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Balreskan Truth Volume 1
The government raises tariffs on a weekly basis, many parents are becoming frustrated with their children's choices in spouses, politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental, and the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters.This information has been brought to you by the Ministry of Information