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Der erste orden der sithari

The new wisconsin empire wrote:no, I sold the islands to OU awhile ago

Ok sorry for my lack if knowledge, whos O.U

I'm gonna ha e to convert my space Force into a marine force

Sminishia

The screen is showing the green, grassy ground, shortly after, being splatted by blood, the screen now looks at a really tall human that represents the Kaiser of the Empire, Kaiser Calvin III, he's walking in his fancy monarch suit with war medals and his helmet with the symbol of a Skull and crossing bones, he is also holding a rifle.

What Kaiser Calvin III wants, is the grains of our farms.

Calvin is stepping on the grain crops of the farms while walking with his soldiers.

What Kaiser Calvin III wants, is to sell factories, hard working business places and homes to his rats and brute allied countries.

The screen shows Calvin III holding many important structures, and shaking hands with a brute looking world leader.

What Kaiser Calvin III wants, is to cover the lands he'll get with coffins.

Calvin is seen walking while both his troops march behind him and there are loads of bloody coffins on the background.

What Kaiser Calvin III wants, is to destroy our traditional culture.

Calvin's troops are seen handing him Slavic cloth, orthodox crosses and symbols of the Mabryn continent, thus dumping it and starting a fire to burn them.

What Kaiser Calvin III wants, is to turn you against us.

The image is simple, Calvin III is seen with a hypnotizing clock brainwashing people and making them do dirty works.

What will he get?

Three Sminishian Jet Fighters are seen flying as jet engines roar through the sky, launching three missiles towards Kaiser Calvin III, his troops and the Kampfian Iron Cross.

He will get three missiles hitting him each he starts a fire!

An army of Sminishian tanks rolling and firing shells at the Kampfian Army.

He will get tanks rolling against him each he starts plumbering!

A giant bayonet on a modern M27 rifle cuts three Kampfian soldiers open, leaving the fearless Calvin look up in anger, and being shot.

He'll get... his conquering wills to ingloriously end!

OOC: This is pretty much inspired by a real Soviet propaganda film called "What Hitler wants", but in this post, the film is modernly animated.

The new wisconsin empire

Der erste orden der sithari wrote:Ok sorry for my lack if knowledge, whos O.U

I'm gonna ha e to convert my space Force into a marine force

Osterreich und ungarn

Der erste orden der sithari

The Great Congregation of Brethren

Kamchatki wrote:I've got an idea for a new sources for valsora to make it more unique.

A plant that eats worms my grabbing them with their roots

If you have time . . . I've been thinking for a while that I need some original plants. Main things are slightly weird fruits from the rainforest and slightly weird grain-like crops to grow on the plains. Random weeds and flowers would also be good to add atmosphere . . . anyway if you're interested in making plants let me know.

Kamchatki and BearStackof2015

Der erste orden der sithari

Sminishia wrote:

The screen is showing the green, grassy ground, shortly after, being splatted by blood, the screen now looks at a really tall human that represents the Kaiser of the Empire, Kaiser Calvin III, he's walking in his fancy monarch suit with war medals and his helmet with the symbol of a Skull and crossing bones, he is also holding a rifle.

What Kaiser Calvin III wants, is the grains of our farms.

Calvin is stepping on the grain crops of the farms while walking with his soldiers.

What Kaiser Calvin III wants, is to sell factories, hard working business places and homes to his rats and brute allied countries.

The screen shows Calvin III holding many important structures, and shaking hands with a brute looking world leader.

What Kaiser Calvin III wants, is to cover the lands he'll get with coffins.

Calvin is seen walking while both his troops march behind him and there are loads of bloody coffins on the background.

What Kaiser Calvin III wants, is to destroy our traditional culture.

Calvin's troops are seen handing him Slavic cloth, orthodox crosses and symbols of the Mabryn continent, thus dumping it and starting a fire to burn them.

What Kaiser Calvin III wants, is to turn you against us.

The image is simple, Calvin III is seen with a hypnotizing clock brainwashing people and making them do dirty works.

What will he get?

Three Sminishian Jet Fighters are seen flying as jet engines roar through the sky, launching three missiles towards Kaiser Calvin III, his troops and the Kampfian Iron Cross.

