniet wrote:

Hello!

Zlatan welcomes you

PSG has proudly declared our capital to be Doha. All hail Qatar Sports Investments!

"Following new legislation in Paris Saint-Germain, corruption is a game of two halves."

Don't look at that bribe we gave UEFA officials for them to avoid looking into our rigged finances...

Paris saint-germain wrote:

"Following new legislation in Paris Saint-Germain, corruption is a game of two halves."

Don't look at that bribe we gave UEFA officials for them to avoid looking into our rigged finances...

Zlatan didn't played for Paris, Paris played for Zlatan

We lost to Copenhagen? *yawn* It's not like our three fans care anyway...

Istanbul basaksehir fk wrote:

We lost to Copenhagen? *yawn* It's not like our three fans care anyway...

What you need is Zlatan in your team! With Zlatan there fans will go crazy! Just look what happened to Paris saint-germain after Zlatan went there.

We better not lose to a team called Atalanta! Where are they even at??? Bergamo? What? Like anyone knows where that is, and our plastic fanbase certainly doesn't!