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Aivintis wrote:

Or you can sign up for Lerasi’s Totally Affordable Totally Not A Scam Floor Insurance Agency™️

It’ll just be 69k a month, and we will cover ALLLLLLLLL of the costs for every single floor related damage.

do i look like I can afford that with my reasonable economic output? These big companies truly are all about extracting money from your average hard-working nation state

Euricanis wrote:

kk

~k~

Aivintis ban Euri for far-righting

Of Centralist Brexit wrote:

Blobon!

"BREX!" Bounces strait into Brexit's chest and makes a splat!

Greater novast wrote:

do i look like I can afford that with my reasonable economic output? These big companies truly are all about extracting money from your average hard-working nation state

Well if you also buy a new floor (cost 100k), then your monthly fees will go alllllll the way down to 42000 AND we will donate some of our profits to a charity of your choice!

Blobon wrote:

"BREX!" Bounces into Brexit's chest

better not bounce towards me or I will endorse you

this is a threat

Greater novast wrote:

better not bounce towards me or I will endorse you

this is a threat

Zukchiva QUICK START BOUNCING M E N A C I N G L Y TOWARDS HIM IN THE NAME OF REGIONAL SECURITY AND WA VOTING POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!

in other tiemlin

Elections in Moritur.

Gubernatorial elections in Moritur have been going on or much longer and have outlasted the San Sierran mainland elections. After nearly a year of limbo, status quo, interruptions by military transmissions and difficulty in keeping it integrated from corruption and fraud, the final results are in. The victorious candidate and political party is Enrique Ovejero of el Partido del Estado Libre Asociado (Commonwealth Party), with around 48% of total votes, 27% for Nicolas Valdueza (Front for Democracy) and 25% for Aitor Montemayor (Kingdom Party).

By these results, Moritur changes it's official name from the Administration of Moritur to the Commonwealth of Moritur, having more civil government autonomy than any mainland state of San Sierra, but it's military directly commanded and led from Santa Defensa.

Aivintis wrote:

Well if you also buy a new floor (cost 100k), then your monthly fees will go alllllll the way down to 42000 AND we will donate some of our profits to a charity of your choice!

okay, my charity of choice is the NotafrontfortheNovastangovernment organization

Blobon wrote:

"BREX!" Bounces strait into Brexit's chest and makes a splat!

...
this is getting out of hand, you need to calm yourself my blobby friend

Shavara wrote:

OH NO
( 0O0)

Gigantic beasts

Cielonova Front

A squad of marines in the middle of the battle find a more endangered squad of soldiers who are remnants of destroyed brigades. They take debris covering ways of the area and said marines provide cover for the remnants. After they get out of the area, they find that bugs are using human weapons against humans, so they drop themselves to cover, while others die in the process.

- "Command, this is Sergeant Jairo, these bugs seem to have picked up weapons from our dead men and are using them against us! We need backup!" -

 /\/\ Backup is already arriving. We already knew sh¡t was going downhill, but we seriously did not expect them using our own guns. /\/\ 

A captain takes the sergeant's radio. - "Captain López here who took the sarge's radio, hurry it up already!" -

The backup forces consist of a tank and several heavier equipped marines. Inside the tank, the crew is handling the vehicle. - "Commander, I've detected hostile forces, you already heard the reports, right?" -

- "Of course, but know tanks are immune to rifle bullets. Keep aiming the tank gun on those insects, and fire on my command." -

- "Roger, awaiting your signal." -

The tank is now in a short halt.

- "Fire!" -

Boom. The tank fires a high explosive round.

Giant beasts reported!

In the same front and mountain as Cielonova, the ground could be seen shaking. It was from a giant bird-like beast shaking off it's rocks, dozens of civilians freaked out more, and soldiers were shocked. Fighter jet pilots who have just arrived see the monster thing, and orders were immediately redirected to deal with that thing.

The navy could detect three large sea creatures, they were shocked, but nonetheless ordered to mobilize as quickly as they could.

OOC: I know, rushed post.