He will get three missiles hitting him each he starts a fire!

An army of Sminishian tanks rolling and firing shells at the Kampfian Army.

He will get tanks rolling against him each he starts plumbering!

A giant bayonet on a modern M27 rifle cuts three Kampfian soldiers open, leaving the fearless Calvin look up in anger, and being shot.

He'll get... his conquering wills to ingloriously end!

OOC: This is pretty much inspired by a real Soviet propaganda film called "What Hitler wants", but in this post, the film is modernly animated.

Thats weird I'm watching Metro: Redux

The angel of charity

The Proud Placental Heritage of Fedele

Any file is executable if you have enough firepower

Der erste orden der sithari

The new wisconsin empire wrote:Osterreich und ungarn

Ooooooh ok
Personally I want a Island so I can arm sharks with Submarine torpedoes 🙄

Shavara

Fedele wrote:Any file is executable if you have enough firepower

~ Fedele, May 21st, 2019

The Future Galatico of BearStackof2015

Fedele wrote:Any file is executable if you have enough firepower

Or you can just trash it.

Fedele and Shavara

The Great Congregation of Brethren

*misses Wersh*

Der erste orden der sithari

Brethren wrote:*misses Wersh*

What's Nova Columbia like? 🤔

The Great Congregation of Brethren

Der erste orden der sithari wrote:What's Nova Columbia like? 🤔

Really fun when they get involved in RP, but I've only seen them do it once (which is a great loss to us all).

Nova-Columbia yes I'm egregiously flattering you, your RP is good and you should know about it

Nova-Columbia and The angel of charity

The Future Galatico of BearStackof2015

Brethren wrote:*misses Wersh*

You can watch a sleepy RMB while you wait

Der erste orden der sithari

Brethren wrote:Really fun when they get involved in RP, but I've only seen them do it once (which is a great loss to us all).

Nova-Columbia yes I'm egregiously flattering you, your RP is good and you should know about it

Ok cool, so if i claim the land next to her, she won't invade me off the bat?

The Grand Militariat Republic of Nova-Columbia

Brethren wrote:Really fun when they get involved in RP, but I've only seen them do it once (which is a great loss to us all).

Nova-Columbia yes I'm egregiously flattering you, your RP is good and you should know about it

Merci beaucoup!

Der erste orden der sithari

Nova-Columbia wrote:Merci beaucoup!

Hai ^_^

The Grand Militariat Republic of Nova-Columbia

Der erste orden der sithari wrote:Hai ^_^

Howdy

The Great Congregation of Brethren

Der erste orden der sithari wrote:Ok cool, so if i claim the land next to her, she won't invade me off the bat?

Oh honey that's not what I said at all.

Nova-Columbia, BearStackof2015, and Der erste orden der sithari

Der erste orden der sithari

Nova-Columbia wrote:Howdy

I new, got any plans for the land below you?

The new wisconsin empire

My name is Obama and I'm here to say *Sharp intake of breath* Mr Osama has been killed today

The Grand Militariat Republic of Nova-Columbia

Der erste orden der sithari wrote:I new, got any plans for the land below you?

Not particularly, save for the two tiny islands to the southwest.

Der erste orden der sithari

Nova-Columbia wrote:Not particularly, save for the two tiny islands to the southwest.

Sooo you dont mind if I scoot on in 😏
I can sell you some Sabres if you like?

Devlon

Ah yes. We went from clear skys to tornado touchdowns in around 10 minutes. Missouri’s awesome!!! :D

The new wisconsin empire, Shavara, BearStackof2015, and Der erste orden der sithari

The Great Congregation of Brethren

Nova-Columbia wrote:Merci beaucoup!

. . . on a not-particularly-unrelated note would you like to keep having Nika bully and corrupt interact with Numair? I get the sense that those two could come up some interesting ideas if they just managed to communicate past each other's biases.

Nova-Columbia, Shavara, The angel of charity, and BearStackof2015

Unified republic of china

Send help, no matter what I do my taxation rate keeps going higher and higher. I'm so tilted.

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