OOC: hehe oh well we both seem to be rushing one way or another.

Renteka frowns "I doubt the council agreed to this"

The small witch just smiles well drinking some tea "well I am not one who is foolish enough to challenge one as old as the water bug, it is his children"

"this is quite inconvenient to me you know"

Aivintis wrote:

Zukchiva QUICK START BOUNCING M E N A C I N G L Y TOWARDS HIM IN THE NAME OF REGIONAL SECURITY AND WA VOTING POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOT IF I DO IT FIRST! FOR BLOBONIA

Greater novast wrote:

okay, my charity of choice is the NotafrontfortheNovastangovernment organization

they do really good work, just dont ask where the money goes

Aivintis wrote:

Because it emphasizes how it is immature

O`<'O~It is not! It's an ancient and saKred KomiKal tradition

Blobon wrote:

NOT IF I DO IT FIRST! FOR BLOBONIA

STAY AWAY I WILL ENDORSE YOU

Greater novast wrote:

they do really good work, just dont ask where the money goes

me obviously

sup

Greater novast wrote:

okay, my charity of choice is the NotafrontfortheNovastangovernment organization

Great! <takes the money>

Your first monthly bill will be sent shortly, alongside a crew to replace your floor with only the lowest highest quality materials available to us via our violation of human rights and our destruction of the environment!!!!!!!! We will send out fake annual financial reports proving beyond reasonable doubt (as is required by court) that the money is being delivered to your selected charity.

Italy and malta wrote:

sup

no, the trees speak of your pasta, begone foul beast of the pizza pie

The Unity Sisters wrote:

me obviously

thats where my economy went >:(

Aivintis wrote:

Great! <takes the money>

Your first monthly bill will be sent shortly, alongside a crew to replace your floor with only the lowest highest quality materials available to us via our violation of human rights and our destruction of the environment!!!!!!!! We will send out fake annual financial reports proving beyond reasonable doubt (as is required by court) that the money is being delivered to your selected charity.

who doesnt destroy the environment

Aivintis wrote:

Great! <takes the money>

Your first monthly bill will be sent shortly, alongside a crew to replace your floor with only the lowest highest quality materials available to us via our violation of human rights and our destruction of the environment!!!!!!!! We will send out fake annual financial reports proving beyond reasonable doubt (as is required by court) that the money is being delivered to your selected charity.

wait so why do you want 3 tons of frozen eoe?

rainforests are cool and all but they are sitting on the uranium i need for "research purposes"

The Unity Sisters wrote:

OOC: hehe oh well we both seem to be rushing one way or another.

Awakend Mind

Network signal A.5-2
this is Eif-45, moving Remorhaz to face A.5-2 hostiles, look for opening and continue to fight. Mekan control grant you a free mind, Praise be the Hive and Mekanicus

movinc to positonc as requestedk, was the iron bird activated early?

the beast is fully active as for this time watch for her children however, they are hungry, keep an eye towards the sky

helping none campadintcs asskinged as option two

the bugs start to move in a more organized matter,

as the bugs engaged with the tank move to different cover just as a large silver serpent rams itself into the tank in an attempt to flip it, followed by the sound of some sort of war drums.

as the titanic bird flaps its wings a nest of sorts is reviled from the stone, and like bats out of a cave they rush out and attack, bug, soldiers, and civilians alike. a few of the bugs near civilians stop combating soldiers to attack the birds attacking civilians, and some bugs start to altogether stop fighting the humans to attack the birds.

Upon the Ocean,

the fleets of evolved surrounding the land start to target heavily armed ships in hopes of avoiding the civilians, along with the crab-like beasts attempting to crawl onto land. the eels numbers start to grow from ten to fifty soon after entering the archipelago

Renteka frowns "I doubt the council agreed to this"

The small witch just smiles well drinking some tea "well I am not one who is foolish enough to challenge one as old as the water bug, it is his children"

"this is quite inconvenient to me you know"

I have no energy on this for now. I must rest for a while before I respond.

Italy and malta wrote:

sup

Yo